𝑆𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑦

Her..Haloo..
Me..Haloo..
Her..Kuna jambo nataka kukuuliza..
Me..Uliza
Her..Mbona contacts za your ex bado ziko kwa phone yako?
Me..Hata story za shetani si bado ziko kwa bible...

👉🧠👈

C ULISEMA UKIKUWA MKUBWA UTASAIDIA MASKINI 😫JISAIDIE SASA😂😂

Unanipeleka lunch alafu unaanza kupiga simu ukienda kwa gate kwani unataka tushindane mbio😩😅😂

Ringa na gari we huendesha ukipata partner mngotee 🤣🤣🤣wale wa i believe i will buy a car 2patane nyuma ya tent.

Dem ako n haga ndo hutembea
aste aste hao wengine
N moja kwa moja

Be honest do u ever feel like no one cares about you…🥺🥺🥺

Nimeingia Kwa chemist nikamkuta ex wangu. Ninunue nini ndo askie uchungu😂😂😂😚☺️😌

Kill me🔪. $50million
Marry me....$7million
Date me......$6million
Kiss me.......$3million
I wanna know my enemies now😒

A Man That Jumps From One Woman To Another Is Called??

1.A MAN WHO GIVES MONEY
AND
2.A MAN WHO GIVES ATTENTION
WHO'S BETTER

UTARUDI SOKO AMA MWENYE UKO NA YEYE NI FINAL 😂😂😂

K**a text ya “Good morning my love” ingekua alarm 😁leo ungeamka saa ngapi 🤔😂😂

In a relationship who is supposed to be calling frequently🧐🙃🤷

What's ur biggest regret in life

Ukipewa 100k beb wako alale na mtu mwingne usiku mzima utakubali 😂😂😂

Another sign of poverty ni kujua kuendesha nduthi😑💔

When a Lady says
"Make me feel like a Woman"
What does she really mean?
🤷‍♂️🙄

Kuna watu kazi yao kwa relationship ni kusema tu “Thanks babe nimepata”.

Single💔
Or
Married💍

Be proud of your sweetheart anaitwa. Naniii mtaje💝💞💞❣️💟
❣❣

Kulala ni kawaida, lakini kuamka ni baraka😍💪❤. K**a umeiona siku ya Leo mwambie Mungu asante!

😭😭 Stop Facebooking and use 1 minute to thank God for today's day🥺🙏

🇺🇲Money is coming.
New home is coming.
New car is coming.
Better life is coming.insert Amen 🙏🙌

Acha sasa niamke Government isifikirie kupandisha bei ya mattress🤌😂😂

Ni tunda gani unapenda Sana Kati ya hizi
1,🍌
2,🥥
3,🥑
4,🍍
5,🍉

"God's love is the most powerful force in the universe."

Unashangaa unateseka kwa maisha kumbe ni nguo za marehemu ulinunua kwa mtumba 😂😂

Hae guys

🤔🤔🤔
😡1.Unakula uji😡
AU
2.Unakunywa uji!!!!!
🤣

Factors affecting relationships in Kenya 🎤🎤

Beb nakam but nanysha .🤣🤣🤣
Jibu K**a mkikuyu😙😙

💝You can ask me one ☺

1.😯>>>>My Real Name 💗🦄
2😯>>>>Birthday 💗🦄
3😯>>>>Relationship Status😻✨
4😯>>>>10 People I love💗🦄
5😯>>>>bestfriends names💗🦄
6😯>>>>Somone I trust😌✨
7😯>>>>Someone I Do Silly Things With🙆🏽‍♀️😻
8😯>>>>Wholemood😣💗
9😯>>>>name of ex I truly loved😣❤
10😯>>>>L.O.M.L😣❤🦄
11😯>>>>childhood friend💗😻
12😯>>>>Someone I don't wanna lose🏌🏽‍♂️💗
13😯>>>>5 people I appreciate 🔥😋❤
14😯>>>>Someone I Love Wholeheartedly💗😣🦄
15😯>>>>Someone I Miss😣😭💔 w
16 why I snub pe

Ebu Leo ringa na kitu unatumianga hapa
1 soda
2 pombe
3 miraa
4 singara
5 bangi

HOW MEN COOK UGALI - RECIPE"
1. Put Sufuria on fire.😂
2. Realize there is no matchbox.
3. Run🏃 to canteen for the matchbox☺️.
4. Come back, light fire.
5. Put water on the Sufuria.
6. Realize their is no water in the containers🤣.
7. Run🏃 to the tap outside you find the queue is long.
8. Remember you didn't put off the gas.
9.Run🏃 back to the house you find Sufuria 'burning'.
10. You want to remove Sufuria but you can't remember where you put "K**ata".
11. You hit the Sufuria to fall off the gas.
12. You run back to the tap and bring water🙈😁🤣😅.
13. Put the water on the Sufuria and heat to boiling.
14. You want to put unga and stir.
15. You realize the unga is not enough😉.
16. Run🏃 to the shop again.
17. Buy a small unga. Ya ajab
18. Meet a friend on your way and start talking.🤣
19. Come back and find the Sufuria "has finished" the water.
20. Add more water and wait to boil again.
21. Pour the unga and prepare to stir.🤣
22. You realize you didn't wash the 'Mwiko' so you wash first.
23. 'K**ata' is still missing you. You use a piece of cloth(boxer mzee) to hold Sufuria.
24. Now stir as you add more unga.
25. Continue stirring until the unga thickens.
26. Go outside and "smell" k**a imeiva.🤣😅
27. Serve the ugali but you realize there is no clean plate.
28. Wash one plate quickly.😉😁
29. You notice the "K**ata" was just their next to the gas....Nkt.
30. Eat the ugali "small-Small" as you prepare vegetables.😁🤣

Unatumia gani kwa hizi👇👇
Bangi
Pombe
Sigara
Soda
Busaa
Maziwa😄😄😄

K**a ulienda high school taja apparatus moja😂👇

Jesus who turned water into wine will turn you pain into blessing in jesus name🙏

Nguo yako ya kulala imeandikwa aje nahapo nyuma
😂🤣