Wax With Camile

Wooiiiii. She f*cked around and found out 😅🤣😂. The pum pum is potent after a wax with me yano.

Proceed with caution mi seh!!

Tatq. Yes you can still wax during pregnancy. Due to hormones/blood flow, you may be a lot more sensitive and as baby grows, I may need to position you differently to wax you.

Congratulations 💃🏾🎊. I'm honoured I was able to be a part of the procreation process 😝.

I love that I get to landscape l***as, and you ladies love me for it 🥺🥰

Literally!! 🤣😅

I keep telling people, the Therapy in Beauty Therapist is a legit thing.

Anyhoo, unless you've let yourself go and overgrow, and adopted an extra c**t, you know my appointment ain't taking no 20 mins 😜😂

Confidence c**s 👀 in many forms, but a waxed punny is always a fabulous start 👌🏿😄

I mean...😅👀🥲🤣😭

Freshly plucked Panache.

Bumps will soon subside, and skin will be smooth and ready for whatever 👀🤭😅

See. This is why I get you guys on all 4s 😅😂. Like who has time to be trying to fold you into a pretzel to wax your crack 😭.

Plus face down ass up is more respectable 👀😬.

...based off feedback of course 🫣💃🏾

I love when you guys get a wax then try to show your friends my good clean work. You're so proud of your minge you just want to show it off. Having a whole party in your pants 🤣😂

...and me side-eyeing you when you want to come to talmbout 'it's a jungle down there.' Am I Mowgli? 😒😅🤣

Ladies!!!

Should I tell her wax lady she cheating? 😅🤣😂

When di kitty pretty an ready fi get licky. Wooiiii

When a fellow waxer and salon owner tells you you're the most relaxing wax they've ever had 🥰

Obviously 😝. My clients don't hype me for no reason!!!

Some of you had the assdacity to ask me to do a Hollywood but leave the crack 😒. You berra get on that table, face down ass up and let me spread them cheeks. Wah yuh tek mi fah!!!

Venting and Non-Velcro Va**na = V***n!!

I love the way you guys open up to me after I open you up for me 👀😅😂😂. Wooiiii.

My clients are honestly the best 🥰. You guys come from far and wide and I genuinely appreciate you supporting my business.

But can we all please pay close attention to this line 'she's that little piece of happiness we all need when spreading our legs...' 👀

So what she's basically saying is, if you're not being waxed by me your tun tun is not tun-up. It's unhappy wooiii.

Don't blame me, blame your va**na.

It's holiday season and I'm jealousing all of you getting your vacay va**nas cah I'm stuck with UK uterus 😩🥲.

Smaddy pack me inna dem sootcase nuh!!

You could be living your best hair-free life but instead your poor coochie looking like George of the Jungle 🥺.

May the Wax Gods guide and protect her from your neglect.

Years later and this meme still sweets me 😂. Not just your l***a though, as soon as strip remove I press down on the area with my hand.

Every part of your falange getting touch up. Wooiiiii. Lawd I can see why I get asked if I'm a l***o or bi lool. Nah not even. I love p***y but the women they belong to can F off mate kakakakakaka

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💀🥲 Ladies!! Come get your wax and put your glory hole to use before it closes up 😅🤣🤣

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You guys always come back hahaha. Some of you are regular asf. You book your next appointment at your current appointment.

Others I only see when you're going on holiday or have a new man....wooiiiii 🤪 but regardless You bless me with your vahjayjay again and again.

Results don't lie!!

When you wax the mum too and see where the daughter gets it from 👀🤩. Wooiii. Di Tun-Tun dem Tun up ✨️🙌🏿🤣

Done a full body wax on this client but wanted to show off her minge because I'm a proud perv 🤭😅😂

Wooiiiiii 🙃😅🤣

The way some of you tremble and shake. You come back though 😝😏. Ain't nobody 'caressing' that cooch better than me 🚶🏿‍♀️

'Thou shalt clean the crust from thy inner f***y flaps before attending appointments'

Waxilations 5:5