Sam Gax

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Nimeokoka

I have came to realize that i didn't came to this world intentionally. I was pushed 😬 😬 😬

K**a umepewa goodnight mbili unisaidie na Moja😒🤤

It was very sad for a family to loose such a huge giant. Let me pass my heartfelt condolences to the family of Goliath who was killed by David

Ni msemo gani uliosoma nyuma ya lorry🚛 ukabaki ukicheka😂😂😹😹

Davido is 32
Wizkid is 35
TU face is 40
32+35+40=107
Now look at this!
Ronaldo is 38
Messi is 37
Okocha is 40
40+38+37=115
NIGERIA is 7 letters
USA 3 letters
7+3=10
The truth is I don't even know the meaning of this post....
I just want to waste your time, but if e pain you too much, come beat me I'm in my house.😂😂.

Nimedanganya bae🧕 wangu naeda kutembelea beshte yngu nikaeda kwa bibi👰 ya neighbor coz ameniambia bwanake🧍 hayuko. Kidogo kidogo mlango ikabishwa akaniambia niingie chini y kitanda coz bwanake amerudy. Mm teke teke dio hyo had chini y kitanda. Huyo jamaa akatuma bibi yake soko kununua supper🍲. After bibi kweda ak**ake call akaabia hyo mtu akuje coz bibi yke ameeda. Huyo dem akakuja alfu wakakulana. Mlango ikabishwa akaabia hyo dem aingie chini y kitanda coz bibi yake amerudy👰. Huyo dem akaingia chini ya bed kumbe ni bibi🧕 yangu had sai tuko chini ya bed tumevuriana hakuna mwenye anaongea na mwengine

My prayers goes to anyone who is looking for a Job & Bussiness Capital.
May your phone ring for good news

What law did u break in school
No dating💑😙
No fighting🥷
No late coming⏰
No phones😂

Naweza wapea 💦🍑🥒lakini nyinyi mtanitangaza😩

Umetulia tu na pombe yako kwa
club Kidogo landlord anakutext
"Kula bibi yako polepole
Aki kenya

Kuna day fulani hapo tukiwa primary tulichinja
kuku na tukapika chapo jioni.
Sa next day lazima ningebeba lunch nikienda
chuo,,, alafu lunch-box ilikua kasuku ya kimbo,,,
simnajua tu hizo siku,,, kupata chapo ama nyama😋🍗🍗
ya kuku ilikua balaa.
Nakumbuka hadi chopi wa daro Opiyo
alinifanyiaga assignment ndo nimsort ikifika
lunch.
Naye prefect Maina akanitoa kwa list ya noise
makers.
Madem wote daro walikua wangu hio siku.
Mpaka Ann akadai nikue chali yake😁😁.
Sa vile ilifika lunch kila mtu nilikuwa nime
promise alikuja.. Kufunua kasuku nikafaint....
Kumbe nilibeba Mafuta ya
kupika😂😂🤣😂

Poverty has convinced some women that if a man doesn't give her money, he doesn't love her.

Unapigwa heartbreak Hadi unaclick katikati ya maombi 💔🤣🤣🤣😂💔
saitani

Dem ka unajua unavaa kiatu number 40,,🤨,then ujue wwe c baby girl,,,wwe n dangamanya🙄🙄🙄

Mapenzi ya ploti huanzia wapi😁😂😅

mimi naeza kupea umwage adi laana💦

Moi Day was renamed Huduma day, Huduma day was renamed Utamaduni Day. Let's celebrate the countrie's rich cultural diversity and Heritage and promote National unity, Remember to pray for one another, God Bless Kenya 🥰🙏

Ushawai nyimwa mwezi mzima🤔🤔🤔kisa na maana hujalipia🙄🙄🙄aki okoa jahazi wewe😹😹😹

𝑅𝐼𝑁𝐺𝐴 𝑁𝐴 𝐽𝐼𝑁𝐴 𝐿𝐴 𝐾𝐴𝑁𝐼𝑆𝐴 𝑌𝐴𝐾𝑂

😋😋😋😋

Wanaume wengine wakuanga faster kutoa 👙bra na panty lakini kutoa pesa ni k**a mkono imeshikwa na kifafa

Juzu nimeona Atwoli kwa Beach house akiponda raha uko Kilifi, Murathe naye ndio huyu👇 anakula soft life uko Dubai. Mahasla nao wameambiwa wangoje next harvest waone k**a bei ya Unga itashuka chini. Bei ya fuel wameachia Mungu. This earth is hard! 😊😊

𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄: 𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝟕𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐂𝐓
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏
Iam sorry leo nimechelewa sana but please usininyime LIKE weka hapo chini tukisonga.
Twende kazi...
Kumbe Buya baada ya kuibiwa simu na wallet haina pesa,alikuja akalala kwa mti huku chini..Now listen,sai ni asubuhi Buya ameamshwa tu na kelele za nyuni ama ndege lakini ajabu ni kuwa,mwanaume amelia usiku kucha. Akiimagine yale amepitia for the couple of days,anadondokwa na machozi na ukiona mwanaume anafika place analia kimya kimya,manze ujue amefika mwisho. Maskini Buya!

Dida na yeye hata usiku hakulala,aliamkia kwao kumuona babake,lakini kufika kwa gate akakutana na nini? HOUSE FOR SALE,nyumba yao ishawekwa kwenye mnada na gate imefungwa. Dida alionekana na mwenye analinda huku,akamuuliza unatakaje msichana? Dida akamwambia nimekuja kumuona babangu anaitwa Buya. Mlinzi akamwambia huyo mzee sidhani k**a atarudi huku tena,alikua hapa siku kadhaa zimepita na sioni k**a atarudi. Dida sasa ataanzia wapi? All in all tuzidi kutembea.

Kwa Kokan,Sultana ndio anaamka akafungua...aa sorry haezi fungua macho,wakati anaamka kumbe Kokan pia na yeye hakulala alikaa tu hapo akimuangalia. Sultana akashuku anaangaliwa na Kokan,akamuuliza mbon unaniangalia? Kokan akamwambia usijali ni venye napenda tu nikikuangalia. Kokan ashatengeneza chai iko tayari hata ashapika vitumbua na Sultana anapenda sana vitumbua. Kokan alianza kujitetea,akaambia Sultana,mimi nataka nikupe kila kitu hii dunia yoooote hata sitataka kujua watu k**a akina sam Gax wataishi wapi lakini kila kitu hii dunia nataka iwe yako hadi ujue nakupenda k**a kipenzi changu bali si kakangu 🤣🤣yani kuna uongo ingine hii dunia lakini ya Sultana imezidi.

Kumbe Buya na yeye wakati aliamka alikuja kwake akaona wueh nyumba imeekwa FOR SALE na hii ina maana wamepitana tu na Dida kwa ukaribu tena. Mlinzi alikuja akamuuliza mzee kuna nini tena? Mlinzi akamkumbuka huyu ni Buya,akamwambia mzee kuna msichana ametoka tu hapa sai akisema anakutafuta. Buya akamwambia mwana

Secondary school best friend u will never forget 🥰🥰😍😍🥺

Jina gani ya Dem ukisikia unajua uyo Dem Ni Mali xafi.😢🤣🤣🤣

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A man was paid to paint outside chemist.... Before lunch he painted DAWA YA KUMA and went for his lunch....


When he came back he found over 50 ladies standing outside the chemist..he never said a word bt continued to paint and wrote DAWA YA KUMALIZA WADUDU

Lakini watu hutoa wapi nguvu ya kuenda vct,, mi kuna siku nilienda kupimwa, nikawa sasa nangoja results, nikajiambia nizurure inje kidogo,juu ya uoga😁😁 nilijikuta nimezurura mpaka nyumbani,😂😂,, hadi leo sijai rudi huko kuchukua matokeo😆😆

Sema jina ya pombe unatumianga wagenge wakuambie bei yake 🤣🤣🤣
Whiskey ni ngapi wakuu

That's bee🐝 how bee🐝 to keep bee🐝 a fool bee🐝 busy bee🐝
READ without bee's 🤣🤣

Uko na namba ya mother in law ama bado unadanganywa mom amekusalimia🙄😂

Safaricom wamefanya Ile kitu🙆, unaeza pima weight yako ukiitumia smu yko, simama ju ya simu yako urukie mara tatu..

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