Justus sila

Aki watoto!
I was in a matatu this evening and there was some silence in the matatu but suddenly uyu mtoto akamuuliza mamake,"Tunaenda wapi mum na hatujaoga?"
Tumecheka hadi dere ameweka gari kando tucheke kwanza 😅😅😅

Lastborn wenu ako na kasoro gani??
Wetu nilinyoga jana ety namtuma cake kw fridge anasema haleti juu namnyanyasha na chakula yake ngo'ombe hii kwani cake n ya watoto tu, kidogo kakufe 🤣🤣🤣💔

Kuna Soja alikua anafanya kazi ya usiku,
Asubui ilipofika Tajiri wake akamuuliza,
kinuthia! Ulilalaje?
Akajibu nililala poa Boss😂😂na Hivyo ndio Alimwaga UNGA🙈🙈

kuna slayqueen hapa amechukua gari ya sponsor akaenda nayo salon..kufka huko kumbe mwenye salon n bibi ya sponsor..wakuu acha nirecord hii movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

leo ni Thursday

alaf kuna hawa walevi watatu walismamisha msee wa ma3 saa nne usiku..wakamtusi..alaf wakaingia janaa awapeleke makwao..dere alijarbu kukataa lakin wakamlazmisha..wakaingia jamaa akagurumisha gari sanaa like 10mins na haisongi akageuka akawaambia ayaaa shukeni mmefika..mlevi wa kwanza akasema asante..wa pili akamuuliza tukulipe pesa ngapi..wa tatu akasema buana next tym punguza speed..umekua mbio sanaa😂😂😂hii dunia ya sasa ni akili sio nguvu

Follow KamKamatuu

SIPENDI UJINGA😂🤣💔

1.unaomba Dem namba Kwa njia Dem Naye anakupea namba ya sub chief usiku unaanza kurusha mistari sub chief anakutumia 1bob mpesa kujua your official name anakutxt wewe mtoto wa KUFUFULE KESHO Saa mbili ikupate Kwa ofisi yangu kumbe
pia subchief hapendi ujinga

2.Unaenda sleepover Kwa mrembo masaa ya mechi inafika unatoa CD Tuskize ngoma🍆 Dem anakwambia leo tukule nyama💦 unanyorosha Nyama Hadi unaskia poa after kumaliza unaona anameza ARV's kumbe mrembo hapendi ujinga😂

3.Last Sunday nilienda kanisani maombi ya jioni masaa ya sadaka kufika kushika Kwa mfuko kurusha sadaka Kwa kikabu kumbe ni CD Mimi nikawacha tu ivo ju sipendangi ujinga.

4.but ubaya Nimegundua wewe kusoma hii ujinga yangu yote , Pia hupendi ujinga 😂💔

Unaeza niita mgongo coz IAM back 💪
Niendelee kusumbua ama mko sawa 😂😂💔

Utapata Kuna mtu hajawahi kojoa hii 2024😂 uzuri Mimi nimekojoa Mara mbili😂😂😂
Happy new year everyone 😌Alafu mkojolee na kukunilia hii mwaka mpya inuke banae 😂😂😂

The situation is tough for women with children outside marriage. What advice do you have for her??

Good morning

One day you will inbox me and I will be married ❤️😘 so use this time wisely 😂😂🤣🤣 k**a n kudance tudance Kuna siku hutaniona 😂😂🤣✌️❤️❤️utamiss vichekesho zangu pia nitakua buzzy kunyonyesha mtoto wa mtu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣arooo

Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind. Merry 🎄 Christmas ❤️
Venye utashiba kesho ivo ndio mimi hushiba kila siku😂😂
Alafu mniambie kesho nikule food gani juu karibu chakula yote yenye nyinyi hukula Christmas nimeikula😂😂😂💔

Sikua naangalia simu yake mimi,ni yeye alisahau kueka password😇😇
Anyway hakuna Ugali tamu k**a yenye haijapikwa😌😌

Wewe ulishika elfu moja lini mara ya mwisho😀 mtu anipee nishike tu

Nimetafuta style nikakosa 😅😅 lkn nimepata hii🙈🙈🙈
Nipe like sasa nimeweza

Alafu mkienda Supermarket na akununulie kukumanga, wee jua tu hio ni kukumanga tu...
Soma tena ujue😅
Nimewachanua sasa nipeeni likes

Shida si kuvaa suit, shida ni kizungu ipotee na umevaa suit🤣
Hata hio sio case, case ni kuenda kwa korti na suit na kizungu ikatae😅
Unaeza funguliwa case ya suit-case😄😄

Car wash inaitwa aje kwa Kiswahili
Nimepewa 20minutes ama 2million iende.
Please help me😇😇

Hii ndio inafanya wanaume wengi waende wakasomee kuwa mwalimu🙈🙈

poteza gari.. poteza pesa.. poteza bibi.. poteza simu lakini usipoteze appetite 😂😂😂😂😂our luhya proverb😂
Hii mwaka nilihapa lazima nibuy gari si hata nyinyi mnaona nimefulfil my dream 😂😂😂 Sasa natafuta Dem wakukaa hapa mbele na sura ikuwe smart sio ya nyani😂😂😂💔

Good afternoon
Ladies volume iko aje huku? Aûme nimukûlyaiii, wewe unaingia 2024 ama tuachane na wewe?

Huwezi jua akili yangu inafikiria Mutua katuku niwasuviie mbai🤣🤣

Tukiinama inarudi nyuma yote😲🤔🙈

!Ebu jaribu kumeza mate mara nne k**a wewe ni kimoda nione😛😛😛

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