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Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Ednah Marcy, Wekesa Oscar, Hellen Maende, Brian Benson, Meryann Simiyu thanks for showing love 🙏

Name:Lornah Faith Wasike
Age:16 years
Form:3
Current school:Butere girls
Nickname:Fuwa
Primary:Mlolongo primary
Club: Mlolongo starlets
Jersey number:14
Role model: Lionel Messi

Favorite subject: Geography
Ambition:To play professional football
Memorable match: KSSSA final against Wiyeta at Bukhungu stadium.

Honours

2023 KSSSA champion
2023 Talanta Hela champion.
2024 KSSSA national champion
2024 FEASSA finalist
2024 MVP KSSSA national
2023 Talanta Hela MVP.

The future of kenyan football.

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Only 4 clubs have won the Fifa Club World Cup in England.

1.Chelsea.
2.Liverpool.
3.Manchester United
4.Manchester city

Only 5 clubs have won the Uefa Champions League in England.

1.Liverpool.
2.Manchester United.
3.Chelsea.
4. Manchester city
5.Nottingham Forest.
6.Aston Villa.

Only 5 clubs have won the Uefa Europa League in England.

1.Liverpool.
2.Chelsea.
3.Tottenham Hostpur.
4.Manchester United.
5.Ipswitch Town.

Only 5 clubs have won the Uefa Super Cup in England.

1.Liverpool.
2.Chelsea.
3.Manchester United.
4.Nottingham Forest.
5.Aston Villa.
If your favorite EPL team isn’t among the named, then I am sorry!!

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So even Ipswich town has more European trophy (1) than Arsenal (0) in football history 🤣🤣🤣.

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Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Kijana Ya Kayolee thanks for showing love

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Leone Vonny, Silviah Cheps, Barisapeter Peter Barisa thanks for showing love

😭😭😭😭aki niko confused my hubby aliniokota na mtoi kaa nimefukuzwa na baba mtoi kwa marriage ya kwanza ,,saa tumekaa 3yrs sa juzi naona sms kuangalia nikaona baba ya mtoi amenitumia 2000 then jana pia amenitumia mia tano bt sikuambia hubby coz yeye hufanyia mtoi everything saa baba mtoi anataka nirudi kwake tulee mtoi pamoja nafeel kumpenda coz ako na pesa mob sa nifanye aje coz huyu mwingine hatujazaa na yeye plz help coz ananishow hatawai nitesa tena.

Baba na mama baada ya kurudi safari pamoja wakakuta BARUA iko mezani SEBULENI ikisema.... "Baba na mama, ni matumaini yangu kuwa mtasoma ujumbe wangu huu kwenye karatasi niliyoiweka
juu ya meza, naomba msishtuke mana ni mambo ya kawaida kwenye maisha tunayoishi, najua mtaumia kwa vile bado nasoma na ndiyo nipo kidato cha kwanza..." Napenda kuwajulisha kwamba sasa hivi mnaposoma hii barua sipo nyumbani, nimetoroka mana nimegundua
nina uwezo wa kujitegemea kwa sababu mi ni kijana mwenye umri wa miaka 14 na ninajua kipi chema na kipi kibaya.

Tangu mwezi mmoja uliopita nilikuwa na uhusiano nabinti mmoja aliyeitwa Rachel, mwenye umri wa miaka 27 na kwa sasa
ndo naishi naye kwenye chumba alichopanga. Nilipokuwa nyumbani sikuwa napata hela za kutosha ila sasa nimeanza kushika noti za shilingi 10,000... Msichana niliyenaye ni mzuri sana wa umbo na ninampenda sana, amenifundisha njia za kutafuta hela.

Amenipangia kazi ya kuuza madawa ya kulevya na yeye ikifika
usiku anaenda kuuza mwili wake, basi kila siku tunapata hela ya kutosha, huyu mchumba wangu ni msichana mwenye bidii, kwa siku analala masaa 6 tu maana mwanaume yeyote akija lazima awe naye
chumbani kwa muda wa masaa 3.

Msiwe na hofu, nipo salama kabisa na nimeamua kumwoa Rachel mana ni kila kitu kwangu. Pia amenunua gari la kubebea mbao kwahiyo biashara inaenda vizuri.

Rachel ameenda kupima afya na amekutwa na upungufu wa kinga
mwilini, mara nyingi namridhisha anapotaka kitu flani, iwe kufanya naye mazoezi ya viungo au kufanya naye mapenzi, si mnajua unapokuwa na mgonjwa unakuwa naye karibu.

Ila mi pia sijihisi vizuri mana kila saa nakohoa tu na sina uhakika k**a nimeathirika. Tumepanga baada ya miaka miwili tutawatembelea, nadhani mpaka miaka miwili iishe atakuwa
ameshajifungua, na ni furaha yangu mtamwona mjukuu wenu. Wazazi wangU, sina la kuongeza kwaherini Mungu
akipenda tutaonana.

NB: "Baba na mama, mimi nipo chumbani kwangu najisomea,
mnachokisoma ni h/work ya mwalimu wa kiswahili alituambia 🤗🤗🤗

sipendi mkiboeka

LADIES! LADIES! LADIES!

Nmewaita mara gapi 🤓🤓
Lemme teach you how to deal with a cheating guy,,,
After kupika supper,,,weka Kwa hotpot vizuuuuri,,weka dinning na k**a hakuna dinning uweke juu ya kitanda,,ENDA kitchen,,weka maji jug moja,,let it boil,,boil,,booiiiiil🤣🤣 then weka kwa thermos,,Wacha akuje,,mkaribishe vizuuuuri mpe food akule,, infact usimuonyeshe kaa Kuna anything wrong,,after kula,,mwekee maji akaoge,,Wacha Sasa alale,,mpee kakiss ka Judas apo💋💋Saa sita usiku mwamshe,, mpee morning glory ikiwezekana 3/4 times 🙆🙆af mwache alalelale,, baaaaas!!😅😅chukua Ile thermos Iko na maji moto Sasa🙈🙈 weka Kwa glass,,weka sukari,,tea leaves 😂😂na ukorooooge🙄 then muite tuh polepole 🤔 hunnnnnnneeeeeyyyy 💞 beeeeeeeeeeeeb 😝mpoa,,,😂akiamka mpee iyo chai akunywe na aamke aende kazini 🙆🙆🙆na weweeeeeeee 👈👈👈👈iyo tabia ya kufikiria ety utamchoma uache 🤣🤣🤣🤣

usiende bila kushare please

💎💍🙆Jana nilikuwa naenda Mombasa, 😂Sasa nikiwa Kwa ndege ✈️tulikua tumekaa kiti Moja na mzungu flani hapo 😂😂mzungu akawa ananiangalia sana 👀👀nikamuuliza mbona ananiangalia Hivio akanijibu Hivi
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"k**a kunawatu wajinga duniani ni nyinyi wa africa haswa kenyan's 😂😂😂nikaamuliza Kwa Nini akaniambie ndio ujue nyinyi niwajinga ebu tuulizane maswali, nikishindwa kujibu swali lako nitakupea 200k, na wewe ukishindwa na swali langu unipe 1k ,Mimi naye ni nani nikasema Sawa😂😂😂😂mzungu akaniuliza Hivi
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"ni nchi ipi? ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia.? 🙆🙆🙆 Mimi nikatoa 1k juu sikujua😭
Sasa ikawa ni zamu Yangu yakuumuuliza nikamuuliza Hivi
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nikitu Gani kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi chini kinakuwa na miguu mitatu? Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akanipea 200k👈😂lakini akataka kujua ni Nini hicho sana .
Mzungu akaniuliza Nini hicho kikienda juu kina miguu minne kikirudi kina miguu mitatu?
Nikatoa 1k nikampa juh hata Mimi sijui🙆 Shuwaly hata k**a ni wëwě utajuaje hii🙆

Akakasirika akashukia chebirate gotirimboka.... sasa sisi na wazungu ni akina nani wajinga surely??😂😂??😂😂😂😂

kuja ukae kwa kitanda hiyo mtungi ni ya maji ya kunywa😅

c hii itupee usingizi

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MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1. Sir Alex Ferguson
2. David Moyes
3. Louis Van Gaal
4. Jose Mourinho
5. Ole
6. Rangnick
7. Erik Ten Hag
TOTAL Premier League trophy =20

ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Gerge Graham
2.Bruce Rioch
3.Arsene Wenger
4.Unai Emery
5.Arterta
TOTAL Premier League trophy = 13

CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Bobby Campbell
2.Jan Borterfield
3.David Webb
4.Glenn Hoddle
5.Ruud Gullit
6.Gianluca Vialli
7.Ray Wilkins
8.Claudio Ranieri
9.Jose Mourinho
10.Avran Grant
11.Felip Scolari
12.Ray Wilkins
13.Guus Hidink
14.Carlos Ancelotti
15.Andrew Villas Boas
16.Robert Di Matteo
17.Rafael Benitez
18.Jose Mourinho
19.Guus Hidink
20.Antonio Conte
21.Sarri
22.Lampard
23.Paul Ngei
24. Emmanuel Ogbeche
25.Achieng Oneko
26.Jomo Kenyatta
27. Hon Henry Ophori
28.Bildad Kagia
29.Mwene Mutapa
30. Dele Baba Dee
31.Mekatilili Wamenza
33.Lwanda Magere
34. Omo'ba Leke Adegbite
35.Otto Von Bismarck
36.Vasco Da Gama
37.Christopher Columbus
38. Iyke Ekwensu Papiwater
39.David Livingston
40.Chimulilenji
41. Kondwani Nankhumwa
42. Grezelder Jeffrey
43. Dirisu Yakubu
44. Frank Lampard
45. Thomas Tuchel
46.;Ghost Mulee
47. Musa Otieno
48. Mwalimu King'ang'i
TOTAL Premier League trophy = 674