TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop
We are TOSS, we make offensive t-shirts for the people and the people like it
Sorry I don't speak c**tanese...
**t
Old people swear too...
**k **koff
Clippety clop, for ever more, f**kity f**k, my bum is sore
Find the t-shirt here: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/horse-riding-t-shirt
**k
The original di****ad...
Buy the mug here: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/di****ad-mug
****ad
Our take on zodiac signs
**t
Just common sense...
**k **t
In case nobody told you today: F**k you!
Available here: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/f**k-you-shirt
**k **kyou
Only in Australia
**kit
Do you ever just look at someone and think "T**t"
We have just the gift for that special someone: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/t**t-mug
**t
Fizzy duck, fuzzy dick, dizzy f**k, dicky fuzz, does he f**k? F**k he does! A nice series of spoonerisms
**k
Our new anti Gym Creep tank top for women who want to go to the gym without being stared at!
https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/anti-gymcreep-womens-tank-top
What's your Gordon Ramsay insult?
The world is f**ked... Which are you?
**k **ked **ked
"Try not to be a c**t" - this is a real Buddha quote - true story
**t
Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and one tiny s***m can make one massive t**t?
**t
Old English for "I don't give a f**k"
**k **k **k **k
Good morning! **k **ker **kers
Let's be nice to everyone today **k **koff
Is brutally honest a code word for di****ad? ****ad
One Canadian C**t from 1859, erm, I meant one f**king cent...
**t
30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31. Except for f**king January which has about seven f**king hundred. When will this god awful month end?
**k **king
The perfect road trip. It does exist...
Have you noticed how the same word can have the opposite meaning depending on context? I love the English language...
**t
Best vanity plate ever? I certainly think so...
***s **t ***st**t
Very British problems...
**kyou