Bland's Family

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The way some men preach about menopause to women ehh,you'll think they are trained gynaecologists who knows their onions 🚩🚩🚩

I'm just waiting for my neighbor to finish cooking,so that I can go and play with her children,I love children so much

The hand that feeds you has the power to starve you👂

Doctor asked me in front of my mom "When last did you have s*x

I turned and asked my mom "What type of food is that
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That your account balance that is making you treat people like trash, someone spent it in the hospital and still didn't come out alive.
Be humble 👂

Newly married ladies favorite phrase 😂
Let's go 👇👇👇

Every 26th is September is World Contraception Day.

From your experience, which contraceptive methods is working and has been working for you?
contraception day

Let no man pressure you to get pregnant before marriage as a test to your fertility.
Babies are not the only good thing a woman can offer in a marriage, stop letting men see you only as baby making machines. A man who respects you as woman ,will marry you first. Wise up ladies, and add some respect and value to your feminity.

If u slept peacefully and Woke up joyfully, glorify GOD with a green heart
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Remember, ego, arrogance and power are not permanent to anyone, it's just a matter of time.👌👌👌

Happy new week from me to you.
May your week be fruitful ❤️❤️❤️

A woman who doesn't love you, can have S**x with you, but will never kiss you.👌👌

If DNA paternity testing is made compulsory in every family,you'll be surprised at how many people are raising kids that ain't theirs, and how many marriages that will break 💔.

Just because you bought a car,you now want high school reunion 🙄,we will not come dear

Anytime you serve your husband food, kneel down in front of him, until he finish eating , he will never cheat on you.

From my inbox...

Hello good morning!
Please help me post this ,I am Br**** from Bambili, single mother to a 5yrs old boy.
I have been living with this guy for 3yrs now( not my baby daddy) ,he is well to do,we both love each other,he takes good care of me and also my son (his father is in prison).

The only problem I have with this guy is,if I bring up marriage talks,he sweeps it under the carpet,I am scared he might leave me after spending so many yrs with him.He keeps saying he cannot marry a woman who has not gotten pregnant for him,but I am scared to get pregnant, what if he doesn't marry me,I will end up with 2 children,no marriage,I am taking pills.
I want to test him to see how he'll react if I tell him I am pregnant,he says even if I just missed my period, he'll go and pay my bride price,but I'm skeptical because my baby daddy use to say the same thing but he kept turning me up and down before he finally join Amba and was arrested.

Please post this for me,any pregnant woman around, Bambili,or anywhere around Bda who can give me some urine so that I can do the test together with him and let him see,I will be very grateful, even if she wants financial compensation,I'll pay, Ipls nobody should judge me,I have my reasons for not getting pregnant for him, once beaten twice shy,but he's a good guy,I don't want to loose him.

Pls post and cover my name,i will be waiting, any person interested can inbox you,or I will inbox them from the comments section 🙏

Girls who swallow postinor 2 like biscuits after every s**x in ONE MONTH does it mean you people don't like your lives again?

At least pity the innocent man who will end up with you n.....
Taking more than 1 card of postinor exposes you to ectopic pregnancy or even breast cancer, google will not tell you everything.
Kwantinu.....

The only thing some men know about marriage is that" Husband is the head"
May you not marry a head dat will give you headache.
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Do you know the reason why strangers help but families don't.?

Strangers see Potential while family sees competition.

Regular use of ibuprofen, diclofenac or felvin by women can result in inhibition of their ovulation and reduction in progesterone levels, this can affect their fertility negatively.

Behold some of the "things" women marry in the name of husband 😡

I gained 1,143 followers, created 389 posts and received 12,975 reactions from June to September! Thank you all for your continued support. I could not have done it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

AVOIDING UNNECESSARY PRESSURE

1. Put your kids in
schools you can afford
because expensive
schools don't
guarantee good
results. Just ensure
they attend a good
affordable school

2. Rent apartments you
can pay for
conveniently. Don’t live
in a house you struggle
to pay yearly.

3. Let’s plan our lives and
live within our means.
Save more and spend
less.

4. Some women buy food
for their children every
morning before going
to school or even for
the whole family, do
you know it’s cheaper
to cook at home?

5. Some people don’t
earn much, but have
DSTV at home, go for
GOTV and upgrade
when your income
upgrades. It’s still the
same CNN anyway!

6. Eat healthy meals and
protect your family
from mosquitoes to
avoid going to the
hospital always.

7. Take advantage of
food and fruits in
season, its cheaper
and you can be
creative to create
amazing meals.

8.Don’t copy your
neighbor’s lifestyle.


9. Don’t follow trends,
wear clean well-
ironed clothes and
keep your hair neat.
You would still look
good.

10. Keep your circle
small, keep only
friends that have
senses!

11. Above all things, have
the fear of God, have
integrity, don’t be lazy
and be prayerful.

12. Planning is the key, if
you fail to plan

13. Don't do more than
your budget this
Time, there is no
award given to best
family that wore an
expensive cloth for
the year

14.Don't be in
competition with
anyone...
The purpose of shoes
and clothes are to
make us smart and
good.

I don't like tablets,I don't like tablets,but you dey chew postinor,🙄😏.
Postinor na chin chin??