TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop

TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop

We are TOSS, we make offensive t-shirts for the people and the people like it

04/04/2023

Sorry I don't speak c**tanese...
**t

30/03/2023

Old people swear too...
**k **koff

Photos from TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop's post 28/03/2023

Clippety clop, for ever more, f**kity f**k, my bum is sore
Find the t-shirt here: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/horse-riding-t-shirt
**k

Photos from TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop's post 23/03/2023

The original di****ad...
Buy the mug here: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/di****ad-mug
****ad

21/03/2023

Our take on zodiac signs
**t

16/03/2023

Just common sense...
**k **t

Photos from TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop's post 14/03/2023

In case nobody told you today: F**k you!
Available here: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/f**k-you-shirt
**k **kyou

09/03/2023

Only in Australia
**kit

Photos from TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop's post 07/03/2023

Do you ever just look at someone and think "T**t"

We have just the gift for that special someone: https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/t**t-mug

**t

28/02/2023

Fizzy duck, fuzzy dick, dizzy f**k, dicky fuzz, does he f**k? F**k he does! A nice series of spoonerisms
**k

Photos from TOSS - The Offensive Shirt Shop's post 24/02/2023

Our new anti Gym Creep tank top for women who want to go to the gym without being stared at!
https://theoffensiveshirtshop.co.uk/products/anti-gymcreep-womens-tank-top

23/02/2023

What's your Gordon Ramsay insult?

21/02/2023

The world is f**ked... Which are you?
**k **ked **ked

16/02/2023

"Try not to be a c**t" - this is a real Buddha quote - true story
**t

14/02/2023

Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and one tiny s***m can make one massive t**t?
**t

09/02/2023

Old English for "I don't give a f**k"
**k **k **k **k

07/02/2023

Good morning! **k **ker **kers

02/02/2023

Let's be nice to everyone today **k **koff

31/01/2023

Is brutally honest a code word for di****ad? ****ad

26/01/2023

One Canadian C**t from 1859, erm, I meant one f**king cent...

**t

24/01/2023

30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31. Except for f**king January which has about seven f**king hundred. When will this god awful month end?
**k **king

19/01/2023

The perfect road trip. It does exist...

17/01/2023

Have you noticed how the same word can have the opposite meaning depending on context? I love the English language...

**t

12/01/2023

Best vanity plate ever? I certainly think so...

***s **t ***st**t

10/01/2023

Very British problems...

**kyou

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