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Insecure Zimbabwean Man asks court to divorce wife because she's too beautiful 😢😢😭

A heartbroken Zimbabwe man left the court in stitches after revelations that he no longer wants his wife Hilda Mleya(30) anymore because she is too beautiful.

Arnold Masuka (40) the complainant made his sensational claims before the courts in Zimbabwe.

It is reported that Masuka was divorcing his wife because of her beauty which was giving him sleepless nights.

The situation had got so bad he was afraid of going to work or leaving her alone as he feared she would be snatched by other men.

The Zimbabwe court said it was it first time to handle such a case.

Masuka reportedly decided to use the court to separate with his wife after realising that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in Gokwe.

Speaking to journalists, he told the court that his wife smiles all the time and he fears this might draw attention from other man

Amahoro stadium, the main football stadium in , is undergoing a major transformation that will lift it up among the biggest and arguably the most modern in the continent.

By the end of 2024 stadium 🏟️ will be reopen.

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China build a drone mobile toilet which allow people to call it any time they want to use it from anywhere & at any time. In Liberia 🇱🇷 this can be stolen within 7 minutes.

It's perfectly normal to be yourself!

Refuse to become a victim of your circumstances and give a lift to your potentials each and every day against the wish of any obstacle you encounter!

Imagine!

Why we celebrate Hakimis win

Story of Emmanuel Eboué

Emmanuel Eboué, who had a €20 million career earnings went broke after his ex wife won custody of their kids and ownership of all his assets and She managed all his financial affairs. He was homeless after being kicked out of his house. He later contemplated su!c!de, but later got rescued financially by his football friends and well wishers.

This is the same thing that was going to happen to Hakimi if his assets and properties were in his name.

Chelsea lost three and drew one of their last five games. The Blues haven't scored in four consecutive games. Brighton scored 12 goals in their last five games. They won won three, lost one and drew one of their last five games.

Chelsea host Brighton this afternoon!!

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 833 official career goals.

Ronaldo Nazario and Thierry Henry scored 832 goals combined😳

🚨🛩️ | 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄: Luis Enrique

Luis Enrique has arrived in London today in order to discuss with Chelsea — he’s one of the candidates 🔵🇪🇸

ℹ️ The favorite candidate remains Julian Nagelsmann since Sunday, as talks over project will continue this week.

◉ Luis Enrique, landed in England as called.

◉ He’d love to try an experience in the Premier League — and he’d be 100% keen on possible Chelsea job.

◉ Still no contacts with Pochettino or other options.

Sometime just keep ur mouth 👄 close
When good things coming happen

Please avoid morning weed😐 my neighbor drop his children in his office and drove🚗 himself to school😂😂😂

Love the people that love you, Bless and let go of the rest.

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about. - Preston