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Vera sidika imports bed for her kid from UK for 500,000.

Gabonese Military officers say they have taken power. They have annulled the results of Saturday's election, in which President Ali Bongo was declared the winner. The family has ruled Gabon for 53 years.

“We’re putting an end to the regime in place”

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President William Ruto chairs Cabinet meeting at State Lodge, Kakamega.

Fredrick Onyango a.ka K'ogalo who was shot in his house during demonstration on 12.07.2023 while in Marachi Estate in busia county and who was left with a bullet lodged in his spinal cord, has passed away.

RIP COMRADE

Immigration Department introduces night and weekend shifts to clear passport backlog. Kenyans can now apply for passports from 7am to 8:30pm from Monday to Sunday.

The value of 25 Worldcoin tokens (WLD) has dropped significantly since its launch in on July 24, 2023.

At launch, the value of 25 WLD was Sh7,786, but as of today, it is worth Sh4,500.

Students to pay Sh105,000 per year for online degrees from the Open University of Kenya, which was awarded a charter by President William Ruto and will be based in Konza metropolis, Machakos County

POLICE RECOVER MA*****NA CONSIGNMENT FROM A HEARSE

A consignment of 12 sacks of ma*****na was intercepted last night by police, as it was being transported to the port city of Kisumu in an hearse.

In the bizarre incident that stunned police officers manning a roadblock at Suo in Busia County, the product had been neatly arranged in the vehicle that is ordinarily used in the conveyance of the dead to the grave.

According to the officers, they had flagged down a white nissan van branded Rafiki Funeral Services-Othaya, for routine check up at around 7pm. The heavily tinted vehicle whose stereo was playing sombre tunes associated with escorting the departed, pulled over.

KDF recruitment kajiado county

ALL WINNERS IN EAST AFRICA SECONDARY SCHOOL GAMES 2023 HELD IN HUYE CITY RWANDA.

List of Champions- 2023.

⚽Soccer Boys

🏆St. Mary's School Kitende- Uganda
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⚽Soccer Girls
🏆 Kawempe Muslim- Uganda
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🏐 Volleyball Boys✅

🏆Namwela Secondary- Kenya.
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🏐 Volleyball Girls✅

🏆 Kwanthanze Secondary- Kenya
🇰🇪🇰🇪

⚾Netball

🏆St. Mary's School Kitende- Uganda.
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏀Basketball Boys 3x3

🏆Buddo Secondary from Uganda
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🏀Basketball Girls 3x3

🏆St. Mary's School Kitende from Uganda.
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏀Basketball Boys 5x5

🏆Buddo Secondary from Uganda
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏀 Basketball Girls 5x5

🏆St. Mary's School Kitende from Uganda.
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏑Hockey Boys

🏆Kakungulu School from Uganda
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏑 Hockey Girls

🏆Nyamira Girls from Kenya
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🤾‍♂️Handball Boys

🏆 Kakungulu School from Uganda
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🤾‍♀️Handball Girls

🏆Kawanda Secondary from Uganda.
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏈Rugby 7's✅

🏆Koyonzo Boys High- Kenya
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🏉Rugby 15's

🏆St. Mary's School, Kisubi- Uganda.
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏃‍♂️ Athletics Boys✅

🏆Kenya
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🏃‍♀️Athletics Girls

🏆Kenya✅
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🏓Table Tennis Girls

🏆Kibuli Secondary School from Uganda
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🏓Table Tennis Boys

🏆Kibuli Secondary School from Uganda
🇺🇬 🇺🇬

🎾Tennis Girls✅

🏆Kenya
🇰🇪🇰🇪

🎾Tennis Boys✅

🏆Kenya
🇰🇪🇰🇪

🏸 Badminton Boys✅

🏆Kenya
🇰🇪🇰🇪

🏸 Badminton Girls✅

🏆Kenya
🇰🇪🇰🇪

Africa on the 2023 World Athletics Championship Medal Table

1. Kenya 🇰🇪 - 10 medals (3🥇, 3🥈,4🥉)

2. Ethiopia 🇪🇹- 9 medals ( 2🥇, 4🥈, 3🥉)

3. Uganda 🇺🇬 - 2 medals (2🥇)

4. Morocco 🇲🇦 - 2 medal ( 1🥇,1🥉)

5. Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 - 1 medal (🥇)

6. Botswana 🇧🇼 - 2 (1🥈,1🥉)

Ni vizuri kupanda miti😂😂😂😂😂

Internship Opportunities Open At Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA)

Location : Nairobi, Meru, Garissa, Mombasa, Kakamega, Kisumu, Eldoret, Nakuru, Nyeri and Machakos
Deadline : 15/09/2023
Monthly Stipend: Degree- Ksh.25,000; Diploma Ksh.20,000

Requirements
1. Possession of a degree/diploma
2. Kenyan youth aged between 20 and 35 years;
3. Must have completed their training and graduated not earlier than 2018; and
4. Must have a recommendation/reference letter from University/College attended.

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Paid Internship Opportunities Open At The Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA) - Opportunities For Young Kenyans The Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA) stands as a pivotal State Corporation, established in accordance with the Kenya Roads Act of 2007 under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Roads and Transport. Its mandate revolves around the management, development, rehabilitation, and maintenance of National...

KRA will monitor mobile money transactions in real time, such as Lipa Na M-Pesa, to catch tax evaders who use mobile money to avoid paying taxes.

BRICS to officially abandon US Dollar for trade settlements.

Former WWE champion Bray Wyatt died Thursday at the age of 36, WWE chief content officer Paul "Triple H" Levesque announced on social media.

Following Khaligraph's request to all Tanzania rappers, Rosa Ree has responded to him with a dis track.

CS Kithure Kindiki terms Nyayo House passport centre a crime scene vowing decisive action to dismantle cartels as backlog soars very SOON

Court orders Standard Media Group to pay Ksh6.5 million for defaming former cop Linda okello.

Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua promises to slaughter 50 cows for Rongai residents to celebrate defeat of former Rongai MP Raymond Moi, son of the late former President Daniel Arap Moi.

BRICS membership (GDP):

🇧🇷 Brazil: $2.08 trillion
🇷🇺 Russia: $2.06 trillion
🇮🇳 India: $3.74 trillion
🇨🇳 China: $19.37 trillion
🇿🇦 South Africa: $399 billion

Join BRICS starting from January 1st, 2024:

🇦🇷 Argentina: $641 billion
🇪🇬 Egypt: $387 billion
🇪🇹 Ethiopia: $156 billion
🇮🇷 Iran: $367 billion
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: $1.06 trillion
🇦🇪 UAE: $499 billion

Total: $30.76 trillion (30% of the global economy)

Bobi Wine announces NUP countrywide tour as party seeks to paint Uganda red in new . The party will also open offices in Busoga, Ankole, Rwenzori, Bugisu and West Nile regions. Tour to begin on 28th, August in Mbarara.

Kenya's government is planning to legalize the interception of phone calls, emails, and other electronic communications, in a bid to fight money laundering and terrorism financing.

TikTok's CEO, Shou Zi Chew, has committed to collaborating with Kenyan Authorities by forming a joint team to moderate TikTok in accordance with government guidelines. Furthermore, he has pledged to set up a local office in Kenya and increase the employment of Kenyan individuals.

ALL POLICE roadblocks across the country to be removed from November 1, Interior CS Kithure Kindiki announces.

Kenya Medical Research Institute (KEMRI) Recruiting

-Office Assistants [7 Posts]
-Driver [4 Posts]
-Cook
-Accountant [2 Posts]
-Administrative Officer [2 Posts]
-Assistant Office Administrator [2 Posts]
-Senior Assistant Office Administrator
-Clinical Officer [4 Posts]
-Senior Clinical Officer
-Senior Nursing Officer
-Legal Officer
-Research Administrator

Closing Date -11th September, 2023

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66 Vacancies Open At Kenya Medical Research Institute (KEMRI) - Opportunities For Young Kenyans KEMRI has built a strong professional team of over 4,000 employees deployed across the country. We have created a favorable work environment with able mentors who ensure talent is developed. We have also been ranked among the top Research organisations in Africa in research out put. If you experienc...

Habits that define an African:

(1) Reserving a special chair in the house for the husband.

(2) Wife sleeping next to the wall

(3) Keeping brooms behind the door.

(4) When you get rich, people say you have a secret bedroom where no one enters.

(5) When you become old you are suspected to be a witch.

(6) When you take a bath, they will ask you if you are going somewhere.

(7) Keeping some utensils aside specifically for visitors.

(8)Counting pieces of meat to ensure they are served equally.

(9) No natural death occurs in Africa. Your enemy is always the cause.

(10) Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM.

(11) Marrying a beautiful lady is equated to marrying a pr******te.

(12) Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house.

(13) There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are reserved for the husband e.g gizzard.

(14) Buying new clothes when there is a festival

(15) When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger to test whether it is working despite the previous user having used the same microphone.

(16) Sweeping the whole compound even when some parts are not dirty.

(17)Looking left and right when crossing one way road.

(18) Keeping an empty plastic bottle after drinking the water for future use

(19).Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.

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Kirinyaga Woman Rep. Njeri Maina airlifted to a hospital in Nairobi after chaos rocked her meeting in Kerugoya Town.

Manchester United mutually agree with Mason Greenwood that he will recommence his career away from Old Trafford.

Day 2 Rugby

7s

~ Vihiga Boys (KE) 27 Makerere 0 (UG)

Rugby 15s

~ Butula Boys (KE) 26 King's College 6 (UG)

Somalia Bans TikTok And Telegram

Kenyans have criticized Diana Maria's dress code that she chose during her family's photoshoot.