EAT MY BALLS

❤️🍩 HOT. J. DEES 🍩❤️
❤️Get your mouth around these ❤️
Ok so we changed the recipe again!
Sometimes you got to keep trying till you get that perfect ball 😎💪

BUT THINGS IN LIFE ARENT ALWAYS SWEET!

🚨NEXT WEEKEND IS OUR LAST WEEKEND🚨

Come and visiti us ❤️

We are till the end of February!

Come down and visit us ❤️
448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

Open:
Friday 5pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12:30pm - 9pm

This here is anything but a mush of a mush-ness gnocchi. There is not mush-room here to pack more fun-gi goodness into one bowl. Without a doubt it’s our best seller and the star of the truck 🤩🤩🤩
🍄Simple but so good. 🍄
We add 6 kinds of mushrooms, cream, thyme and truffle oil.
🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

If you haven’t had it yet, HURRY!
It’s Thyme 😎
There is so mush you are missing out on!

We are till the end of February!

Come down and visit us ❤️
448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

Open:
Friday 5pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12:30pm - 9pm

😁❤️ARANCINI ARE BACK❤️😁

It’s a new month! We are re-Italia-stralian-ising our truck now that we are back with our good friends ❤️ we missed you xo

We love to offer you different options to keep it fresh and give you more diversity while we are at
💚💚🍻🍻💚💚🍻🍻💚💚

RETURNING TO OUR MENU THIS MONTH:
❤️ Arancini balls
❤️ Doughnuts
❤️ Truffle Gnocchi 🤤
❤️ vegan and meat option
⚔️ Viking Balls ⚔️

Come down and visit us ❤️
448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

Open:
Friday 5pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12:30pm - 9pm

Leaving this month are:
- Vegan curry balls
- fancy gravy balls

Don’t meet your heroes 🦸‍♂️
They break your heart and eat at the other food truck ☹️☹️☹️

💚 VEGAN BALLS 💚

We are almost always out of vegan gnocchi, so we thought we would bring a loaded chips out just for you guys 💚🌱💚

Keep calm and curry on: sweet potato and pumpkin balls drizzled with coconut curry sauce. THEN, we drizzle a tamarind sweet and sour sauce. AFTER THAT we add fresh coriander and a wedge of lime 💚
It’s zingy, it’s tangy, it’s fresh 🌱

Come down And get some balls in your mouth this weekend ❤️💚❤️

Friday: 5pm - 10pm
Saturday: 12pm till 10pm
:-: P**F DOOF PARTY ALL DAY THIS WEEKEND ONLY :-:

Sunday: 12pm till 9pm ❤️

448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

Feeling hot hot hot 🔥❤️
No but really it’s so hot today! 🥵

Come down to and grab a cool crisp beer 🍺 and one of our new chipotle chilli squid ❤️🌶🦑🌶 ❤️

Creamy chipotle aioli, grilled corn, coriander and lime! 🤤🤤🤤

It’s great that it’s finally starting to feel like summer ☀️😎☀️😎☀️
Hopefully we will see you soon ☺️

448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

Friday 5pm till 10pm
Saturday 12pm till 10pm
Sunday 12pm till 9pm

eatmyballs.com.au

☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
See you this weekend for some more ball shenanigans ❤️🤟🍺🔥

448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

Friday 5pm till 10pm
Saturday 12pm till 10pm
Sunday 12pm till 9pm
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

The sun is finally out!
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

Come down and enjoy some summer inspired calamari 🦑🏝☀️

🦑🦑 Fisherman’s Friend 🦑🦑

Salt and pepper squid drizzled with tartare sauce and sprinkled with tangy capers and pickle pieces. Lemon wedges on the side 🍋🍋

Park your boat 🛥 and get on in here!! 🍺☀️🦑🏝

Come down and visiti us at

448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032
Fridays: 5pm - 10pm
Saturdays: 12pm - 10pm
Sundays: 12pm - 9pm

❤️🇮🇹Pesto Rossi🇮🇹 ❤️

Meet the newest member of the deep fried gnocchi clan we have going at the truck! ❤️
We are talking all the delicious summer vegetables, slow roasted and combined to create this delicious red pesto.
Sundried tomatoes, red and yellow capsicum, eggplant, zucchini, add mixed olives and throw in some parmesan and herbs. voilà!

❤️❤️❤️Pesto Rossi ❤️❤️❤️

Come down and visiti us at

448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032
Fridays: 5pm - 10pm
Saturdays: 12pm - 10pm
Sundays: 12pm - 9pm

LOADED MEATBALL FRIES.
The answer is YES 🙌👏

Come and grab some balls ❤️


448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

Today 12pm till 10pm
Tomorrow 1pm till 9pm

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The sun has come out 👏
Come down to the lot and grab some balls. Our balls. 😎🌻


We also now have some Gelato for you to scoop into thanks to
So happy to be supporting local business!
Flavours on scoop today:
Lemon 🍋- vegan
Peanut butter choc 🥜🍫 - vegan
Chocolate 🍫

Open tonight till 9pm ❤️

Its a birds eye view.
Don’t you wanna to dive right in on this Italian beauty ❤️🤩🤤
Come down And visit us at and enjoy some gnocchi goodness this weekend!
Open tonight until 10pm
Tomorrow 1pm - 9pm

Like or follow our page and we will take a $1 off to say thanks for the love ❤️😍

Come and grab a Swedish sub 🤤❤️ 🇸🇪
Balls
Garlic butter
Dill spiced gravy
Lingonberry jam
Pickles
Rocket

Get ya Viking on ⚔️ and get this sub into ya!

Well…
What a week.!
Just to top things off we got thrown a hurricane on opening day 🤷‍♀️😂

The team at Eat My Balls like many of you, believe that aliens are absolutely the next thing coming to for 2021.
Cheers to all of us in Melbourne some how miraculously surviving this random af year 😂🤦‍♀️

We are getting the balls rolling again this weekend!! Come on down and enjoy something delicious tonight ❤️👏👏

I think we all need a drink and a good feed tonight🍹💃

5pm till 10pm tonight ❤️

448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

The count down begins!
*The Final Countdown plays in your mind as you read this and you still don’t know if you are mimicking a guitar or a keyboard for the chorus*

🎵 Dern na nerr nerr, Dunna nert nert nerr… dunna nerr nerr nerr 🎶

Get down to The Lot and get some balls in ya mouth…! Simple as that!

Excited to see you all on Friday afternoon!
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

So we have been a little quiet….
Sorry 🤦‍♀️ !
It’s time for us to come out of hibernation and start feeding y’all again ❤️👏🥳

So get your taste buds ready because baby, we are coming back to the 🥳🥳🥳

More balls, more puns, more flavours and sub new stuff too 😎

We had an incredible time at The Lot and we are so thankful for everyone who supported us ❤️
Honestly, we love you. ❤️

It’s a beefy kind of weekend 🥩
Come down and try our two closing special sauces to keep you warm ❤️
👏 Venetian style bolognese
🙌 10 hour slow cooked beef in red wine gravy
The beer and mulled wine will also help 😉🍹🍻🍷
See you soon 👏❤️

Friday 5pm to 10pm
Saturday 12pm to 10pm
Sunday 12pm to 9pm

448-462 Mt Alexander Rd, Ascot Vale VIC 3032

🌞

Its going to be a gooooood day!

The sun is going to be out ☀️
Beer will flow though taps 🍻
I’ll be serving us some delicious Italian style balls 🤤🇮🇹👏

Starting to feel hungry? Me too.
Come and visit me this weekend
Friday 5pm to 10pm
Saturday 12pm to 10pm
Sunday 12pm to 9pm

Thanks for your ongoing support ❤️

Yeah I know...
you’re looking at the picture and you can smell the vanilla in the custard and taste the strawberry in the jam. It’s simultaneously smooth and sweet. Don’t forget about the crunch of the crispy outside our doughnuts. Should we also mention the spicy warm cinnamon hug from the cinnamon sugar?
🤤 ❤️

Starting to feel hungry? Me too.
Come and visit me this weekend
Friday 5pm to 10pm
Saturday 12pm to 10pm
Sunday 12pm to 9pm

Only 2 weeks left to come and grab some of my balls ❤️❤️

See you all tonight! 💃😎🍻

Open tonight until 10pm!
Come down and support us 🎉👏
There is heaters and shelter in the garden to keep you warm 🔥
Alternatively, look for us on Deliveroo or MrYum now! 🏎❤️🇮🇹
C’mon... Eat My Balls! 😉😘

Check out the new menu now!

https://www.mryum.com/emb

A massive thank you to everyone who has been and continues to support me and my dream ❤️
Respectfully I ask you to come down this weekend and eat my balls ❤️

Sunny days ahead... ☀️
Look probably not the weather in Melbourne but it looks like we might be able to to get out and about this weekend 👀 ☺️ 🎉

Let’s cross out fingers 🤞
Come down and visit us!!

Or order us on MrYum!
We can do pick up or delivery! (Within 5km)

We are now live 😍👏👏👏

Don’t skimp on the parmesan cheese! 🤤🧀❤️🇮🇹

It’s our most popular sauce with our famous golden deep fried gnocchi 🇮🇹❤️

Come down and grab some on Queens birthday weekend (takeaway only due to Covid-19) or look out for us on Mr Yum and Deliveroo and get it delivered!
🏎 💨

The sun seems to come out and hide away, but it’s ok! ☀️ There is heaters🔥, an undercover area, beers and we have the balls to keep your soul warm ❤️🌻🤘

Come on down and join us at the and enjoy the day 😊

Open from 12pm to 9pm 👏

See you all tonight at the Ascot Lot for some of these bad boys 😎🔥
5pm till 10pm
Tim Tella doughnuts!
An Aus-talian hybrid of goodness 😍🇦🇺🇮🇹

Come on down and get ball’d at The Ascot Lot
😍❤️😍

Open till 9pm

Come down for some tipsy trivia tonight!

Ok so we had some doughnut issues and yes, I dough-not wanna talk about it. 🤦‍♀️

BUT I DO WANNA SAY WE HAVE DOUGHNUTS NOW.

They sexy. 🔥❤️

Come visit us tomorrow 👏😍
12pm to 9pm
At the Ascot Lot 🎉

😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ *nervous excited squeal!*

Oof, if this isn't the weekend to spend time in the biggest Beer Garden in the North West we don't know when is...hello sunshine, and Happy FriYAY!

We have two new trucks this month to enjoy alongside our huge bar selection that won't disappoint - Pearl of the Quarter is back (phew) as well as the brand new EAT MY BALLS.

Thai these balls. 😎🔥😎

*smacks you in the face with a bunch of fresh mint and Thai basil* *freshness is felt*

At Eat My Balls, we came up with this incredible Thai style sweet chilli glaze. It’s sweet, it’s sour, it’s umami and it’s just a little spicy 🌶 🤩
Topped with fresh mixed South Asian herbs for the final flavour kick!

Enjoy it on the deep fried gnocchi too! They are a secret match made in heaven! 😍 (yes, it’s vegan!)

Deep.Fried.Gnocchi.Time

Gnocchi is good. Deep fried gnocchi is something else!

All gnocchi at Eat My Balls is vegan! So there is no missing out on this bally goodness.

Virtuous-deep fried-balls of goodness-balls.

*Puts on Swedish accent*

Val-halla there...! 🇸🇪

Vikings! It is time to assemble!
It’s Swedish ball time!⚔️🇸🇪

We are taking a generous pour of a mustard and mixed spice gravy, a dollop of lingonberry jam and some ever important dill pickle 😍

More flavours to debut in the following days!

Balls. This is starting to feel real!
Like it, share it or scream it from your rooftop! Babes we are almost rolling 👏😌

More updates coming soon...!
Isn’t she beautiful 😍

Got your New Years resolution?
Get rid of it! Get some of these instead 😎

Sweet matcha glaze, fresh raspberries and toasted coconut flakes 🥥😌👌

It’s time to move away from jingle balls and instead head towards these balls!
(Happy Christmas everyone! 🎄🎁)

These balls have everything. It’s sweet, it’s salty, its cinnamony and it’s crunchy! They are our Biscoff and peanut butter balls. 😌🥜🐿