One Crafty Sasshole

Happy to the cutest production assistant there ever was

No matter what, this jar must always remain empty.

Pictures do not do this piece from justice! The northern lights absolutely sparkle behind the moon. Thank you so much for this custom piece.

This masterpiece is on its way to as well as more treasures.

Stickers for work because people need to know to approach you with caution.

A reminder for your guests to not overstay their welcome, but in a classy way

I am on vacation!! I will be returning on July 14th. My production supervisor, Purkins is in charge now. Sadly though, without opposable thumbs she is useless at packaging and shipping. The good news is you can still find my goods , and . I will post some random s**t, but won't be around to send anything until next week.

A nice custom I did a whole ago but recently came across the pattern again and wanted to make it again. Any first responders following me?
For those that don't know, I am a Correctional Officer and this little Sasshole adventure all started because they told us in training to get a hobby to assist with maintaining good mental health. Well I turned my love of profanity into a hobby and here we are.

While I am down and out recovering you can still find my awesome goodies and . Both shops have such an amazing collection of artisan goods, snacks and just all around cool s**t.

Last custom order! Reminder, I will be down and out for about 6 weeks for another Achilles surgery. My Etsy will remain up this time with stock I have on hand but I will be unable to make anything custom until I am more mobile again.

Words to live by! Another custom cross stitch project that is a brilliant success.

I love a custom order with most of my favourite words!

Happy mother's day to all the moms out there! We all know you just wanted a back rub and ended up with more than you bargained for. I may be biased, but I have a pretty great mom, who approves some of my crafts

Restocked my shelf today! Took some signs and new plates as well as a fresh batch of plant markers. Check them out today! These are all contained in the adults only corner at the back of the store

Surprise! My surgery got delayed until June 5th so I am launching my new signs. They are going to be dropped off and next week. Then dropping on next Friday! I don't have any markets coming up so DM me to order or check out my Etsy page anytime

For those that don't know, I had surgery on my right foot last year and now it is finally time to have surgery on the left and maybe be pain free at some point next year haha. Fingers crossed anyways.

What this means is that all custom orders will be closed as of May 7th. I will be down for about 2 months. The only custom work I will be able to do is cross stitch since I can do that on the couch. I will be at very limited markets over the summer. You can still find my stuff on or in store and .

I will be careful to post items that I have available and you can DM me to order those. I appreciate everyone's support and very much look forward to being back at 100%!!

I dropped off some amazing pieces in Spruce Grove today! Go shopping immediately to get the best selection. There are also amazing goodies there from , , and so many more!



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So many hours of wasted time, wasted material and failed signs I am finally figuring out my .official machine! I am going to declare this my first official success! Also, many (many, many) swears were said in the making of this sign

I am finally experimenting with new things!! Working on some new signs! Testing in cardboard since it is cheaper to screw up. And we all know I am going to screw it up (hint, I did screw it up, twice)

My plates not only make for great home decor but office decor as well!! A customer sent me this pic of their new desk candy dish with an important message

Custom orders are so much better than whatever you can find in stores! I guarantee Winner's doesn't have this one in stock!

I can't even think of a smart caption. Please enjoy this awesome plate



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New graphic plates!! I am now working on the part I hate most: Etsy listings.

Having this kind of day today and I haven't even left the house.

I am so honored to be surrounded by incredible women running their businesses! This includes , , , , .yeg , .tallow , and so many more! Check out my stories for some of my favorites. It is by no means a comprehensive list!

Tag your favourite woman owned business below so we can all support!

I dropped off pins to today! They have such a great collection of makers and artists that I have the pleasure of being included in.
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