West Meme Cafe

What is happening to the food in welland? All the restaurants suck!

How’s it going in the land of the bad food?

Hurray! No infractions!

Apparently I run a taco restaurant now

Testimonials rolling in!

Why do businesses that take over this location have such bad management? T2D… we’ll… allegedly at least was horribly done. West Indian chicken cafe was shut within 6 months, and now taco sweat shop can’t pass inspections… 🤦

Taco Factory Inspection Results Health inspection results for Taco Factory. Inspection reports are posted one year back. Critical infractions are corrected immediately, and follow-up inspections are done as required. No facility is given advanced warning of an upcoming inspection.

Maybe our location is cursed with keyboard warrior business owners. First Talent 2 Design, then TJ’s chicken and now the Mexican taco place 🤦

Friday lunch anyone? We call this the AJ Delight.

Guess we won’t be able to take over our spot on louse Main Street. Turns out there’s a TACO store going in there. Wow. Drove by. Defintely can’t be less competent than West Main Cafe, where their only baked goods were only good if you were baked, and even then, it’s Welland so there’s probably some methyness going on.

Do you want to see our pleasure room? It’s in our basement.

Should we rent out the original cafe spot and make a place that has purposely crappy food? Or is that too much of a commentary on the actual truth?

So… if a business goes out of business… does that mean we can’t get in trouble for impersonating the business? Phill Gladman - Welland, Ontario, please advise.

Ahh the good old days

Come join us tonight for our New Year’s Eve special! We’re selling our feast in a bowl. Help us ring in the new year with by buying our feast bowl.

With the controversy behind us… and hopefully Welland Memes Central or Phill Gladmann doesn’t get mad at us, our memes will return!

Does anybody need any money laundering done? Seems like a normal thing in Welland. We charge 9%

Now with every order, a free kids menu!

Due to lack of good quality products, as well as the fact we can’t get any transport trucks to deliver to us, we will be closing early tonight.

Want to come and try our eggs Benedick? They’re a little runny. They may come sooner than you would like, and let’s be honest, a 2 inch benedick isn’t going fo satisfy many people

Bad customer service is our specialty. We’ll make you feel like family.

PS. We hate our family

Welland Memes Central gave us a great review. We are not actually affiliated with Welland Memes, and likely will only continue on a limited basis. The hate mail we have gotten is a bit much. But at least our doors open, and our sign lights up… unlike other places….

Come in and try our non-culture specific delicious slab of ‘meat’

We got into a bit of a controversy because of the food we’re selling. Yikes.

Come in and taste the rainbow!

Come in and try our Buffalo wings! They’ll leave you craving 2 or 3 in you at the same time!

In continuing with our love of tiny wieners and weird food, for today only, get our Gelli-wieni. Served in single slices or a platter. Only at 76 west Main Street Welland Niagara Falls!

Come in and try our letter soup with Welland tiny sausage. Tonight only!

People must love our tasty food. Very good food. Lots of taste.

Come today only. All you eat cooked pasta with beef sauce and juice.

From now till 2AM. Our 2022 prisoner special!