Kaka Kanda Hillary

An American man walked into a restaurant in
London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an
African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from the man
and began serving free food to everyone in the
restaurant, except the African. However,instead of becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!"

That infuriated the man. So once again, the
American took out his wallet and shouted,
"Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine
and additional food for everyone in this bar,
except for that African sitting in the corner over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from the man
and began serving free food and wine to
everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!"

That made the American man furious. So he
leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter, “What is wrong with that African man? I
have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry,
he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts
'Thank you.' Is he mad???"

The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No,
he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant.

May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour!!

Rossie, a Kenyan house help working in Lebanon stirs the internet after the kids she was taking care of cried uncontrollably at the airport as she leaves them.

In the video, the children could be seen crying while pleading with her not to leave.

She must have bonded so well with the kids that they can't let her go. Her Lebanese employers must be heartbroken.

Stop visiting people if you know you will judge their home situation and living conditions.

Sometimes the small things you do, thinking they don't matter, count a lot.
After the just concluded KCSE exam(physics practical) one boy came to me, shook my hand and started crying 😭. I wondered what happened! I thought maybe he doesn't have fare home! I couldn't tell what exactly happened. I asked him what the matter was but he was just there crying. Finally he said, "Mwalimu, Asante sana. Sir God akubless tu sana. Sitawahi kukusahau" I wondered why! He then left to bring his belongings for inspection before leaving school. A moment later he came back with his belongings and came to me again. "Mwalimu, unakumbuka ile dei nikiwa form 1, wakati nilitaka kuacha shule!" I said yes I remember. "Hiyo siku nilikuwa nimeamua wacha ikae. Mamangu na depa waliniongelesha but hawakuwa wanamek sense. Nilikuwa nataka kuacha shule niwe msanii. But wewe ulikuja ukanichukua tukakaa na wewe kwa field na ukanishow reality that talent inalipa, but inalipa mtu ako na akili. Niliamua kutafuta akili kwanza ndio niendee talent yangu. Teacher k**a sio wewe leo singekuwa nimemada form 4 joh! Imagine singewahi pata cert ya KCSE! Maze thanks tu sana!" I was shocked. I didn't know the little talk I had with the boy was the one that made him change his mind! He actually had decided to quit and I thought the mother and the deputy did the whole counseling! He promised me he will get a B plain in kiswahili.

If you see someone going through something, talk to them. You might assume kumbe Mungu amekutumia mja huyo umbadilishe.

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE STARTING FARMING.

1. Farming is not an option for lazy men, its a task for the strongest .

2) To be a successful farmer you should learn the market trend,know what sells best and where.

3) Farming needs Capital. Never start a project which you're not sure of its completion plan.

4) seasons are never the same, sometimes prices will heart break while in other season you will see your Mercedes Benz packed in your farm

5) Learn to be unique, never be a product of copy and paste.

6) consistency is the seal, let people know you at least for one product which never lack in your farm.

7) When you're aspiring to inspire make sure you invest in yourself, learn the art; visit other farmers and learn from them. Through this you will one day be the master.

8) Always remember customers will always buy the cheapest produce in the market, but good quality products will set their own prices.

9) Never loose focus even if you don't see yourself when you had anticipated.

10) Farming is never a get rich quick scheme, its a process which needs patience, determination and dedication.

High Court has declared House Levy Unconstitutional as it violates the principles of taxation, is discriminatory and unfair for making a distinction between the formal and informal sectors hence creating unequal and inequitable principles, lacks a comprehensive legal framework and is irrational.

The Court has barred the government from collecting more money on the same.

"Don’t program your life to beg. Men will mess you up,” Nigerian preacher Michael Orokpo says, insists people will avoid someone who is always begging and looking desperate.

“Carrying a face of pity and trying to win sympathy will not take you anywhere. If it helps you, it will take you to the grave. Men are oriented to live in selfishness. When you beg somebody and fail to show value, he or she sees you as a liability.”

“When you find men laughing and hugging themselves, it is the value that is being exchanged. Build value, learn and be relevant so that even if they don’t like you, they can’t do without your presence,” he advised.

Bantu MIGRATION TUNGEFIKA DUBAI ama London isipokuwa ni ujinga ya WAKISII kukatalia congo forest juu ya MAPERA🤔🤔

Makisirchi panan olingwo, ikilgei inyee akisae siwal gaa.

Mang'ook Cheptalel.

Some people get angry over the slightest thing. Be the better person. Show them the benefits of staying calm and collected in the face of anger.

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of a new week. We exalt Your Name above all else. Lord, we place our trust in You, establish the work of our hands, and make us exceedingly fruitful and prosperous. Protect us from all evil and make your face shine upon us. In Jesus Name we Pray

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…

“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”

Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed…

“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”

The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…

“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?” The old man smiled and said…“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.”

Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

Welcome to Kenya where blood refuses people
"Nilimwona tu damu ikamkataa"

Press statement by KNEC

NAKED TRUTH ABOUT SIDE CHICK😭😭😭

1. He drops you off and drives back to his wife and kids.

2. He throws away used Condoms as he goes home.

3. He buys sweets to clean your fragrance no matter how expensive it can be

4. He forgives himself for cheating as he is driving to the mother of his Children.

4 He first takes shower to remove your unwanted sweats.

5. He then convinces him self that he can't leave his Wife and Children because of you.

6. He hugs her and ask his children about education.

7. He eats food cooked by his wife not two pieces of KFC he bought for you.

8. After eating he relax on the couch, and they both go to the bedroom.

9. They discuss about the future while she is lying on his chest.

10. Then they make love (Not s*x which he had with you).

11. He doesn't take bath after it because he is used to that Aroma of his Wife.

12. She continues lying on his chest while discussing their investment, policies and planning their Anniversary.

13. And you are alone struggling with s*x because he just did a fast.

14. He gave you 10k and your Mother is boasting that she has a discplined daughter not knowing that you are slowly turning to the resting zone of a bored Husband of some one.

My sister it is not too late, know your values and have goals that Man will never take you anywhere. Find your own Man and God will surely bless you.

Thanks for Reading!!

Someone somewhere is starting life with your dream car🤣

Dear God,
Thank you for the gift of a new day. Thank you for your abundant, abounding grace. Gracious God, your word says that you will make all things work together for our good. Please lead us on the path to prosperity and success. Guide and protect us. In Jesus name we pray

Not called, don't call

Not invited, don't go

Not told, don't ask

Late invites, decline

You were never part of the plan, you've suddenly become a convenience!

No school will teach you this!

Four Suspects In Ksh.94.9 Wells Fargo Heist Arrested, Ksh.9.1M Recovered!!

Uko 30years na ukitumiwa fare.. unauliza na ya kurudi??... kurudi wapi?Enda ukae huko uanze maisha 😢

Dear God,
Thank You for waking us up this morning. Thank you for giving us access to Your endless protection and direction. Lord, we place our hope in You. Come and do what only you can do. Establish us according to your will. May Your face shine upon us. In Jesus' Name, we Pray

Keep buying fried rice and chicken for your babes while your boxers look like someone that escape bomb blast.🙄🤔🤷‍♂️

Come on Arsenal

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. I add if you want to even go further, build a team," As I start a new life come 2024.

Sometimes just wish someone well.

May the Lord bless you, May the lord be kind and gracious to you, May the Lord look on you with favour and give you Peace.🙏

Lyon manager Fabio Grosso has been injured after been attacked by Marseille fans with stones whilst travelling to Marseille for their league match.

The game was called OFF following the incident.

The man in Green is a Chelsea goal keeper who went to look for a goal and came back with it...

Paul merson

Sandro Tonali's 10-month ban from football for betting violations has been ratified by FIFA with immediate effect.