Rudey Dudey Cards

I have too much going on in my fuzzy little brain to keep up with my page at the moment but will let you know when I’m back 💛💜

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Yep that’s my preggo arse at the moment 😂

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Yep dat me alright 😁

classy what’s that?? why not buy for your prude mate to watch them die inside 😂 or if your really into winding people up can be a inappropriate card for your dad or gran 🤣

If only it was that easy 😂😂

Saying a man is on his period is the perfect insult when there mad as f**k 🤣🤣

Wouldn’t be womens day without a va**na mention! 😂

If you want to make your mum laugh this Mother’s Day then this is the card for you! Not for the Karen mums 🤣🤣 to be fair my mums called Karen but shes a odd Karen breed as she would p**s herself 🤣

Codger aka Coffin Dodger! Made this for my father love p**sing the t**t off 🤣 perfect card to make your dad laugh or just to wind up someone a year older than you!
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Mother’s Day not far away!! Not like your mums making your tea on Mother’s Day anyway may aswell wind her up a bit 🤣

Wish your c**t mate happy birthday or your smelly arse dad 😂 could even be for your gran I deffo would haha probs get smacked but worth it 👏🏼🤣
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Hahahahaha p**sing 🤣

Got a loosey goosey mate ? 🤣 then this wacky one is for them 🎈

Wish your ball bag mate a happy birthday with this one 🤣🎈
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Chuck it in the f**k it bucket my fave motto 👏🏼😂

This is so me 🤣 fella could of ate the last bag of crisps and I’m pre-fumes 😂👊🏼

Tell your special someone their a k**b but your k**b 🥰 quirky valentines card for partners or friends comes in blue or purple 💙💜 ***ycard ***ygift *scard *sgift

Naughty yet cute valentines card 😈

Want more of a playful card for Valentine’s Day? Then pick this funny rude card to make them laugh 🌵

Inspired by the king of talking dirty 🤣 wish your misses happy valentines with this inbetweeners classic 😈 if you don’t know this saying you haven’t f**king lived 😂

Dry Jan is for whimps anyway right?! 🤣 (counts down the hours till acceptable hour to drink)

Tell your valentine they make your w***y silly with this naughty Valentine’s Day card ❤️ not just for valentines though can be used all year round as a cheeky reminder your sc***ng loves them too 🤣

This made me laugh way too much 🤣🤣