Lara's Construction Company Ltd

CURRENT RESIDENTIAL PROJECT AT MICOUD

CURRENT RESIDENTIAL PROJECT AT MICOUD

CURRENT RESIDENTIAL PROJECT AT SAVANNES BAY

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:
I knew a guy who operated a roller for a living. He was quite good with flattery.

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

A construction worker named John Smith had an accident at work and died.
His co-workers don't know who is going to tell John's wife that he died.

After a lot of arguing they decide that Jack should bring the news.

After an hour Jack returns with two crates of beer. Everyone asks him how he got them.

Jack says, "I knocked on the door and a woman opened it. I asked: Are you John Smith's widow?"

The woman answered, "No, I'm his wife!"

Jack responded, "You want to bet two crates of beer that you're not?"

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

While constructing a house, which building has the least weight?
It most definitely is a lighthouse.

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:
Why did it take so long for the construction worker to propose to his partner?
He was building up to it 🤣😂🤣

In light of the inclement weather system approaching, we at Lara's Construction would like to take the time out to provide some useful tips to be well prepared for a storm or hurricane.

1. Make sure to have a supply of clean drinking water.
2. Stock up on dry and canned foods.
3. Have an operating radio, flashlight or candles at hand and ensure all devices are fully charged.
4. Ensure you have a supply of medication, especially for persons with health conditions.
5. Have a supply of personal hygiene products and a first aid kit handy.
6. Trim your over hanging branches and remove any loose objects that may pose a hazard when strong winds approach.
7. Examine drainage at home and ensure that the water flows freely away to prevent localized flooding.
8. Have a family evacuation plan and know where your nearest emergency shelter is located. Also have a packed emergency bag to grab and go.
Please ensure everyone remains safe and secure in this time. May God protect and be with us all.

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:
How was I able to cleanly cut a log of wood in two equal halves just by looking at it?

I simply 🪚 it...👀 🤣😂🤣

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

I told the carpenter the client didn't want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

What did the construction worker say when the client said his work was dangerously poisonous?

Reply: "I did asbestos I could."

Celebrating MOM 🌸💕

Mom #32- Kaygianna Toussaint Charlery

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

What did the foreman say when he realized that his workers were stealing things from the site?
I can't believe I missed it, but the signs were pretty clear.

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

Why does the nail always have a headache?
Because it gets hammered every single day.

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

Why did the painter come to work wearing two jackets when it's not even cold outside?

Because the head contractor advised him to always put two coats.

We now accept Visa card payments for all material purchases and equipment services.

At Lara's Construction Company Ltd we offer the following services:
-Roller Service @ $120 per hr and a 4 hrs minimum rate of $480
-Backhoe Service @ $140 per hr and a 4 hrs minimum rate of $560
-Excavator Service @ $200 per hr and a 4 hrs minimum rate of $800
-Wrecker Service all depends on the distance and location.
-Trucking Service all depends on the distance and location.

Roller and Excavator Service also comes with a charge for mobilization and that all depends on the distance and location.

Make Lara's Construction Company Ltd your choice for all your equipment and construction needs!

We are accepting applications for a qualified truck/ heavy equipment driver at Lara's Construction Company Ltd. Any interested candidates please send your resume to [email protected] or contact our offices at 726-2600 to leave your information. Thank You 🙂

We are accepting applications for qualified carpenters and also semi- skilled laborers at Lara's Construction Company Ltd. Any interested candidates please send your resume to [email protected] or contact our offices at 726-2600 to leave your information. Thank You 🙂

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

What would you say if a construction company hires a lot of dwarves as their employees?
I would surely say that they are very short-staffed.😅

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

Why was the contractor discharged after being accused of murder?
They just couldn't find any concrete evidence 😅

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

My brother gave up his job of being a radio DJ. He took up a new job as a railway construction worker. Talk about a career change, but I guess he just couldn't give up his love for laying tracks 😂🤣😂😅

On this edition of Tuesday Laughs:

Did you know that the Pentagon was originally supposed to be an Octagon?
It's true, but the contractor just kept cutting corners 🤣🤣🤣