Eddie T.

feat. Tom Segura, Pete Lee and Chad Daniels. One of the great-findings in 2023 thanks to my dear classmates. A documentary captured the HK comedy scene back then. Now still on Amazon Prime. And love the decade-old prophecies which all turned out wrong… LOL And yes they’ve granted me 3 shots (With performance and interviews‼️)Can’t be more thankful 🥹

Just planting some comedy seeds 🎄🎄

Back on the Joke Road after 4 years of forced hibernation…. Bring it on baby!

After 4 years, here we go again 🇨🇦

Signing up again after 4 years of hibernation. Stay tuned~

Sad…. Even the imposter account doesn’t have any followers 🥹

Big Brother is watching 🫵

Don’t yell at their New Clothes

“The Great” Pattern

Hypocrisy is sickening

Jesters were around Kings to lighten things in medieval times. Now they only get “smacked”….. Evolution is a myth

Technically…. It’s safer to ban all cars.

Truth hurts. Case close.

Electricity 1 in 7 days? Polar Bears will all be saved. Let’s set a Role model to the world and Say No to electricity. It’s a western idea after all🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️

堅決反對嚴厲譴責外國勢力別有用心干預拯救北極熊事務🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️

依家夠膽公開講嘢真係唔容易，有機會嘅話請大家去支持下——香港爆笑節！

Have massive respect for Laugh Festival HK to organise these kind of meaningful events during this tough time. #香港爆笑節

人在東漢末年..... 唯一做到嘅事，就係令自己唔痴線！

Tides are gonna turn.
Dynasties are gonna burn.
Don't know what to say.
Promise you I'm still sane.

24/9 Friday 8:30pm. Wancahi Road. I used to live next it. Life is nothing but a circle.

Nonsense + Time = Comedy！ 三個月後睇番..... 係搞笑嘅！

“Those who say don’t know, and those who know don’t say.”

（吉人之辭寡）

Cathie Wood Says Apple Is 'Great' But Ark Is About New Tech May.19 -- Cathie Wood, chief executive officer and chief investment officer at Ark Investment Management, explains why Ark cut its stake in Apple. She speaks...

Walking down The Road to Serfdom

The Rhythm of LIFE with no F …..

The Ash is Golden! #蘋果照妖鏡

When the winter is here, and if you're wise, Going Up On Stage and Speaking Out Your mind shouldn't be on your to-do-list.

The bleaker it gets, the more courage it gathers ... Show must go on. See you this Saturday at Art Centre!

爆笑館《暑假返黎喇》棟篤笑
夏天，充滿熱情既季節當然要黎爆笑一下，又可以笑，又可以避暑既最好地方緊係睇 爆笑館《暑假返黎喇》棟篤笑

7:45 - 9:00pm -
Matina/ Tim/ 司馬丁/ Tonia/ Jordan/ Vivek

9:30pm - 10:30pm《即興喜劇大亂鬥》-
Tim/ Indome/ Matt/ Mick/ Nicholas/ Kazaam


購票:
https://summer.halloflaughs.com

#棟篤笑 #爆笑館 #即興喜劇大亂鬥

This restaurant describes today the best:

港完未? HK over yet?

【擘大眼催眠你】

講起嚟或者嚇親你，但催眠同我哋好近....

簡單到煲劇，點解集集都有片頭？想慳時間，一季播一次咪就夠？

仲有呢句廢話：借定唔借，還得到先好借！...... 10個字，有3個「借」！你覺得佢想你借，定唔借多啲？

假設有人見到前車衝燈，好大機會都會跟住衝... 人類嘅命運，其實都幾悲哀！

【Wake Up Call】

No need to get alarmed. But we've been hypnotized all day long.

Simply recall that time you sit thru a new TV Episode, have you wondered why they always play you the opening sequence with the theme music? If time is precious, they'd only play it once every new season right?

Or consider this crap: "To Borrow or not to Borrow, Borrow if you can repay"..... 3 Borrows in this Hamlet-style slogan. You think they care about you financially? Think Again.

Or if you saw another driver jump a red light, you'd probably blindly follow.... We're that SAD!

#催眠治聊司

〖Mirroring〗From Hi**er to Bieber, once in a while there'd be the Mirror of that Era.....
If you're asking me why. I'd ask you instead: Why in every Mega-Merger deal, they sell everything from Film Studios to TV Channels but keep the News Networks for their own? As News Networks are Notoriously Cash-Generating Machines?
Yes I'm Kidding.
Everything has a reason. Including Mind-Control.

【横空爆出】每個時代，都有屬於果個時代嘅Mirror！一直都有喺電視台出現嘅組合，突然大爆紅絕非偶然！Well..... 想知點解，可以諗吓梅鐸賣晒成間公司，都仲要留低個新聞部..... 唔通真係錢多到燒唔晒？
催眠，唔洗攞個陀錶出嚟嘅！
#催眠治聊司

Haven’t updated much coz the world has enough turd floating around the internet…💩Spirit is still at a certain level thou.

Run Eddie Run. medius tutissimus ibis.

How dangerous can words be?! Like you can’t imagine...... #自古以來 #紅樓秘語 #有夢難宣

Worth delivering one meal for these😏

Talking about the choice, which team would you bet on World Cup if there was a football match between a team with 91% winning rate , say Brazil, and another with so-called 50.8% rate, say a country which must not be named?!

I hate politics. But I just hate being stupid more.

#復必泰

【進入潛意識力量 Super Subconscious Control】

或者你都有過類似經驗：

呢排連續兩日做開夜車趕翻譯，隻手開始不停咁打錯中文字碼... 明明係識得打，但呢刻支力到，要好慢咁逐個字拆...

唯有把心一横合埋哏：「唔諗啦！」又打到喎！我係咪入咗呢個喺《靈魂奇遇記》入面嘅Flow？

潛意識嘅影響力好常見，只係我哋好少留意，最經典係《教父續集》嘅呢一幕：大哥Fredo被發現出賣家族，Michael當家準備要隊冧大哥，當面同Fredo宣佈斷絕關係，即係判咗Fredo死刑！（呢幕真係好經典，仲要係全盛時期嘅阿爾柏仙奴）

而後面嘅背景，其實係：

三個水泡！預視咗佢將會被淹死嘅未來。點會係巧合？唔信嘅話自己睇：https://youtu.be/N0Os0Q9SA2k

以後你睇嘢，仲敢唔敢淨睇表面？

Maybe you've had the same experience:

I've been working day and night for meet some assignment deadlines, to a point that I started mixing up the Cangjie Code on typing Chinese. I've known them for decades already but at the moment, I've to consciously reconsider every code I typed.

I couldn't type that slow or I'd miss the deadlines. I thought, "OK. F**k it. I'll let just let it flow." Somehow, I typed the words out as if my fingers typed the words themselves. Was I into a flow just like in the movie "Soul" ?!

The subconscious influence is so common around us. Just we don't pay attention enough. Say for example, In a 1970s classic "The Godfather 2": The eldest brother Fredo had been exposed betraying the Family. The youngest brother and then the head of the family was confronting him and swearing to cut Fredo loose from the family. Somehow it also meant Fredo got a death sentence himself.

While at the background, maybe nobody would pay any attention, but it showed:

Three lifesavers at the pier. Predicting his drowning in the future. It can't be a coincidence right?

Watch it yourself if you don't believe me. https://youtu.be/N0Os0Q9SA2k

Would you ignore the subconscious signal to you from on?

#潛意識 #教父續集 #司馬丁

The Godfather Part II 1974 - Michael And Fredo Scene

Once upon a time...

Valentine's is so 2008..... How about Tinder's Day.

"Would you be my Tinder's?"

Declaration of Interests: A Strong HODLer🙋‍♂️

Tinder愛的故事 下集 Tinder's Day Part 2 戰爭與Tinder🦹‍♂️ Everything is Fair in War and Tinder🦹‍♀️Tinder 愛的故事 上集 Tinder's Day Part 1: https://youtu.be/NUDMoC4ssqk

【一隻冇翼嘅烏蠅】喺印度洋嘅法屬凱爾蓋朗群島 Kerguelen Islands，住咗一大群烏蠅，科學家好奇怪，點解冇一隻識得飛？！佢哋問，物種唔係識得進化嘅咩？點解呢度嘅烏蠅唔識得進化？

其實係有進化嘅！因為呢一帶嘅特點係：非常之大風！識得飛嘅一早吹走晒，絕晒種啦！

識飛，有時都唔一定就好！

呢一段係《奇幻逆緣》(The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) 最深刻嘅部分，果年Brad Pitt仲識演戲，男女主角唔一定要計算到唔同膚色，仲未有國家審查網絡公審，大家都仲好一心一意，好似一個好遙遠嘅時空！

冇腳嘅雀仔，冇翼嘅烏蠅.... Why not？想法嚟啫!

For what it's worth, it's never too late to be whoever you want to be