Musee

I miss

I miss the smell of a book whiffing through its pages. Like a lover invading your space; every breath leaves you desiring more. And with the great ones, the ones you become addicted to; it’s like before they leave you, they give you a little glance making sure you understand they conquered you.

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Fun days!

Sad days!

Some days!

Sun days!

Sexy days!

In door days!

Rainy days!

Love days!

Me days!

You days!

Us days!

Those days, I miss!!!



I miss me!

I miss you!

I miss him!

I miss her!

I miss you!

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I wish at 18, I could tell my younger self that things would be easier. But at 28, you still fail exams and laugh them off. At 38, you hardly remember them because life in itself is a continuous list of questions undone without any marking scheme. At 48, only your experience leads the way, and at 58, you flow with the tide — everything has always seemed to work out.

Sometimes I write about random things like failing my Swahili KCPE exam and wondering where in the real world we communicate using methalis like chovya chovya … hujaza … Damn! Some things never grow old - Swahili has never been my cup of tea

I’m always late to the party but it doesn’t meant it stops ~ just gets better! Happy halloween 🎃

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Similar to cold showers, going to hospitals is always a last resort. I’d rather dig my own grave than trudge towards Mater or Aga khan. I’m the kind of guy who says they’re fine. I’ll look you straight on and lie through the lenses of my blood-red bulging eyes. Fam, my body might be as wrecked as a car rammed head-on by a train but I’d still insist I’m okay. Even cavemen rode out their ailments toxin by toxin. And this is before they discovered fire. Perhaps that is the reason I can’t date a doctor or a nurse. We’d be as incompatible as a kabambe trying to use a type C charger — musee it’s never going to happen!

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Bubi Ngwashe

On normal days, when you’ve left your socks all over the place, you know the vault is safe as she punches your space with fiery words angered at your audacity. Babe, do you think my work is to collect your dirty laundry all the time? Don’t pass these genes to our future kids!

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Bubi Ngwashe - bitter-sweet relationship - Musee Each relationship is hard. Hard like when you’re 7 years old and your mum and dad make you choose whom between the two you’ll live with

My words are my babies; my way of opening up. So limiting them seems to be in the same boat as killing babies. But if she asks; I never said that. Don’t kill my vibe.

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Wozzup fam! Long time since I blessed you with wittiness. That being said here’s some piece of advice for boyfriends or wannabe boyfriends.

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My words are my babies; my way of opening up. So limiting them seems to be in the same boat as killing babies. But if she asks; I never said that. Don’t kill my vibe.

………………

Wozzup fam! Long time since I blessed you with wittiness. That being said here’s some piece of advice for boyfriends or wannabe boyfriends.

PS: It’s somewhere between the lines. Have a read! Link on bio.

And btw there’s a puzzle within the article. The first person to get the answer or the most creative person gets a prize. Winner on Tuesday. DM your creative juices!!!

More incentive to share, subscribe and follow my socials 😉

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