Seksualhipster

Well observed:

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Wenn du nach Berlin kommst und ein krass anderer Mensch wirst: „Drifter“ Wenn du nach Berlin kommst und ein krass anderer Mensch wirst: „Drifter“

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Another trendi Skandi-ø:

Guy: "I just want to have fun."
Recepeint (not the depicted): "OK."
Guy: "Do you want some pictures of me?"
Recepeint: "No."
Guy: "Not n**es."
Recepeint: "OK."
Guy: "But hot ones."
Recepeint: "Not OK."

Wondering what those fingers smell like, though.

Location: Self-explanatory.

So I guess if the clubs close and reopen again, girls will go n**e the next time, like at touristy Club Ost cheering that as a feminist statement or something.

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You know you live in Børlin when your local club starts talking about fi***ng.

Original Bør/Liner, part X:

"But it's Bør:lin. He can't judge people out of fascist standards."

Uber-Fahren in Berlin: „70 Prozent der Kunden sind verrückt, 30 Prozent normal“ Uber-Fahren in Berlin: „70 Prozent der Kunden sind verrückt, 30 Prozent normal“

"This week's Børlin underground (don't tell anyone it was the S-bahn and I actually paid for the ticket) experience: High guy lying on the floor, surrounded by stripes of urine, ma********ng. He was white and had dark golden blonde p***c hair. A bit cis & privileged behavior, wouldn't you think?"

From clean, dark and futuristic to ... "Intimität, Selbstwert, Liebe und Schmerz".

https://www.darkmatter.berlin/so/faO6feC8_?languageTag=en&cid=b35f5695-348e-4074-b1c5-8d3d2eabe03d #/main

4 in 1: Scandi letter, "s*x positivism" and list of wrongthink. But unsure about that Prolle point - isn't that classist 🤔?

The Bør/Lin script, part X: In any circumstance, point out that you're vegan and remember to enhance that you're not into monogamy. Repeat it just to make sure.

HowdarepeoplecallBørlintrashy.

Pizzakartons, Kaffeebecher, leere Flaschen: Die Berliner Parks haben ein Müllproblem. Doch um die steigenden Mengen von Abfall zu entsorgen, fehlt es an Geld und Personal. Daher wünschen sich die Bezirke nun mehr Verantwortungsbewusstsein von den Menschen. 👉 http://rbburl.de/muellinparks

When even tourist magazines go woke, presenting the all predictable Børlin content, if not verbally so the pictures, no proper Børlin Klubnacht without S*M or feminist hairdos:

"non-white, q***r, non-binary and transgender artists and extends a promise of safety and inclusivity to make space for the personal and political on the dancefloor." ... "abandon your inhibitions (and trousers) to the tune of accessible techno and electronic music. Inclusivity and diversity are key; the night celebrates bodies of all shapes and sizes – and the willingness to grin and bear it" ...
"make space for women, non-binary and transgender artists to take centre stage – no easy feat in the male-heavy Berlin scene."

Yes, very dominated by white, cis, heteros*xual evil men, obviously.

8 Best Nightlife Spots in Berlin for the Ultimate Party Night From n**e nights to weekend-long riots, these are parties to seek out if you want the best nightlife in Berlin.

(And this place doesn't even market itself as s*x friendly).

OKCupid oder OKOrcus?

Impressive how many standard ingredients people use in order to create specialities for the city also known as Bøøørlin, regardless of origin. Still miss the s*xfriendliness and Kink, though.

Ææææ!

Regards from Bææærlin.

Feel that the world isn't feminist enough and get enraged by nouns in masculine? Die Löhsung ist nah - just purchase "*innen" feminine suffix stickers and annoy those who obviously annoy you!

Aufkleber: *innen weiß (30 Stück) Jeweils 30 Stück pro Einheit(1 Stück = 30 Aufkleber) Größe: 120 x 40 mm WICHTIGER HINWEIS:Wir machen ausdrücklich darauf aufmerksam, dass Aufkleber und Plakate nur dort angebracht werden dürfen, wo ein Einverständnis des Eigentümers vorliegt. Eventuelle....

Because everything and everyone is s*xist, classist, racist, homophobic, islamophobic, and transphobic. If you can't find anything, you're simply not woke enough.

Regards from countless insecure Neu-Berliners having their own opinions for the first time in life. Like opinions everyone else has made ready for them, that's safest.

Børlin does come with a manuscript, indeed.

There are hundreds of orientations and gender identities. If you don't know them by heart, you are an ignorant fascist and shouldn't get any access to Børlin either.

https://www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/LGBTA_Wiki

Dating in Berlin summarized. If your'e not willing to fornicate in a club or share partners, forget it, you egoistic, conservative, cis fascist.

People have different reasons to move to Börlin:

"Unser Redakteur Martin Schwarzbeck zum Beispiel hatte im Ostgut einen jener Momente, die ihn dazu brachten, nach Berlin zu ziehen: „Dass ich nicht so bald wieder gehen würde, ist mir im Ostgut klargeworden, dem Vorgänger des Berghain. Ich kannte das nicht, einfach bis Montag durchtanzen. Mochte ich. Und auch den Rest. Irgendwann stand ich mal an der Bar, da kniete einer neben mir und ein anderer stand urinierend davor. Ich steh nicht drauf, aber der Grad der persönlichen Freiheit, der da zelebriert wurde, hat mir sehr gut gefallen.“

Pretty kool, öh?

Clubs im Berlin der 90er: Diese Orte prägten die Techno-Hauptstadt Clubs im Berlin der 90er-Jahren waren legendär. Wir erinnern an Orte, die das Nachtleben der Hauptstadt nachhaltig prägten

Remember that complaining tone of voice, always intimidating fascists/hetero guys/goes for the same, doesn't it 👊🏽?

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