Daea joh

the hardest prison to escape is in your mind.

I know that your going somewhere, but don't rush take your time.

when i die, don't be on my timeline posting “this can't be true”..i'll block you!😎

When a man walks away from a fight it doesn't make him a coward, it's a sign of wisdom

''An active p***s is a blessing to the family''

Nzoona izi koma?

REMINDER.
Nothing will change unless you change

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of really cool things, so try to have lots of money even if someone will get betrayed while at it.

Nobody cares about you unless you are beautiful, rich, famous, dead or Judas.

Chibadwireni sindinaonepo wa police wankazi ali oyembekezera kapena tiziti amaikira mazira 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
A malawi koma

you are single because you dress like a parent 😄😄😄👏👏👏

Akutelo

If you don't build your dreams someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Despite zebra being beautiful the donkey was taken home.

Tanthauzo

Nkhwangwa ija anaitengela panyumba😂😂😂😂😂

My first flight was from a Mango tree to the ground 🙄🙁
Ndipo tilipo gulu😂😂😂

Kuzisunga Kumathera at the age of 23, kwinako kumakhala
Kusowa Banja 🤣🤣
Fact

👩: Bea uli m'maso?


🧔 : Ayi ndili mphuno!

Amalawi tatopadi ndikutha kuona😀😀😂😂

When somethings go wrong, take a moment to be thankful for many things that are doing well.

I was about to drop an EP this year but due to some circumstances I decided to drop singles....

Tikuyamba ndi forget.....
December yomweyi.

Don't envy!

• Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job.

• Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50.

• While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years.

• Someone is still single, while someone from his school group has become grandfather.

• Obama retired at 55 & Trump started at 70.

• Everyone in this world works based on their time zone.

• People around you might seem ahead of you & some might seem to be behind you.

• But everyone is running their own race, in their own time.

• Do not envy them.

• They are in their time zone, and you are in yours.

So, relax.

You're not late.
You're not early.
You are very much on time.

Wandipempha ndalama ndakuuza ndilibe, nde ukukwiya. Iweyo uli nayo?😩😞

Mulakwisatu a Ras aaaa😂

Nakopela waka 😂😂😂

Never post your achievements💵💸💰💼post alcohol and jokes 😂so they think you have no future.people hate progress these days ✊

Mawu

Zafika poti munthu kukupasa 2pin suzamuyiwala moyo wako onse

Walemba izi sakunama iii!😞😞😶😶

"Opportunity comes once in a lifetime"

I don't believe in these words...

•🎵 :If music is a drug then ,who's your dealer 💊💉❤️‍🩹🥺

Have money you will see that weekends are not for laundry
Akutelo..😂😂

If a rich man is called sugar daddy what is a poor man called? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

nkazi akati ''Can you do me a favour'' mantha amandigwila aaah...

Ati madalitso ena amabwela ukapereka mimba 😕

Boys ikutelo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

We're just tired individuals trying to survive all our struggles in life, May we all heal from our silent battles be kind 🍂

I can't believe that i was naked when i was born, those nurses must have seen everything💔

TATTOOS are better than LOVE, because they hurt once & stay forever. 💯