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Goal!
Norway levels Reiten scores 1-1

FIFA Women's World Cup 2023

Japan Scores 1-0 Norway*

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🚨🔵 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐍’𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐨 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞

N’Golo Kanté is on the verge of joining Al Ittihad on free transfer — the official bid could be accepted soon 🟡⚫️

◉ €100m salary per season until 2025 — includes commercial deals, image rights and ‘creative’ portfolio.

◉ Final details are being discussed then deal will be done as Kanté would leave Chelsea as free agent.

◉ Al Ittihad directors just arrived in London to link up with PIF Saudi delegation to prepare documents.

Kanté would play together with Benzema @ Al Ittihad 🇸🇦

Understand Junior Firpo will leave Leeds United this summer as several European clubs are already keen on signing him. ⚪️👋🏻

The plan is to try a new experience after relegation.

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Madridistas,

Después de tantos años aquí, ha llegado el momento de despedirme del club que se ha convertido en mi casa, el Real Madrid.

He tenido el privilegio de vestir esta camiseta legendaria y de representar a este club emblemático. Estoy muy agradecido
a mi presidente, mis compañeros, a los entrenadores, al personal y a todos los que han participado en mi trayectoria en el Real Madrid.
Su apoyo incondicional y su confianza en mí han sido esenciales para mi desarrollo como jugador y como hombre.

Aunque dejo el Real Madrid, siempre llevaré una parte de este club en mi corazón. El Real Madrid siempre será una parte integral de mi vida y continuaré siguiendo los éxitos de este extraordinario equipo.

Gracias a todos por el cariño y el apoyo que me habéis brindadoa lo largo de estos años. Me despido con un profundo sentimiento de gratitud y una emotiva despedida.
¡Hala Madrid!

Con todo mi cariño,🤍🤍🤍

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💣BOMB:Al-Hilal🇸🇦 has offered a two-year contract to striker Edin Dzeko, and the player is seriously considering the offer. The player will be free from next July.

💣 BOMB:Lionel Messi will receive a historic offer of €1.2 billion over two years, €600M in one year only! The salary offered to Lionel Messi with Al-Hilal is twice the amount offered to Cristiano Ronaldo with Al-Nassr.

Lionel Messi's father & Lionel Messi's brother will get the biggest commission in football history if Lionel Messi joins Al Hilal Saudi Arabia.

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Taxpayers will fork out Sh2 billion to facilitate President William Ruto’s trips abroad if Parliament approves the budget proposals for the financial year starting July 1.

Officially:

Aston Villa qualifies for the European Conference League during the 2023/24 season wapi makofi kwa Aston villa

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1. STOP Procrastinating √
2. SETTLE early if possible √
3. GO slow on drugs √
4. DON'T put all your eggs in one basket √
5. INVEST √

REMEMBER money speaks only one language. 'If you save me today, I will save you tomorrow'.

Everton stay up on a dramatic final day, while Leicester City and Leeds United are relegated..how do you remember Southampton ,Leeds and Leicester

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LET'S ALL LAUGH AT CHELSEA
Chelsea Fan is sitting in his living room, staring at the TV in disbelief. Chelsea has just lost a game at their home ground a strong comeback from Brighton and the first game of FRANK LAMPAD as a new coach .

Chelsea Fan: "I can't believe this! How could we lose to these guys?"

The Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan are watching the game at a nearby sports bar. They overhear the Chelsea Fan's rant and decide to pay him a visit.

The Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan arrive at the Chelsea Fan's house, ready to rub salt in the wound.

Arsenal Fan: "Hey, buddy. Tough loss, huh? I guess the Blues weren't so blue after all."

Chelsea Fan: "Shut up, you Gunner! You're just lucky we're having a bad season."

Manchester United Fan: "Speaking of bad seasons, have you seen the Reds play lately? I think I fell asleep during their last game."

The Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan laugh at their own joke, but the Chelsea Fan is not amused.

Chelsea Fan: "At least we're not as bad as you guys. We'll bounce back and show you who's boss."

Weeks go by, and Chelsea's performance doesn't improve. The Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan continue to tease the Chelsea Fan about their losing streak.

Arsenal Fan: "Hey, buddy. I heard you guys lost again. Maybe you should switch to watching rugby or something."

Manchester United Fan: "Yeah, you might have a better chance of winning something that way."

The Chelsea Fan can't take it anymore and challenges the Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan to a game of football in the local park.

The three fans meet up in the park, ready to settle the score. The Chelsea Fan is confident in his team's abilities, but the Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan are not intimidated.

As the game begins, it quickly becomes apparent that the Chelsea Fan's skills are rusty. The Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan take advantage of this and score goal after goal.

Chelsea Fan: "This isn't fair! I haven't played in years!"

Arsenal Fan: "Oh, come on. You're a die-hard fan. You should know how to play better than this."

Manchester United Fan: "Looks like the Blues are still losing, even in the park."

The Chelsea Fan finally admits defeat and shakes hands with his rivals.

Chelsea Fan: "Okay, okay. You guys win. But we'll be back next season, stronger than ever!"

The Arsenal Fan and Manchester United Fan laugh, knowing that their victory will be short-lived.

SAY NO TO STRESS
Bob is sitting on the couch, staring blankly at the TV. Jane enters the room and notices Bob's gloomy demeanor.

Jane: "What's wrong, Bob?"

Bob: "I'm stressed out. Work has been killing me lately."

Jane: "Well, you know what they say - laughter is the best medicine. Let's go see a comedy show tonight!"

Bob reluctantly agrees, and the couple heads out to the comedy club. There they meet Sam and Sarah, who are also attending the show.
During the show, the comedian talks about how stress is a part of life and how we can cope with it. Sam and Sarah nod in agreement, while Bob looks skeptical.
After the show, Sam approaches Bob.

Sam: "Hey, man. I couldn't help but notice you looked pretty stressed out during the show. As a psychologist, I think I could help you out."

Bob: "Really? How?"

Sam: "Well, for starters, you need to find a way to relax. Maybe try meditation or mindfulness exercises."

Sarah chimes in.

Sarah: "And yoga is a great way to de-stress too! I could give you a few classes for free."

Bob is hesitant at first, but with Jane's encouragement, he decides to give it a try.

A few weeks later, Bob is a changed man. He's been attending yoga classes regularly, meditating, and using mindfulness exercises to cope with stress.

Bob: "I can't believe how much better I feel! Thank you, Sam and Sarah, for teaching me how to cope with stress."

Sam: "No problem, man. It's what we do!"

Sarah: "And don't forget to laugh! Laughter really is the best medicine.".

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Spain • Copa del Rey
02/03, 23:00 EAT
Real Madrid
Barcelona
Whats your prediction????

OFFICIAL: Raphael Varane announces his retirement from international football.

Varane, 29, made 93 appearances in his near decade-long international career.

Varane's decision comes despite Euro 2024 taking place next year - the only major competition he is yet to win. ~ The Sun Sports.

BREAKING:

Manchester United footballer Mason Greenwood has had all charges against him DROPPED.

Greenwood was arrested in January last year and was suspended by the club.

The midfielder had faced allegations of attempted r**e, controlling and coercive behaviour, and assault

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England players arrive home after France quarter-final defeat
Captain Harry Kane said England would use their defeat by France to be "mentally and physically stronger for the next challenge

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