Edward Ventures

Fellas, you ready for an omelette? 🍳We wouldn’t want to eat this either. See how appealing your eggs could be 👉

Save the bandages for the soccer pitch. The Balls™ Trimmer is made to actually keep your precious coconuts safe 🥥

Taking the BALLS™ Trimmer into the shower is the second best choice you’ll make today… The first is your choice to have sparkin’ smooth balls 🛁

It’s *just* that good 💦

Summer is still here, and so is your BALLS odor. Juggle the right priorities and keep the boys lotioned & cleansed this summer with the cleanse lotion & body wash.

Is your carrot growing a bush this summer? In THIS heat? 🥕

The BALLS trimmer is ready to whack your weeds so you can shine bright, smooth, and ... orange?!

Nobody wants a lumpy testicle (unless you're looking to cleverly insult a friend). For keep your testicles in mind by reaching down south & checking that the boys are free of lumps.

If your missus, house-mate, loved one or partner developed a sudden nut allergy I wonder why 👀

It’s scientifically proven, smooth balls outweigh your last unspirited attempt at making a pun. Let your man-fellows do the heavy lifting instead.

No, yeah, you should DEFINITELY use the kitchen scissors to trim your 🥜’s. Or, trim that hedge with a BALLS™ Trimmer and walk out of the room scratch-free.

Shaving doesn’t have to be rough, even if you run into too much bush. Experience the smoothest ride of your life with BALLS™ SackSafe technology 🌵

Imagine if the Cleanse & Recharge Body Wash was added to this equation 🤯

Brb phoning a friend to find out…

I’m omw I promise…

Life can beat you up sometimes, but your BALLS™ Trimmer beats nothing up.

Slow and with the grain = the smoothest sack of your life.

As smooth as Egyptian silk fellas.

Pre-trim. Trim. Rinse. Post-Trim. We could do it in our sleep, but we recommend you keep your eyes open during 😜

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