DJ MARF

Once again after marrying a woman with brains for my kids I will marry another one with big nyash for myself I also deserve happiness in life.🤣🤣

ushawahi ona tajiri akitolewa mapepo kwa kanisa😕umaskini ni kitu mbaya😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nakuletea panty saba za color same alafu unaniambia na si watu watadhani sibadilishangi 🙄🙄 watu wagani 🤨😅🔥📌📌

𝚃𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚘 sana.....tumetoka 𝚔𝚠𝚊 m-verified,m-permanent,....... Saa hii 𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚊 tuko 𝚔𝚠𝚊 𝚖-𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝😂😂🤣

𝙷𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚗𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚊 𝚔𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚖𝚣𝚒𝚔𝚊🤔🤔🤔🤔

Town yenu inauza miguu za Kuku Bei gani 🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️

Sisi wenye hatuna kazi tunaamka tu juu giza imeisha😂🥴

🤣🤣🤣🤣 me nili attend burial ingine hapo wueh Kuna mama alikua anaimba na furaha ni aje nikashindwa kwani alikua na deni ya mkufi

Mnalilia kapenalty ka Wolves utadhani ni nyinyi waathiriwa. Hata Man City ina alama 15 haramu na tumenyamaza. Ulizeni hizo kwanza!

Kwani akunanga siku ya kukumbuka Adam na Eve tushinde uchi the whole day 🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

UKO SINGLE NA UNACHARGE SIMU MPAKA 100%,KWANI UNATAKA KUTULIPUA 🤣,15% IMEKUTOSHA KUANGALIA SAA ⌚️ 😅😅

Leo msiniwache tena kwa nyumba 🤔 niko na mia 🙄

I always feel uncomfortable around short people 🥴🥴 just because they are close to my pockets🎫
Niskie mtu akisema Mimi Ni mfupi😳😳😳

Wacha kushinda ukiniuliza k**a niko na mtu😏 kwani uwezi pigana😌😌🤣🤣

Siezi bishana na lastborn mtu Hajawai ona mamake na mimba🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good night all🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

K**a mtu umeshiba 🤣🤣🤣 stress inatoka wapi shually 🤔🤔🤔

If you start taking Tea after supper, just know that you are getting old.💔😹😹😹

YOUR RELATIVES:

They did not attend your birthday party.They did not attend your baptismal ceremony.They did not attend your school fees fund drive.They did not attend your graduation.They did not attend your Dowry ceremony.They did not attend your medical fund drive.They did not attend your wedding.They did not visit you in hospital bed.They did support you when you struggled.They did not attend anything that concerned you giving alot of permission excuses,cash constraints,time limitations,distance and other things BUT they will pledge, contribute alot of money and available themselves during your BURIAL,they will contribute alot of money,attend your burial,eulogize you passionately and cry alot, giving alot of good stories.

Siku zinaenda haraka mpaka mtu anasahau kuonga 😂😂🤣
Sijui k**a mume notice🤔😂

Tuko Hapa Na Mpoa Wako😎Tukichekelea Voice Notes Zako Ukiimba🙄💔🍫😂😂🏃

MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES ...

In Church it is called Offering,

In Marriage it is called Brideprice,

In Divorce it is called Alimony,

In school it is called fee's,

When you owe someone it is called Debt,

When you pay the Government it is called Tax,

In Court it is called a Fine,

In Hospitals it is called Bills,

Tenancy - Rent,

Competition - Prize,

Government Retirees call it Pension,

Boss to Workers - Salary,

Master to Subordinates - Wages,

Children - Child Support,

When you borrow from bank it is called Loan,

When you offer after a service - Tip,

To k!dnappers - Ransom,

!llegally received in the name of service - Bribe,

In The Police Station - Bail,

The Question Is: When A Boyfriend Gives Money To His Girlfriend, What Is It Called what?🥴🤌🙄😎🙄🙄

"Mnataka serikali ianze na wadosi ama ianze na mtu wa chini? Si nyinyi mnataka serikali ianze na watu wa chini? Na ndio maana tunasema bottom...up bottom...up, wangapi wanasema bottom up nione kwa mikono! .......mikono!...... mikono!.......salaaaaleh....... kumbe nyinyi wote ni watu wangwana"and other stories😂😂😂

🄽🄸🄺🄸🄺🅄🅃🄴🄼🄱🄴🄻🄴🄰 🄺🅆🄰🄺🄾
🅄🅂🄸🄽🄸🅄🄻🄸🅉🄴 🄹🅄🄸🄲🄴 🄰🄼🄰 🄲🄷🄰🄸 ? 🄰🄿🄰🄽🄰
🅆🄴🅆🄴 🄽🄸🄿🄴🄴 🄹🅄🄸🄲🄴 🅄🄺🄸🅃🄴🄽🄶🄴🄽🄴🅉🄰 🄲🄷🄰🄸🌹.
🄰🄻🄰🄵🅄 🄽🄸🅃🄰🄺🅄🄰🄽🄶🄰🄻🄸🄻🄸🄰 🄲🄷🄰🄸 🄸🅂🄸🄼🅆🄰🄶🄸🄺🄴 🅄🄺🄸🄴🄽🄳🄴🄰 🄼🄺🄰🅃🄴 🔥
🄸🅂 🄸🅃 🄲🄻🄴🄰🅁 🄰🄼🄰 🄽🄸🄾🄽🄶🄴🅉🄴 🅅🄾🄻🅄🄼🄴 😂😂

Tufaan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Doston Ke Saath; Ek Ek Kar Ke Sabhi Bichhadte Chalye Gaye! Miss you , my friend!

K**a kunichukia ndio dawa basi jitahidi umalize dose👌👌👌👌

Leo ni Friday
Hope ushamtext
"I'm feeling sleepy 😴"
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𝑺𝒂𝒊 𝒖𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝒌𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒂, 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒂 𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒊 𝒚𝒂𝒌𝒐 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒏𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒓...𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒖 𝒎𝒂🤌😂😂