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Just want to say a huge thank you to all of my .
Whether you are an existing client or a booked in client or somebody considering booking in it's another huge thank you!

As my way of saying thank you, you can upgrade your package and have a three month ceramic coating applied for £15. The original offer was up until the 18th July but now I'm feeling generous! ITS EXTENDED UNTIL 31st JULY!!!!

So get yourselves booked in!

Due to another unexpected pet emergency. I will be remaining closed for today.

Whilst my phone line may be busy, please continue to contact via Messenger & WhatsApp.

Thank you for your patience 🙂

Another day another dollar! But my God does it feel good to finish 😴
This i10 was covered in bird mess. But not no more 😎

Well, yet another one of my basic packages completed this afternoon/evening.
This BMW was like an old car on the outside but a brand new one on the in!
If you want your car cared for in such a way then you know what todo 😄

Includes:
-Prewash Rinse 🚿
-Citrus Prewash & Snowfoam Rinse 🧼
-Wheels Prewashed 🧽
-Full vehicle & Wheel Shampoo 🧼
-Windows Interior & Exterior 🪟
-Door Cards & Jambs 🚪
-Full Vacuum 🧹
-Dashboard & Centre Console Wipe 🧽
-Spritz Spray 💦

Well the owner treated this ibiza to some new wheels. It was only right for him to bring it to me for a clean afterwards 😎

Exterior clean with his old wheels which are going for sale.

Regular return for the T5, a good splash of the exterior and she's ready for more adventures 😎

Good Afternoon & Happy Monday!
This Golf is a recent purchase for one of my regular clients.
Cared for with an external wash and deep clean of the wheels off she goes!
Now it's time for the regular visit of the T5 😎

Eeek! Better late than ever but what did I forget to upload last night?
My weekly recap 🤭

So here goes folks 😎

Also... for this week up until the 18th July you can upgrade your experience and recieve a three month ceramic for an additional £15.

Quick splash an dash for the Jazz!
It's also still for sale.
Low milage automatic car!

Well, I must admit. It's actually pretty warm outside today!
But enough of the weather.
This Seat Ibiza has passed through my hands this morning for my basic clean.
Despite its past life as a brick workers car and it's new life with I can only imagine her being in the decorating trade, we have a completion.

Included:
-Prewash Rinse 🚿
-Citrus Prewash & Snowfoam Rinse 🧼
-Wheels Prewashed 🧽
-Full vehicle & Wheel Shampoo 🧼
-Windows Interior & Exterior 🪟
-Door Cards & Jambs 🚪
-Full Vacuum 🧹
-Dashboard & Centre Console Wipe 🧽
-Spritz Spray 💦

Good Morning!
Sunday is upon us once again!
I've still availability for today so get in touch!

All of us let's hope the weather stays dry!

Well despite the horrendous rain all morning, there was a small break of sunshine.
Typically I apply the products to the vehicle and boom! The sky opens and pours down!

But completed with my basic package with a little more attention to the wheels.
The Captur is Captured & Complete!

Includes:
-Prewash Rinse 🚿
-Citrus Prewash & Snowfoam Rinse 🧼
-Wheels Prewashed 🧽
-Full vehicle & Wheel Shampoo 🧼
-Windows Interior & Exterior 🪟
-Door Cards & Jambs 🚪
-Full Vacuum 🧹
-Dashboard & Centre Console Wipe 🧽
-Spritz Spray 💦

That's all for today folks!
Still got availability tomorrow and next week.
Don't let the weather put you off 😎

Welcoming the sun back into the chat 😎
Hello Sumer. I won't spell it correctly as its not the correct work for these terrible days!

Even George gets his basic wash on a Friday 😝

Clean tools... clean cars...

Well, considering it's been here since Friday last week, with it being kept under a tree, British weather and me climbing in and out each day it's amazing how grubby it really got.

But completely finished now.
Ready for it's new owner 😊

But it's 5PM, it's time to tidy up and freshen up 😎

Well the Punto has now sold. So a quick spray down ready so the new owner can enjoy her.

If you've got a Punto that's in a state. I've got plenty of experience with them 🤣

Well that's the red Focus taken care of.
Again with my basic package.
A little delay but now the sun has made its appearance! It's actually quite nice out.

So aside from the following, touch surfaces were also disinfected following an animal accident!🤢

Included:
-Prewash Rinse 🚿
-Citrus Prewash & Snowfoam Rinse 🧼
-Wheels Prewashed 🧽
-Full vehicle & Wheel Shampoo 🧼
-Windows Interior & Exterior 🪟
-Door Cards & Jambs 🚪
-Full Vacuum 🧹
-Dashboard & Centre Console Wipe 🧽
-Spritz Spray 💦

Well, yet another basic package delivered to this Focus.

Includes:
-Prewash Rinse 🚿
-Citrus Prewash & Snowfoam Rinse 🧼
-Wheels Prewashed 🧽
-Full vehicle & Wheel Shampoo 🧼
-Windows Interior & Exterior 🪟
-Door Cards & Jambs 🚪
-Full Vacuum 🧹
-Dashboard & Centre Console Wipe 🧽
-Spritz Spray 💦

Now to tackle the interior of the red one 😎

So... What is a prewash rinse.
This focus here to the eye looks clean.
This has just received chemical and water cleaning also known as a prewash rinse.

The purpose of this is to remove as much dirt an debris from the surfaces before making contact with the wash mit.
This process eliminates the risk of micro scratches also known as swirls.

Just one of the steps within safe wash practices.

Well, with the rain falling yet again, I have switched the focuses around.
May aswel crack on and sort the wet work out whilst the weather's wet!
The joys of British weather aye 🤭

Round two. This time no rain!

Well despite the horrendous rain we have experienced this morning the Cupra is complete 😎

Cared for with the package you all guess it is before reading... but yes my basic package!

Includes:
-Prewash Rinse 🚿
-Citrus Prewash & Snowfoam Rinse 🧼
-Wheels Prewashed 🧽
-Full vehicle & Wheel Shampoo 🧼
-Windows Interior & Exterior 🪟
-Door Cards & Jambs 🚪
-Full Vacuum 🧹
-Dashboard & Centre Console Wipe 🧽
-Spritz Spray 💦

An then bam it starts raining!
Now I know the rain won't stop the product from drying. But over dwell on the products could cause an issue!

Yup I'm soaked 🤣

Good Morning....
It's Friday again. It's Saturday Sunday what?

Some of you might be driving by thinking what's he doing to that Transporter. He's already cleaned it...
Well, here's the answer!

I'm forever buying new products to ensure your vehicles are maintained and also to provide a pleasant service.

To cut the story short, the Transporter is being coated with a new ceramic sealant I've purchased.
Rather than trialling it on my own car, I figured I'd give this customer a surprise treatment on me.

Regular visit for this Corsa B.
Yet another car I've got a soft spot for 😀
But an exterior clean provided.

Now it's time to remove some bird droppings from my own before it damages the panel 😔

These Transporters are a favourite of mine! Not just to clean but to also admire.
I mean, they're just beautiful! 😍 Especially when they are in colour aswell which makes them even more unique.

But this here is yet again my basic package.
As the rear material is plastic it's easy to brush down and wipe away the dirt.
Whilst the front on the other hand is carpet.

So this Includes:
-Prewash Rinse 🚿
-Citrus Prewash & Snowfoam Rinse 🧼
-Wheels Prewashed 🧽
-Full vehicle & Wheel Shampoo 🧼
-Windows Interior & Exterior 🪟
-Door Cards & Jambs 🚪
-Full Vacuum 🧹
-Dashboard & Centre Console Wipe 🧽
-Spritz Spray 💦

If you have a shuttle van, work van or camper van and you like what you see... Get in touch for a discussion around the care for your vehicle 😎

Before...
During...
After...

Now to tackle the interior. These Transporter t5s are certainly one of a kind.
Always enjoy having the pleasure of maintaining them 🥰

Good Morning Everybody 😎😎😎

Not often you see me in the photos 😎
But I am not a robot. I am a human 🙄

An here's the final article of this Smart Fortwo here down at Smart-TECNIC Ltd

Another one completed for today 😎