Wendo a.k.a Glorious Ritah Rose

Kihenjo original
Nyunanga mbaru ciothe ithire.
Aty team ni ngapi?
1)Wakonda Forever
- Samidoh
- Kamoko
- Kihenjo Kihenjo njungwaini.Kihenjo njungwaini.
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2) Wanono Forever
- Wakarîndî Wa Ndîithi
- Ciru Wa Zimma
- Heneri Wawerû HSC
- Githingithia Dumeniko
- Ona niî nguona ndîrî o wa Team îno.
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For the first time nimesikia hii jamaa ikiongea kitu sensible.
Huyu hata si comedian tena.
This is a government advisor.
Ruto should hire him to take up that position na Kenya will change.

Mabwanyenye woote walipwe half salaries for atleast 6 months.
Sasa kuongeza taxes surely, already people are sleeping in hunger. In the next few weeks utaanza kusikia watu wameanza kufa njaa and it's already raining.

We r still suffering due to the rate of joblessness in Kenya and now the government is adding us more pain.

Hii ifikie serikali tafadhali.
I personally know of some people who are already sleeping hungry and it is so heartbreaking.

I support Eric Omondi on this one.

Due to public demand,
With the unbearable rising of the fuel prices, your very abled Inventor Glorious Ritah has invented the best method of producing for your own petroleum.
You need 10 pairs of old slippers, 6 old car tyres, 2 medium loto tanks, 5Litres of crocodile tears, 5 Litres of Lioness saliva and 1 litre of spider urine.
Melt everything together in a furnace.
Place the melted mixture in a big sufuria, add the 3 liquids and allow to boil for 48 hours.
Let the formulae cool for some hours and then it is ready for consumption.
Fill your motor vehicle tank full and drive out.

😄😂😹🤣
Nisikie ng'we niwalipishe for that knowledge nimewapea.

Aty kunaenda aje?
Martha Mwihaki Hinga our Tea 🍵 maker anaenda wapi?
After 2 good years anaenda na bado hakuna mtu ametoka k**a ameshamjua real identity yake?
Huyu amebreak WORLD 🌍 record

Anyway, I will 0ersonally miss you. Hukuwa na uwoga ukianika the karakaras wa makanisani.
The most fearless blogger that ever existed.

Now akina Muigai Kigutha and the rest can finally find peace.

I will miss your udaku/tea.

Naskia aty Ex wangu alienda kujivuna vile tulikuwa tunadate kwa mabeste zake wakamwambia aamke asikojoe kwa kitanda.

The only person who ever accepted me the way I am was just the teacher on duty.
"Kuja tu vile ulivyo. Just come the way you are"
Wengine wote ni unafiki tu.
😂😹🤣

Congratulations Maggie N Jesus on your appointment as the chairperson of the Gospel Musician Association of Kenya.


Happy Fool's Day

Ile baridi 🥶🥶 iko hii Kenya Leo.
Imagine nimespot muislamu mmoja akitoka kwa choo na Thermos
😂😹🤣

The embarrassment 🤭🙈 I underwent kwa hoteli when I was handed over the Menu🍱. I saw a very huge name on the foods 🍛list, I checked on the price column as usual. And since the dish 🍽️ was so expensive, I decided to try it for "the first time" as I thought.
Now my problem is, Lyn Franco and John Njiru, how comes tukisoma Catering, we were not taught about this?

Sasa Ksh 2,200 yangu imeenda hivyo badala ningeenda kibandaski nikule githeri ya 30 bob na avocado ya mbao.

Where can I get a good lawyer?
I need to sue some individuals here.
1. The hotel for scamming me.
2. My Hospitality Tutor for not teaching me the international name of githeri and avocado.😂😹🤣

Hawayuni?
Happy New Year?
We r still in the new year moods coz bado hatujafika date 75th January.
But so far so good, this January is abit different from the others.
Has anyone noticed that?

I was trying to see if my neibas chicken 🐔 is fast. Wameniitia mabodyguards in uniform 👩‍✈️👮 sasa napelekwa kwa Prezo. I guess i won the race sasa naenda kupewa trophy na mazawadi juu nimeshinda.
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If you are pregnant 🤰and you always dream about shoes👟👞🥾, just know that the person responsible 🕺🧔wants to run away🏃

Hata mimi sipendi ujinga.
😂😹🤣

A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000. The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank.produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41. The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000 The Masai man replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return???

Trapped

Your life is somebody else's dream. So Never demean yourself

Hii dunia iko na Mambo.

Kuna watu Aina mbili humu duniani.

1.Kuna wale walizaliwa waishi. Yaani starehe ni zao kabisa. Somewhere🚁🛫✈️🛬 in this world we r living there is a woman, who is being paid 150,000Ksh(converted to Kenyan currency) 🤑🤑monthly salary for just being a housewife 😳🙀living in a luxurious mansion 🏫. Hiyo pesa ni yake peke yake. Matumizi ya nyumba yameshashughulikiwa na mumewe, wafanyikazi wa nyumba na wa shambani, madereva, walinzi na mpishi wameshalipwa, watoto wameshashughulikiwa na school fees and everything else. So the salary ni yake ya kujibamba.😳🤯😱😱

2. Kuna sisi ambao tunaishi juu tu tulizaliwa. Hatuna otherwise so we have to live.🙈🙊😺😸😹
We sweat to eat, dress and take care of our loved ones and to live a comfortable life. To us, nothing is for free. Only the gift🎁of life from God.

But all in all be greatful 😉🤗🙏for what u have.
Being alive with something to put into ua stomach is more important than life leisures.
God's love 💝💖❤️is sufficient for everyone 💞.
Love u my fans and friends alot.
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Welcome to Kenya.
Where by when travelling in a public service vehicle, when the driver takes an unfamiliar route, we all remove our earphones to be able to see clearly.

There is power in forgiveness

KNOW HOW TO FORGIVE THERE'S POWER IN FORGIVENESS.

°Who killed Abel?
- His brother.
°Who sold Joseph?
- His brothers.
°Who expelled Jephthah?
- His brothers.
°Who was jealous of David?
- His brother.
°Who was not happy with the return of the prodigal son?
- His brother.

Among so many examples in the Bible, we perceive that all those who have been betrayed and mistreated by their own brethren, have been greatly blessed and kept by God.

In life, people you have considered your family may turn their backs on you, their rejection may be a path God has planned for your glory.

Forgive them unconditionally. All they did was to push you towards the path appointed for you. Never hold a grudge. Just wish them well and go where you will be considered, appreciated and honored.

A man had three main problems.
1)He was extremely poor.
2)He had no child with his wife.
3)His mother was totally blind, ie, completely blind.

One day An Angel of God appeared to him and asked him about his problems. He offered to fulfill for him only one prayer request. He got confused in a dilemma because he didnt want to disappoint his wife or his mother or even himself.

He went in deep thoughts and said to the Angel, "I want my mother to see my children living a good luxurious life"
And the Angel granted him his wish because he was very wise.
Sometimes we have to be wise even as we submit our prayer requests to God.
He has everything we desire in this life.

Learn to b patient

I attended an evangelism crusade and someone from the back tapped my shoulder and said, "I declare to u now that u will walk"
I ignored because I knew I was not lame. Only to check my handbag/pocket later and to find my purse/wallet missing and my transport fare was in the purse.
BEHOLD,the PROPHECY came to pass n was fufilled.
For sure I walked my way home.

Bad luck is when a deaf and dumb lady mistakes u for someone who impregnated her and dumped her. No Court in this world could even listen to u. Unafungwa jela milele for something u dont even know.

Kati ya bibi yako na mama yako ni nani alibeba mimba yako?

Scientists are still investigating the reason why visitors pretend to be focused on TV the moment they see their host coming from the kitchen carrying food.

If I have your debt of 500 bob, i pay u back 50 bob, lazima ungoje kulipwa your (0)?

As long as u can remove someone from ua heart, u r a doctor-surgeon. Thats an operation. How many operations have u done so far?

Awuoo (Amen)

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I was at the grocery store this morning and heard a loud crash and something shattering.

Being nosy, I walked towards the sound and saw some people whispering and looking back to the end of the next aisle.

When I walked down that aisle, I saw an older lady had hit a shelf and many things had fallen to the ground and broke. She was kneeling on the floor embarrassed, frantically trying to clean up.
I felt so bad for her, and everyone was just standing there staring at her. So I went and knelt beside her and told her not to worry and started helping her pick up the broken pieces.

After about a minute, the store manager came and knelt beside us and said,

“Leave it, we will clean this up.”

The lady, totally embarrassed said,

“I need to pay for all this first.”

The manager smiled, helped her to her feet and said,

“No ma’am, we have insurance for this, you do not have to pay anything!”

If you have read this far, I would like for you to give me a minute.

Wherever you are, close your eyes, and imagine God doing the same for you!

Collecting the pieces of your broken heart from all the blows life has thrown at you.

The bill for your faults, sin and folly has already been paid through the precious blood of Christ.

God will heal all your wounds. He wants to gently lift you to your feet again, clean up your mess, and pick up all the broken pieces. He wants to heal you! He wants to take care of your soul!

We can have that same insurance and it’s called GRACE! 🙏🙏🙏

Somebody say amen

God's ways are the best

A Prayerful Woman and a Doctor who Doesn't believe in God 🙏

Dr. Abraham, a well known cancer specialist, was once on his way to an important conference in another city where he was going to receive an award in the field of medical research.

He was excited about the award and so boarded a plane to the venue. However, two hours after the plane took off, it made an emergency landing at the nearest airport due to a technical problem.

Afraid that he would not make it in time to the conference, he immediately went to the reception to make enquiries. He found out that he would have to wait ten hours for the next flight to his destination! He rented a car and drove himself to the conference city which was four hours away.

Soon after he left, the weather changed and a heavy storm began.
The downpour made it difficult for him to see so he missed a turn he was supposed to take.

Driving in the heavy rain on a deserted road, feeling hungry and tired, he frantically began to look for any sign of civilization. He came across a small tattered house and knocked on the door. A beautiful lady opened the door. He explained his situation and wanted to use the lady's telephone but she had no telephone. She however asked him to come inside and wait till the weather improved. The doctor who was hungry and exhausted accepted the offer. The lady offered him something to eat and drink.

She asked him to join her in prayers but he declined. According to him, he believed in hard work, not in prayers! Sitting at the table and sipping his tea, the doctor watched the woman pray many times beside a baby's crib. Feeling that the woman might be in need of help, the doctor asked her what exactly she needed from God and asked if God ever listened to her prayers.

When he inquired of the child in the crib, the woman explained that her son was down with cancer. And they had been advised to see a doctor named Abraham who could cure him but she did not have enough money to afford his fees.
She said that God had not yet answered her prayers but said that God would create some way out one day. She added that she would not allow her fears to overcome her faith!

Stunned and speechless, Dr. Abraham began to weep!

He was forced to say out loud, "GOD IS GREAT" and recollected to the woman, all the sequence of bad events: malfunction on the plane, a thunderstorm and how he lost his way. All of which had happened because God answers prayers, wanted to give him a chance to come out of his bo***ge of materialistic career pursuit and give some time to a poor, helpless woman who had nothing but rich prayers!

Oh! What a God!

God may not answer your prayers YOUR WAY but he will always answer HIS way.

Behind the scenes, he will move men, the weather, events, circumstances, etc. in order to work out the best for you!

Do not stop trusting!
Do not stop hoping!

God is busy planning your dancing this coming year!

Hold on!
Hold out!

Look up daily!

This touched and still touches me. I hope it touches you too,