Bon Candor

Metsenyana e bapileng le dithaba le dinoka 🙄🙄🙄 ha oya dinokeng/dithaba tsa motshegare gatwe noga e ja motho, mme bosigo batho ba kumolana hela sentle 🙄🙄🙄🚮🚮🚮

Luckily I'm no s*x worker, nako tse nkabe dile kae di monthly subscriptions 😭 ba boya kgatha kgatha 🤦🤦

When a short person says “nice hair” to you.
Quickly check your zip.
👁👁

Karyendasoul ❤️‍🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ako le tlhapeng le robaleng, le lese go pager di ex tsa nyena 🙄 ya le reng weather? 😂

I'm so late I had to wear lotion and put on clothes before ke tlhapa 😭🤦

Gatwe mosadi ne are uhu, ehe ke moruti, nnya e somele moruti 😭ha batho ba okomela ba itlhela a moruti a sokasoka charger le phone 😭

"Bona"
Maa?
"O tswere ke tlala"
Eya
"Dijo tsago dimo microwave"
Okay tanki

Scientist in Gaborone University of Law College said they are going to land a ship on the suns service. But were told that they can’t cuz the sun is too hot and that the ship will melt. The scientists said “they will not go in the day” that they will go in the night!

The sun at 140mp
Source: unknown

Monna ha tlhapa Saturday morning, possibilities are, o ka nna boa Monday evening 😭🤦

"Ngwanyana ko Mmadipamo, mosadi ko Mmapole."
Go bua machine hela kwadilweng "OUT OF SERVICE!" 😭🔥

Le ya gore le tlhapa matlho abe le ina maoto ka ha morago ga ntlo phakela re etla ko yone 😭🤦

And ma after 9 ga a tshabe banyana, ba ba change jaaka ba change di underpan 🤞💀🤣

Ke eleditse rice ka tamati sauce le mayonnaise waitse 😭 go sena seshabo ebile 🤦

I have beautiful children 🥰🥰❤️🔥

👨 the way ke go ratang ka teng, I will even deny you in public 😘😘😘
👩 Awwww babe 😭🥰😘😘 that's so sweet 😭😭🥰❤️ I love you too

Ke ipotsa e ntse jang babalase ya mo di celleng 😭 gole ma illegal kaha 🤣

Waitse bagolo ga ba itse go supa kgatlhego 😭 "wareng wena o senang maitseo?" Ao ao motshegare otlhe legone 🙄😭🤦

Motho sale are maoto a gagwe a nkga tsela ka labobedi phakela, le gompieno ntse a nkga hela???

O kile wa utlwa selo se slide in so nicely se sa sokodise? 🤪🤪 Aitse ke ipotsa gore nako tse dingwe ya bo e dirwa ke eng e gana go tsena mo phoneng charger 😭😭💔💀

"Eh chief nkadime tao hoo tlhe laitiaka ke solofetse sengwe maitseboa"

"Owai tao ene kena le ene mara ke eng, emela a o a solofetseng go January rra" 😭

Just like that, holiday gone, 10 past 4 alarm wake up 😭

hirang quantum gape le ntshe dithogo ka mafastere lo rekela bana uniform😀

O mong phakela tlabe a tlhapa a ya tirong, like o jagetse eng? Why o sa emenyana a few more days ngwaga o iceloge 😭🤦

So le ngwaga ona ntse ga ona driver's license? 🙄💀

I remember 2023 like it was yesterday🥹

Botswana's most handsome man 🤞 without competition le tla intshwarela 🔥❤️🥰💯

Ga kena degree 😭 autlwe Gift Mould board plough 💔

"Yo ntlela P200 mo sepacheng tlhe ngwanaka"
O bone o sheba sheba akere ke one ane letse o reka abe o reka ka one maabane 🙄😭

Any findoutologists this festive so far?