Zelo Street

The World Viewed Through The Crewe End Of The Telescope

Zelo Street is a blog that lampoons media flannel, subjects politicians to occasional roasting and ridicule, and sometimes goes off-piste to cover anything else going on in the world - while maintaining a sense of proportion and humour.

Tories In Meltdown 07/12/2023

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Inept, leaderless, fighting one another - General Election Now

Tories In Meltdown Our free and fearless press can hold back the dam no more: the party for which most titles have been only too willing to shill is beginning ...

Rupe Pays Out Millions AGAIN 06/12/2023

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Murdoch mafiosi say Sun didn't hack - but the payouts keep coming

Rupe Pays Out Millions AGAIN Once again, a major news story - as in actual news, not recycled Government press releases, Royal family cheerleading, covering yet more Tor...

Migration - Tories Screw Up UK Again 05/12/2023

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Migration keeps the UK afloat - so they're going to stop it

Migration - Tories Screw Up UK Again Amid all the faux outrage over news that net inward migration to the UK was well into the hundreds of thousands, and not likely to drop to t...

Telegraph UAE Sale Hypocrisy 03/12/2023

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Whining about editorial independence - that they've not had for decades

Telegraph UAE Sale Hypocrisy After the banks effectively called time on the Barclay family’s ownership of the increasingly desperate and downmarket Telegraph , both Dail...

Bozo Covid Grilling And The Press 02/12/2023

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They drove his lockdown decisions -they're in the dock, too

Bozo Covid Grilling And The Press And so, with the certainty of night following day, the appearance before the Covid Inquiry of disgraced former alleged Prime Minister Alexan...

Piers Morgan Ultimate Desperation 30/11/2023

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Naming Royal Names won't get him ratings - or save his show

Piers Morgan Ultimate Desperation Ratings. They drive the reputation of broadcasters, the attention of advertisers, the fragile egos of presenters. Without good ratings, show...

Covid Probe Bad News? Royal Dead Cat 29/11/2023

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Why bother with news - when you can slag off the Sussexes

Covid Probe Bad News? Royal Dead Cat The inquiry into the handling of the Covid-19 Pandemic is turning out, for the Government, to be a campaign developing not necessarily to th...

Oh Tommy Tommy - You’re Nicked 26/11/2023

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Cops told him he'd be arrested - he wanted it that way

Oh Tommy Tommy - You’re Nicked Just after 1400 hours today, the Metropolitan Police put out a Tweet telling “ Officers working as part of the policing and security operat...

Oh Tommy Tommy - Ireland S**t Stirrer 24/11/2023

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Trying to restart his career - through hate speech and lies

Oh Tommy Tommy - Ireland S**t Stirrer There was a stabbing incident yesterday in the City of Dublin. Five people, including a 5-year-old child, were injured, some of them critica...

Autumn Statement - Press v Reality 23/11/2023

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RW Media circles the wagons - it won't save the Tories

Autumn Statement - Press v Reality The title for this post was decided upon not this morning, but yesterday evening before any front pages were available, although the increas...

Guido I’m A Celeb Claim WRONG 20/11/2023

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So keen to promote Farage - they used last year's ratings

Guido I’m A Celeb Claim WRONG One group of media observers never learns, and that is the cohort willing to take the perpetually thirsty Paul Staines and his rabble at the...

Elon Musk And Anti-Semitism 18/11/2023

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Embrace batsh*t conspiracy theory - say goodbye to ad revenue

Elon Musk And Anti-Semitism Racism, and more specifically anti-Semitism, are not confined to the UK and its free and fearless press: the disease is equally, if not more...

Sun Writer Palestine Rant Fail 17/11/2023

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The left won't sympathise - and the far right won't listen

Sun Writer Palestine Rant Fail The eventual admission that the far right were the source of almost all the violence in London last Saturday, after Stephen Yaxley Lennon, w...

Labour’s Ceasefire Shame 16/11/2023

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Party doesn't have to care - cos you'll vote for them anyway

Labour’s Ceasefire Shame The civilian death toll resulting from the IDF’s round the clock rocketing, shelling and bombing of Gaza has now, when those missing and ass...

So Farewell Then Rwanda Plan 15/11/2023

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Another day, another meltdown - Tories on the way out

So Farewell Then Rwanda Plan This week is shaping up to be a very bad week for the Tories and their hangers-on in our free and fearless press, but a very good one for th...

Oh Tommy Tommy - Don’t Turn Up 14/11/2023

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Where did Saturday's violence start? Now comes the admission

Oh Tommy Tommy - Don’t Turn Up When all seems lost, the opposition rides to your rescue. On the question of who contributed the overwhelming percentage of violent incident...

So Farewell Then Suella Braverman 13/11/2023

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Sunak bins the hate-filled SOB - Better Late Than Never

So Farewell Then Suella Braverman The right-leaning part of our free and fearless press may have had worse days, and at least today’s exhibition of bum steers isn’t in the “ ...

Sunak Wipes Braverman’s Arse 12/11/2023

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PM and Press tell the public - they're totally out of touch

Sunak Wipes Braverman’s Arse And so the march in solidarity with the Palestinian people - most of those in Gaza have now been displaced from their homes after weeks of r...

Harry Beats The Mail - AGAIN 10/11/2023

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"Dark arts" claim can go to trial - and it'll be expensive

Harry Beats The Mail - AGAIN There are, as is the norm for a website that is more and more desperate to score clicks, several Royal “ stories ” that one can read at Mail...

Braverman Alienates Everyone 09/11/2023

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Cops, Muslims, Unionists, Nationalists - she slags off everyone

Braverman Alienates Everyone After Suella Braverman, inexplicably elevated to the rank of Home Secretary despite being manifestly unfit for the job, had screamed and scr...

Prime Minister Resigns On Principle 08/11/2023

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With Tories and their press pals - it didn't happen in the UK

Prime Minister Resigns On Principle Not in the UK, you understand, not since Young Dave flounced out after he failed to persuade the electorate to vote Remain in rather larger ...

Braverman Chickens Out 07/11/2023

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She could ban march - instead, she riles up the mob

Braverman Chickens Out The days are ticking down to the weekend; just four to go before another, possibly the largest march in solidarity with the Palestinian peop...

Lee Anderson - Lawsuits Work Both Ways 06/11/2023

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He enjoyed it when he won - now he can endure losing

Lee Anderson - Lawsuits Work Both Ways Still fulfilling the role of deputy chairman of the Tory party, despite the distraction of being a host on Gammon Broadcasting™ News (“ Baco...

Suella And The Bonzo Dog Band 05/11/2023

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She's gonna get you - out of your tent tent tent tent tent

Suella And The Bonzo Dog Band I'm gonna get you in my tent, tent, tent, tent, tent Where we can both experiment, ment, ment, ment, ment Yeah, yeah it's so convenient, ent...

Braverman Hate Marches On 04/11/2023

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Smearing peaceful protesters - very far right of her

Braverman Hate Marches On With Armistice Day imminent, the temptation of the usual Culture War suspects to hijack it to raise the public profile of Themselves Persona...

Laura - K Is For Kourtier 03/11/2023

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Bozo defence has one problem - you can't "both sides" a fact

Laura - K Is For Kourtier The BBC has joined the news podcast race. Back in the day, this would have meant applying the most rigorous standards to fact checking and a...

Covid Inquiry And Press Bungs 02/11/2023

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While thousands were dying - the press was troughing

Covid Inquiry And Press Bungs With the reporting from the Covid Inquiry, what can be seen developing is a further example of the power of the press resting not only on wh...

Bozo Bad Behaviour - Blame The Polecat 01/11/2023

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Ignore press spin, Bozo was useless - and he was their man

Bozo Bad Behaviour - Blame The Polecat And so it came to pass that the Covid Inquiry heard evidence from witnesses who had been working within 10 Downing Street, around and for di...

Starmer Weasel Words On Gaza 31/10/2023

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Won't come off the fence on ceasefire - so his ratings plummet

Starmer Weasel Words On Gaza Still the death toll mounts in Gaza as the IDF continues to rocket, bomb and shell the beleaguered enclave. Now it has exceeded 8,000, with ...

Strong Hint - Ceasefire NOW 28/10/2023

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What part of this statement - do our leaders not understand?

Strong Hint - Ceasefire NOW Hundreds of thousands of those showing solidarity with the Palestinian people have gathered in central London today. It looks as if the 300...

Gaza - Starmer Behind The Curve 27/10/2023

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Stop playing chicken over a ceasefire - show some leadership

Gaza - Starmer Behind The Curve A quote attributed to Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin, one of the leaders of the 1848 Revolution, was the probably apocryphal “ There go the ...

Rachel Riley Misses Mass Slaughter 26/10/2023

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Conflict analysis needs calm heads - not partisan propaganda

Rachel Riley Misses Mass Slaughter And so it came to pass that the Daily Mail , the Viktor Orbán of the press, showing solidarity with the state of Israel despite its history ...

Murdoch Host Says Greta Done It 23/10/2023

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Brexiteer calling hatred on others - has no room to talk

Murdoch Host Says Greta Done It Anyone with a following into the millions on Twitter, X, or whatever Muskrat is calling it this week, and who expresses empathy with the two...

Labour’s Dangerous Muslim Game 22/10/2023

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Don't care about Palestinians? Voters may leave party - for good

Labour’s Dangerous Muslim Game Yesterday saw around 300,000 protesters march in the London rain in solidarity with the Palestinian cause. There were significant protests ...

BBC DG Meets Tories - Press Silent 21/10/2023

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Davie attending 1922 Committee looks bad - because it is bad

BBC DG Meets Tories - Press Silent Once again, our free and fearless press brings us another reminder that its power lies not merely in what it chooses to print, but what it d...

Tory Propaganda - Voters Not Listening 20/10/2023

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Blue Team could be facing wipeout - just rejoice at that news

Tory Propaganda - Voters Not Listening With two by-election results not being declared until after the papers had published their first editions, something else had to be splashed...

Oh Tommy Tommy - WASHED UP LOSER 19/10/2023

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He lost in court AGAIN - and very few people care

Oh Tommy Tommy - WASHED UP LOSER Last week, this blog considered the appeal against a Stalking Prevention Order being undertaken by Stephen Yaxley Lennon, who styles himsel...

So Farewell Then Steve Bell 17/10/2023

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A needless casualty of editorial cowardice - hello Kath Viner

So Farewell Then Steve Bell Do you remember the heyday of IF … ? The cast of characters was seemingly endless: Reg Kipling, The Penguins, Monsieur l’Artiste, John The M...

Nigel Farage Carries On Lying 16/10/2023

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He lies, gets called out - but never says sorry

Nigel Farage Carries On Lying The refusal of so many within our free and fearless press to take on board that former Brexit Party Oberscheissenführer Nigel “ Thirsty ” F...

Israel Loses Propaganda War 15/10/2023

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Press + politicians tell public what to think - public isn't listening

Israel Loses Propaganda War There is one kind of modern warfare where the size of a country’s army, the modernity of its equipment, and the range of firepower available...

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