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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defence attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair!"

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AREAS WE SERVICE

Regions: Niagara, Waterloo. Single-tier municipalities: County of Brant, City of Brantford, Municipality of Chatham-Kent, City of Guelph, County of Haldimand, City of Hamilton.

What towns make up Halton Region?
the City of Burlington.
the Town of Halton Hills.
the Town of Milton.
the Town of Oakville.

What towns make up Peel Region?
Peel Region is located immediately west of Toronto. It is made up of the City of
Mississauga,
Brampton and
Town of Caledon.

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What towns make up York Region?
Area Municipalities in York Region
City of Vaughan.
Town of Richmond Hill.
Town of Markham.
Town of Aurora.
Town of Whitchurch-Stouffville.
King Township.
Town of Newmarket.
Township of East Gwillimbury.
Corporation Town of Georgina

What towns are included in Durham Region?
The eight local area municipalities are:
Ajax.
Brock.
Clarington.
Oshawa.
Pickering.
Scugog.
Uxbridge.
Whitby.

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What are the towns in the Niagara Region
Fort Erie,
Grimsby,
Lincoln,
Niagara-on-the-Lake,
Niagara Falls,
Pelham,
Port Colborne,
St. Catharines,
Thorold

Waterloo Region includes three cities and four townships:
The City of Cambridge.
The City of Kitchener.
The City of Waterloo.
The Township of North Dumfries.
The Township of Wellesley.
The Township of Wilmot.
The Township of Woolwich.

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