Karen’s Diner Sheffield

TOODALOO MOTHERFKERS!

An open letter to the Karen's Lovers and Haters of Sheffield,

60,000 customers later and the time has come to lock the door and finally get a break from you desperados for a while! From 1st January Karen's Sheffield is CLOSED. 👋🖕

But yep, we said "FOR A WHILE" - our building lease is up, and whilst we search for a new central premises we're taking Fizzi and the crew on the road. You'll see them making appearances in Dublin, Amsterdam and at pop-up events across the UK. Let's spread that famous Sheffield charm far and wide. 😏

So nah, sorry, you don't quite get rid of us that easily. We're coming baaaaack, angrier, grumpier and ruder than ever. Soz haters, this isn't going the way you hoped is it. 😇

Want a last hoorah at the OG Karen's location? Join them tomorrow or on NYE for a right royal end of year roasting! We're going out with a BANG (not that kind you dirty little BLEEP).

ZERO love,
Karen's Sheffield
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When our Fizzi visited Karen's Manchester...

Safe to say she probably gave as good as she got. 😏

The best bit of today... we don't have to deal with any of you lot. Bloody hurrah.🖕

Cannot wait for the parents to deal with this sugar high later. 😏

Extra bonus points - shakes this size shut the little devils up for at least 15 minutes. 👊

Well I guess this is what happened when you order a cut price Santa from Temu. 😒

This season brings out all the hoe hoe hoes. 😒

Last few day to get in before Christmas, our Karens are desperate to share their Christmas cheer with you. 🥱

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Are we now employing kids? Nope, but apparently we should be. This one’s a natural. 🖕🏻

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Possibly one of our top 5 hats of all time... an extra special one for Coleen Rooney herself. 🕵️‍♀️

Thanks for coming Coleen (and sprogs). 🖕 Next time bring Wayne... that would provide our Karens with SO much material. 😏

No need to see the film, we’ve got a restaurant full of trolls. 😒😒😒

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Dying your hair to match the menu. Dedication to the cause, mildly impressed (which is high praise for us). 🥱

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Bloody 'ell - who's this in Karen's now?! It's only high-vis Veggo Venn! 👀

From Norway to BGT to Karen's... you've peaked now pal.

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Serve yourselves, we’re watching the final. (And getting some ideas for the menu 😏)🖕🏻

Different look, same attitude. We approve. Merry Grinchmas. 😒

Alright boozy wannabe Karens. Now, we're not known for generosity but we heard your Sunday afternoons are boring AF so we thought we'd spice them up a bit. 😏

Join us for a Karen's Bottomless Brunch on Sundays between 12pm and 4pm - snag a burger, fries and unlimited drinks for just £35 (£45 for cocktails). 🍾🍸

Tables are limited!!! (Mainly because we can't be arsed to keep washing all the glasses).

Book in here -> bemorekaren.com/sheffield

Ho f-ing ho, now we’ve got customers AND these little sh*ts to deal with. 🤬

Last years Christmas do was 💩, so was 2021, so was 2020...

This year do things a little bit different, head over to Karen's for our party package - any burger meal (turkey is drier than granny's you know what anyway), plus a drink and dessert for just £30. And yes! The bar is OPEN!!! (You're gonna need it).

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Who trained Tony Bellew for the 'I'm A Celeb' jungle? Our Karens of course! 😏

Their venom is worse than any black widow. 🕷

"I stick my 🍆 in the Henry Hoover when I'm home alone."

Mate - don't you know liquids and electricals don't mix. 😳

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Tis the season... to get trollied at your work Xmas do, regret EVERYTHING the next day and immediately get on indeed.com. 😏

Might as well do it at Karen's? At least you know 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 will be made a complete t*t of! 😳

BOOKINGS NOW OPEN - and because we're known for our generosity (ahem), grab our special offer until end of December.

(No! The drink isn't booze ffs).

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The camera's this way love. 😒🙄

Karen's Diner - it's a family affair... literally. 😬

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You don't deserve this but at least your mouth is big enough! 😏

EPIC burgers, bloody delicious cocktails, lip-smacking desserts, AND a side order of terrible service with lashings of red hot roastings... what more could you ask for this weekend?!

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He's got the vacant stare of someone who's dabbled a bit too frequently too.

Wanna find out who your doppelganger is? We're happy to help. 😏

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Enter The Dragon...

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241 cocktails... who the bloody hell signed that off?! Sound like twice the bloody work to me. 🤬

Can't be arsed to do it all week, so come along on a Wednesday or Thursday would ya. Oh, and keep it to the same cocktail ffs, we're not THAT generous. 😒

Get Booked 🖕

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Tbh, we heard he p*ssed himself during his visit, there was deffo a stench in the air.

Make birthdays extra 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 with a visit to Karen's - our birthday packages include a personalised cake, alcoholic shooter and of course, the infamous birthday song. 😏🎶🤬

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WARNING! Weekend incoming! Another f-ing one where we're stuck with you lot and your constant moaning and demands. 🤬 Repeat after me... "GET. IT. YOURSELF".

Or p*ss off home to a Pot Noodle, see yaaaaaa. 👋

PS. What the heck is that dress. Kid's wallpaper?

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Apparently these things are supposed to be cute.

We'll let you in on a secret... they're much cuter when you leave them at bloody home!!!! 🤬

And really, could you only afford one friggin' shoe? Poor kid. 😒

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Probably should be commenting on Harry Potter and the Life of Disappointment but hat woman on the right is bloody distracting. Deffo looks like a pause screen moment on a a certain type on film... 👀🍆💦

(P.S. Oh yeah... Birthday packages inc. personalised cakes are available. Let us know when you book and get ready for an unforgettable birthday. 😏)

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🚨 The Ghost of Karen's Past is on the loose and she’s P*SSED.

(hint: not us🖕)

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