Absolute rambling sometimes cooked

Okay so I’m just thinking about how much I love being single and just the thought that all my decisions in life are 100% based on what I want and need and not compromising or considering for another person and that’s awesome I get to live my life 100% authentically suited to who I am as a person.
But the thing is I genuinely am a care giver and love love and I would enjoy life just as much caring for someone - and sure that also fixes the loneliness issue
But then that’s what pets are for and it just made me realise at least even that’s a two way street because animals ALWAYS love you back and you know that they do so you know you’re together for the rest of their life
But you can never guarantee that with going into a relationship these days like I’ve never felt less cared for when being in one but maybe that’s just my sh*tty past situations. Anyway keen to hear thoughts or not

Chilli and garlic olives are the yin yang of olive variety cause the chilli upsets your tum but the garlic is good for it so it’s all a balance

Just felt real good about saving a bug drowning in the bath but turns out it was a piece of fluff

Someone pls dissect the phenomenon of all the f**kboys in my year level who have suddenly got married and had kids???

He looks like the ant from Antz

The wind can really get fu**ed rn I’ve had it

I am moving into a new house without having tasted the tap water first.

I am terrified

Okay but why does the green in my eyes pop off after a cry

Are people with disabilities pi**ed off that everyone sh*ts in their bathrooms

Someone in the office really thought playing Rihanna’s S*M is the perfect way to end a Tuesday arvo

singing vampire by Olivia Rodrigo whilst making my Aldi salad before I’ll watch an ep of this country and play Valheim the rest of the night. Peak girlhood tbh

Someone got the memo to ruin everyone in the office’s Monday with the world’s worst people pleaser tunes. Hate reacts in comments only

Girl lunch ✨

Can’t believe I wasted my prime on some loser that couldn’t wipe his ass properly

The only reason hinge is the ‘app designed to be deleted’ is because it is so abysmal you have to get rid of it

Thousands of strays out there but the biggest issue is where are they and why haven’t I found them yet 😠

I ate 7 nerds ropes and got hives lol pathetic

Stinky sneeze

Hmm

And he ain’t happy about it

still want to keep this?

This cost me half an hour worth of work 🫠

When you met/chose your pet - why was it? Like was it just an aesthetic thing of ‘you’re cute and I’m interested in your personality?’ or was it like ‘soul bonding energy’ kinda radiating between you - where you thought ‘yeah me and this animal - I can see us vibing this is a good connection’?

FYI Outdoor Boys is the best most calming thing to watch when you’re grieving