Cuckoo Taproom

11 NON-ALC OPTIONS FOR YOUR D.A.P. (DRY ASS P.... you get it)

OBVIOUSLY A BUNCH OF YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY SOME WHICH WE ARE SUPER IMPRESSED WITH. AND SOME OTHER COOL BITS TO GET YOU OVER DRY JAN.

WE SELL DRINKS.




 

FINALLY SONOMA


WE SELL DRINKS.

IT'S OUR THIRD PUTTY DAY LAUNCH! (NAILED IT EVERY YEAR SINCE WE'VE BEEN OPEN, LOOK AT US GO!)
TAP TAKEOVER INCLUDING WVERYONES FAVOURITE DIPA PUTTY!

WE SELL DRINKS, AND POSSIBLY PIZZA WHO KNOWS.

NEW YEAR NEW ME.

OR NEW LIST OR WHATEVER.

WE SELL DRINKS.




 

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

WE ARE CLOSED TILL FRIDAY, S**T OFF.

WE SELL DRINKS.

HAPPY ACCIDENT, WE HAVE A MINI TTO ON WITH 4 OF THEIR BEERS FOR NYE! WE ALSO HAVE THE AWESOME DDF GINGERBREAD BY IN COLLABORATION WITH AND MORE!

OPEN TILL LATE SO COME IN A JOIN US FOR THE COUNTDOWN OR SLIP IN FOR A QUICKIE BEFORE YOU MOVE ON TO YOUR BIG EVENT. I'M EASY, YOU DO YOU GURL.

WE SELL DRINKS. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

WE SELL DRINKS.

YOU SUDDENLY AWAKE LATE ONE NIGHT TO HEAR CRASHING FROM DOWNSTAIRS. STARTLED AND CONFUSED YOU PICK-UP YOUR PHONE, RUB THE SLEEP FROM YOUR EYES, AND START DESENDING TO THE LOWER FLOORS. A SUDDEN RUMMAGE STARTLES YOU, AND AS YOU TURN THE TORCH ON ON YOUR PHONE, YOU SEE HIM. THE GNARLED AND SHADOWY FIGURE OF JOHNNY GARRETT, SNEAKING SAMPLE PACKETS OF NEW ENGLAND DRY YEAST INTO EACH OF YOUR VANS SLIP-ONS. "GET OUTTA HERE!" YOU SCREAM. IT SCARES HIM! HE WHIMPERS AND SCARMBLES ON ALL FOURS ACROSS YOUR SITTING ROOM AND OUT OF THE DOGGIE DOOR, LEAVING ONLY A TRAIL OF BELGIAN CANDY SUGAR IN HIS STEAD.

OPEN TILL 10PM TONIGHT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.




WE SELL DRINKS.

JUDE'S FIRST PINT!

WOOOOOOOOO

JUDE BUYS DRINKS.

WE WILL HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL ON FOR NEW YEARS EVE.

OPEN: 12.30 - TILL LATE.

WE SELL DRINKS.

TAP TAKEOVER IS HERE AND MAY I SAY, IT'S F**KING CHRISTMASY!

WE SELL DRINKS...
.. AND I LOVE YOU.

WE BACK BABY!!!

CURRENT TAPLIST IS A MADNESS FRFR

STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE BOARDS BELIEVE.

BIG PLAYS FROM IN THE FORM OF PULP, BLOOM AND THEIR HELLES, TRUST.

NO CAP.

WE SELL DRINKS.

CASK FOR THIS WEEK, FLEEK, AN AWESOME 4.2% PALE HOPPED WITH CITRA AND AMARILLO HOPS.

POST DONE.

WE SELL DRINKS.

SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE?

LIKE.COMMENT.SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE DRINKS.

WE SELL DRINKS.

BE MORE LIKE REGINA.

YOU MUST ASBORB.

WE SELL DRINKS.

THIS WEEK, WE ARE TRIALLING AWESOME MENUS ON TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY! AND MAY I SAY, THE MENUS LOOK AMAZING! SWIPE TO SEE WEDNESDAYS MENU!

WE SELL FOOD.

I COULDN'T WAIT. ON NOW.

WE SELL GREEN DRINKS.

WHEN'S A BEER NOT A BEER?
🤷 I DUNNO, THIS LOOKS NUTS THOUGH. COMING ON... AT SOME POINT.

I CERTAINLY WILL BE DRINKING A HEAP OF THIS LIL' GUY!


WE SELL "NON-TOXIC" DRINKS.

OUR NEXT FRESHIE CASK OFFERING IS A SPECIAL ONE!

THIS FRIDAY, PERFECTLY CONDITIONED 5% IPA WILL BE POURING ON CASK! NOT ONE TO MISS IF YOU LOVE CASK AND/OR HOPPY NONSENSE!

WE SELL CASK
(every Friday until it runs out!)

SOME ASS S**T IN TODAY, DOUBLE DROP IN THE FORM OF A BLACK VELVET SOUR WHICH PROMISES TO BE BLACK AS NIGHT AND A COLLAB WITH PROMISES TO BE DUMB DELICIOUS.

ALSO A NICE RESTOCK OF ALCOHOL FREE BEER AND ANOTHER STOUT BY .ales WE ARE SLOWLY BUILDING OUT STOUT RESERVES I PROMISE.

AND, AND, AND WE HAVE A COLLAB IPA.

SILLY SILLY GRAND SLAM BEERS.

WE SELL DRINKS.

REMEMBER WE HAVE OUR MONTHLY RETRO GAMES NIGHT ON WEDNESDAY 25TH OCTOBER. EXPECT SNES, N64, GAMECUBE, PS2 AND LOADS OF GAMES! WE EVEN HAVE A MARIO KART 64 LEAGUE TABLE!

WE PLAY GAMES.

HOW IS THIS THE ELVIS JUICE GUY?

HE DIED LIKE 200 YEARS AGO?

WE DESERVE THE TRUTH!

WE SELL DRINKS.

MENU THIS TUESDAY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY UNREAL! NOT ONE TO MISS!

WE SELL FOOD

CURRENT TAPLIST, LOOK AT US GO!

SOME HIGHLIGHTS:
CASK: JHB TASTING LIKE A DREAM TO BE HONEST.

KEG: CAT HANDS, YEAH ABSOLUTELY FIRE, BIG HAZY, THICC AND YUMMY.
STOUT, LOVELY LITTLE BOY. THE KINDA LOVELY BOY THAT YOU WOULDNT MIND DATING YOUR DAUGHTER, JUST A GOOD NICE BOY.
LONDON BRICK, NO HOLDS BARRED RYE IPA.
FUZZY, HONESTLY SINCE GOING TO THE TASTING W/ IVE BEEN SUPER IMPRESSED BY CLOUDWATERS CORE, SO DRINKABLE, PERFECT PINTERS THAT WE WILL CONTINUE TO GO BACK TO.

AND MORE BEER OBVIOUSLY, ITS ON THE PICTURE INIT.

WE SELL DRINKS.

THIS FRIDAYS CASK OFFERING IS JHB A LIGHT CRISP AND REFRESHING BITTER.

NO JOKES OR ANYTHING ON THIS POST, JUST FUGGIN' FINE AS HELL CASK BEER MAGIC.

WE SELL CASK.
(someone please tell camra, they aren't sunned to our Insta)

STOUTS BACK ON THE MENU MAD LADS!!! (and ladettes and non-binary friends)

.ales

WE SELL STOUTS

THIS IS GONNA GET STOLEN WITHIN THE WEEK.

WE SELL DRINKS.