Kelvin Melly

It's too late sister🤣

An unemployed man applies for a job as a toilet cleaner at a large computer company and takes an appointment for an interview with the company's manager.
During the interview, the manager told the unemployed person: You have been accepted for the job.
But we need your email to send you the work contract and terms.
The unemployed man replied that he had no e-mail and no computer at home.
The manager replied, "You do not have a computer, which means that you are not present, and if you are not present, it means that you cannot work for us."
The unemployed man came out upset after the doors were shut in his face and he was rejected.
And on his way, he bought with all he had, 10 dollars, 10 kilograms of strawberries, and started knocking on the doors to sell them.
At the end of the day the man earned $20.
After this the man realized that the process is not difficult.
The next day, he started repeating the process 3 times, and after a while the man started going out early in the morning to buy four times the amount of strawberries.
The man's income began to increase until the man was able to buy a bicycle.
After a period of time and hard work, the man was able to buy a truck until the man owned a small business selling strawberries.
Five years later, the man became the owner of the largest food store.
The man began to think about the future until he decided to insure the company with the largest insurance companies.
In an interview with the insurance company employee, the employee said I agree
But I need your email to send you the insurance contract.
The man replied that he did not have an e-mail and he did not even have a computer.
The insurance employee replied surprisingly, I established the largest food company in five years, and you do not have an email, what would happen if you had an email!!
The man replied to him If I had an email five years ago, I would now be cleaning toilets in a company!!

Sometimes God forbids something from you that you think is good for u.

Murang’a Governor Irungu Kang’ata says his government will reward each pregnant woman in the county an Sh6000 allowance.

This allowance, will not only aid in ensuring pregnant women in the county remain motivated, but also boost the population.

Sylvia, Tot high school form two student who saved her colleagues' lives during the bus attack was awarded HSC by the head of state. (She is from Tiaty Constituency.she shouted to the bandits in their local dialect, otherwise the occupants would have been wiped out)
*she will henceforth enjoy the following benefits which come with State Commendations. The honours are awarded to people who have done recognizable efforts in different fields*
According to National Heroes Act, these people are entitled to the following privileges:

1. Appearing in both national and community events as State guest.
2. Events such as cultural and sports could be held in their honour.
3. In case of financial need, they can be assisted via the National Heroes Funds.
4. If need be, the government can facilitate their kin's education up to tertiary stage.
5. Opportunities for their dependants to serve in different opportunities where qualified.
6. A street or road can be names after them.

Congratulations Sylvia

MOVING TRIBUTE FROM FAMILY WHOSE SON WAS KILLED BY BANDITS

This got me tearing after going through this tribute, may his soul rest in peace 😭🙏

We wish we were rich to stop you from joining National police service but because of poverty and lack of job you decided to have a different fighting space for us. We can still remember the day you woke up very early in the morning to go and try your luck in nearby primary school and just like others you were very sure that they will recruit you, late in the evening you returned home happy to the brim and you broke the good news to us about the new unfoldings .

You promised mum and Dad that immediately you start earning salary their lives will change forever. Five years later life took a different direction you built a house for your parents and even installed electricity. You gave hope to your ageing parents to live and enjoy the fruits of being a mother and a father .

Even though you were earning small salary you didn't use it as an excuse not to execute your family duties at home as first born son .
We can still remember how you paid for us school fees and ensured we have papers like others, that to us was greatest family achievement because the villagers knew that we couldn't make it to colleges like their children .

Today we want to celebrate you our brother , your untimely demise in the battle filed has tore our hearts apart mum and Dad keep on saying they nolonger have purpose to live because the person who gave them hope to live is gone .
Recently you were asked by mum and Dad to marry but you laugh off and asked them to give you more time so that you can ensure our home settles on the breeze of comfort first because some women may be toxic after marriage. Ooh bro! So you sacrificed your marriage too for us. I wish you left a son behind so that we can nature him to become a rock of our family sling like you .

How I wish the 21 gun salute by your workmates could have rejuvinated your life bro.