La Pantera, Cardiff Videos

Here it is my pals! What you’ve all been waiting for! We’ve been lucky enough to brew our own collaborative beer with the legends Flowerhorn Brewery . This is SLAM, a 7% Margarita Gose brewed with Halen Môn Sea Salt, lime juice, orange pulp and lime zest soaked in our old friend and favourite liquid Tequila Tapatío . Joey now has to wear all that salt and fruit all night, so hopefully it had the desired effect. Yeah, there’s a lot going on. “Like a margarita in a can” it proudly displays on the sick artwork of the cans. We won’t argue with that. We’ll be selling this on draught all weekend at £3.50 for a half pint, in 440ml cans to take away for £7, (while stocks last) and we’ve also chucked some in our slushy machine and added some more citrus, a splash of sugar and more old reliable Tapatio blanco. These slush cocktails will be £9. Not just because we’ve had a hand in this, but we think it f**king slaps hard! This will only br on until we run out, which may not be long this weekend. So get down and don’t miss out. Big thanks to Flowerhorn for doing this for us. We’ve wanted to tick this off the bucket list for ages. We couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. First weekend of what we’re calling Bank HoliMay this weekend. Come slam some tasty beer in your face. Big Love Sour Beer is Life

Hia pals ! It’s a bit windy out there today, so why not come to panties and wait for the whole thing to BLOW over. Get it? Here’s Willy and Sammy working really hard to make sure you guys get the “5 star service” we kinda do. There’s no such thing as bad service if there is no service. Big love pals. Stay safe out there. • #prayforpanties #5starservice #stormeunice

Christmas Spirit! Normally this would be the first day of our week. But we’re open Mondays and Tuesdays in December so we’re already at the middle of our week. You can tell that the @_sammylapantera and @pineapple_prince_kiwi_king are super well rested and getting into the festive spirit. Look how happy they are. We’ve got Christmas songs and films on all day today to help our fragile minds. Come say hi and tell us your favourite Christmas song. Also appreciate how much Sam loves dragon fruit. Before you ask, no, we don’t use dragon fruit for anything. We just bought it because it was expensive, funny, and it really really angers @rammers13 . Big Love Why Are People Still Drinking Frozen Drinks? #prayforpanties #christmas

New Benches!!! So I’m gonna level with you all. This is a weird post, but bare with. We’ve got some new outside benches. Well, they’re not new at all. But they’re new to us. Trying to make an engaging post regarding benches is tough, so we’ve decided to go weird with it. Hope you enjoy Sam Hooper pouring a White Russian down his face. (We know you do) We’ve obviously timed it very well with having ‘new’ outside furniture right as the weather gets sh*t and cold again. Ah well. Funny. Big Love How much do you bench?

Movements! Oh my god we’ve got a bloody kitchen printer. What a treat for none of you lovely people, but a momentous occasion for us here at Panties HQ. You may think it’s a slow social media day for us to post something so weird. And you’re absolutely right. But there we go. Funny though. Slinging tacos, mezcal and mildly offensive humour til Midnight tonight. Come down and have a party with us on a Wednesday. Because why the f**k not. Big Love Printy McGee #tacos #mezcal #prayforpanties

The Sun is Back! Make the most of it while it lasts. If you’re really looking to cool off, then do what Gary does. It’s great. Serving 12-4 today. Come down and have a chin wag with your favourite panties pals. Big Love Slushies are for life #slushy #takeawayslushie

Good Friday!! The sun is shining, the slushy machine is full. Every Friday is good when you’ve got tacos and tequila in your life. Am I right? Come down and say hi, grab some hot sauces, and queue in a socially distanced and organised manner. Or you will be shouted at. Big Love Jesus Died For Your Sins #tacos #hotsauces #prayforpanties

Hia pals! The weather may be a bit crap today but hopefully you’re all still as excited as @chefgary_ to get some slushies in your face. Open 12-4 today, so pop down and get some tacos and enjoy the fresh air. Big Love Slushies Save Lives #takeawayslushie #sexyslushie #takeawaytacos

Chicken Caesar Salad Taco! I bet not many of you knew that this taco was probably one of our more authentic Mexican tacos right? The more you know. We’re not just pretty faces here at La Pantera ya know. Except for @chefgary_ . He’s got the prettiest little face. Open til 4 today. Come down and ask us the meaning of life. We know the answer. We’re just testing you. Big Love We Miss Kareoke #garyoke #takeawaytacos #caesarsalad

TAKEAWAY TIME!!! Following Mark Drakefords clear, concise, and hope inspiring announcement today, we’ve decided to open up for takeaway again. What a bloody treat ei! Starting Wednesday 17th March, (that’s Joe’s birthday by the way, bring cans) we’ll be open Wednesday - Sunday 12:00 - 17:00 or until we run out. Or until we decide to change our times again, because funny. It will be policed strictly by us. So don’t linger, don’t come if it means breaking the law, and don’t come if you didn’t vote for us for the @goustocooking #cookstarter competition. Can’t wait to see you all. It’ll be nice to reconnect with all of you. We’re sick of seeing @chefgary_ so much. That’s all for today. Next Wednesday. Be there or be boring. Menu will be up on Monday. It’s a banger. Well, we’re not sure yet, we’ve not tried the food. You know we don’t plan ahead. Funny though. Stay Safe Big Love La Pantera Forever #prayforpanties #takeawaytacos #takeawaytreats