JOHN PORUS

“𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚.”

You can't be stupid and foolish at the same time. Like, having s*x before marriage, 1st mistake; s*x without a condom, 2nd mistake; then you get pregnant, 3rd mistake. you get HIV/AIDS, another problem; then you do an abortion, you are a fool.

You can't make a blunder on a mistake; then you're pairing up stupidity and foolishness in the same line.
And you cannot use abortion as a form of contraception.

In this generation, if you are faithful to your wife, I can tell you that, you are wiser than King Solomon.
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If she can add hair on top of hair and nails on top of nails, what do you think can stop her to add another man on top of you?😂

The sad part is, you might be sharing your partner with someone who is sick.
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K**a ungesave 20 bob per day since January!

20×7=140 per week,
140×30=4,200 per month,
4,200×366=1,537,200 per year.🤣🤣

Wengine wakinyamazishwa na kiss, Wewe nawe hapo unanyamazishwa na kisu😹

Things to avoid ukipewa lift.
1 Wacha kuteremsha kioo chini.
2 Wachana na radio 📻 kabisa
3 Wacha kusalimia watu .
4 Wacha moshene /Funga mdomo.
5 Ukipata something inside the vehicle k**a ndizi or ndazi don't eat.
6 Help the driver to Fuel ⛽ the vehicle.
7 Never compere my vehicle to someones vehicle.
8 Ukishuka wish the driver safe journey.
9 Most importantly don't forget to say thank you.

Jana akiwa bafu akioga nilichukua doh Kwa handbag yake . Nikampea k**a fare😹😹😹

Hadi hali ya maisha iwe sawa🤣🤣🤣

Madem saa zingine mkienda kwa nyumba ya boy msipende kufagia kila kitu.
Ukipata karatasi imeandikwa
man u gg
Arsenal ov2.5
Man city win
-win

Usitupe, hiyo ni fare yako

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”

It's easy to look sharp when you haven't done any work.

Two things to remember in life.
Take care of your thoughts when you are alone, and take care of your words when you're with people.

When something bad happens, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, Let it destroy you, or let it strengthen you.

The two ridges lay side by side. One was kashaben, the other was Sang'erkut. Between them was a valley. It was called the valley of life. Behind Kashaben and Sang'erkut were many more valleys and ridges lying without a discernible plan...........
.......A river flowed through the valley of life. If there had been no bush and no forest trees covering the slopes, you could have seen the river when you stood on top of either Kashaben or Sang'erkut...........
... The river was called Cheshonony, which meant cure, or a ring that hungs a bell on bull's neck. Cheshonony River never dried.......... #
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"SPEED OF REPLY" is directly proportional to importance.....hapo IQ lazima iwe fully charged!!!

The DISTANCE between INSANITY and GENIUS is only measured by SUCCESS.