Alenyo mturu

Hi

Dem:Beb leo ni sunday nakupitia twende kanisani
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Me:Khai! beb siyuko available
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Dem:Niko kwa gate ya ploti yenu
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Mm kuona ivo nikajificha kwa morio wangu fulani
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Dem:Beb aki sinimesikia ati umekuwa kwako sahii
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Me:Yes but nimetoka kwa shughuli fulani
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Nilikuwa kwa morio wangu nimetulia then nikasikia sauti ya Mama Daku,the most gossip creature in our ploti
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Mama Daku:Msichana unadanganywa huyu kijana ako kwa hii nyumba
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Dem:Umejuaje
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Mama Daku:Unataka kujua penye ako ama maswali
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Dem akakuja direct kwa mlango
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Dem:Fungua hapa ama nipige nduru
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Morio Wangu:Wewe wewe ati sitaki ma drama kwangu kam chukua mtu wako
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Nakwambia dem yangu amenitoa hapo ndani
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Dem:Beb shower haraka twende church
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Me:Beb aki nielewe si feel poa
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Dem:Kwanza uliniambia hauko available kumbe umejificha,so sitaki hadithi
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Me:Aki beb
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Dem:Fanya haraka nataka twende pastoq akuombee uwache ujanja na uhanyaji
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Kwa wale ma morio hamjawai kanyaga kanisa nawaombea mupate dem k**a wangu.....

Yes you were born in a private hospital and I was just born at home and we all survived
You went to private school and I went to public school and we will all meet at College / University .
You slept in a King / Queen bed with me an ordinary bed but we all slept peacefully and woke up in the morning .
Your clothes were expensive but mine is simple just from Gikomba and Muthurwa but we all still covered our nakedness .
You used to live in a room big nice I lived in a medium but we all had a place called ′′ HOME ′′
You can have your main car anywhere you want but I'm using a bus and we all arrive safely .
Your parents may be rich but we all have people calling them ′′ parents ′′ and that's why they raise us well .
You may be reading this post with your expensive phone and someone else is reading and cheap but you all read and understand together .
I am trying to say life does not concern what you do not have but it concerns what you have and what you see yourself... Be happy with what you have and do not disturb yourself with what you don't have or despise yourself for lacking what others have,,, be patient your time will come

PARENTS SHOULD STOP BORROWING OUR PHONES 😭😭😭 THEY MAKES US DELETE IMPORTANT VIDEOS🙆🙆

KCPE RESULT 2
Soo after dad kunishow tafuta Bibi uoe sasa 180 uezi enda shule yeyote
Me: saa K**a nimeshindwa kufikisha 200 marks nitapata Bibi kweli ?
Dad: toka hApa kabla sija change mind
Nikatoka nikarudi kupika kumbuka nilikua napika nyama nilikua na oja moja moja kwa jiko na nilikua quarter sikujua ikiisha nikasema kimoyo moyo me kwisha sasa nilijaribu kukata kata ile nilikua imebaki ndio ikue mob but wapi ..
kidogo
Dad: aka shout ...tony kwani hio chakula unapika na candle aivi
Me: nikastuka nikiwa jikoni ..amini usiamini vile nilistuka nanilikua na chumvi kwa mkono sikujua nikiweka yote chumvi ya 10 imajinnilishindwa nitafanya nini but.....kidogo Tuseme tuh ni Mungu kuna p***y ya jirani iliingia jikoni nikajua baaas hapa natumia ujanja cheki venue nilifanya
Ile nyama nilikua imebaki nilikula K**a 2 hivi then nikachukua p***y nikaieka juu pahali tuupikia nanikatoka injee ..nikiwa natoka
Dad: soo umesema utaniekea chakula ?
Me: dad relax iive
Then nikatoka injee...
5min later nimeingia kwa nyumba ...nikapiga p***y teke nanikamwaga supu
Me: jesooooooo yani dad uko hapo na p***y imekula nyama yote
Dad: ati nini ?
Me: kuja ujione wewe mwenyewe
Dad akakuja then
Dad: yani Leo umeamua kunipadisha chumvi uanguke mtihani alafu uache paka ikule nyama
Me: but dad
Dad: nanikuulize mbona mdomo yako iko na mafuta wee ndio paka ?
Me: nilikosa cha kusema coz after kukula nyAma ya mwisho nilisahau kupanguza mdomo
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