Sir Teacher, The Man Himself

"Ziliro my niece, you are too young to understand anything about love...".............
"Uncle, you are the only parent and relative I have..."
COMING SOON...
This coming Sunday at Likuni Boys Secondary School in NASFEST Regional competition... Mvera CDSS is coming with another master piece, if you know you know. By Sir Teacher, The Man Himself

If you are watching Zodiac TV at least you might have watched "The Monster" by Sir Teacher, The Man Himself now there are three scripts awaiting production: "The Family Implosion", "The Road to 2025" and the "Staccato of Marriage". Which one do you think will be the best between the three?

Another play in the making. "THE IMPLOSION" Written by Sir Teacher, The Man Himself

I can't be happier than this. The Monster, the play that I wrote which was one of the national finalists has been spotted by The United Nations. I'm really humbled with this news, I thought it was the end of the road, for this I praise the Lord.

I will buy data or send cash worth a one week data bundle to the first person who will get this question correctly. Mention the title of my play which had the following quote: "People are the best judges of other's sins and excellent attorneys in defending their own sins."

LESSONS FROM KASUNGU WHERE ELEPHANTS HAVE KILLED A MAN (May his soul rest in peace).
1. Don't follow what is bigger than you which is none of your business.
The deceased was neither the owner of the elephant nor a game ranger and not even a zoologist but joined the band wagon which followed the elephant (I don't know for what reasons). End result, he has been killed and jeopardized those innocent souls from his family who were relying on him. Sometimes we join castigating or gossiping about people be it leaders, politicians, bosses and neighbours and of course teachers (to my students) who are far above our level that if they unleash their terror we can't even defend ourselves as was the case in the elephant saga.
2. Minding others business instead of your own may anger those who are minding their own business.
The elephants did not terrorize the village, they were minding their own business and did not interfere with people's business. However, you see the villagers following behind. Imagine, the report says they were not chasing them but "following them". It was this mere act that infuriated the wrath of one of elephants that had had enough of this intrusion. So, decided to teach a crush lesson on the topic "Mind your own business". Some of the stories we are busy sharing, commenting, condemning and judging will one day teach us a bitter lesson as in the elephant episode.
3. Some simple ignoring of the things around can save your life.
Imagine if the deceased upon seeing the elephants pass nearby if he just watched and ignore them to go their way, he would have been alive with some memories to share to his children and probably grandchildren in future. Not every thing you see is worthy your close attention somethings are meant to just pass by and be ignored lest they cost you something that can never be compensated. The Black Missionaries and the legendary Billy Kaunda sang, "Ukayenda siya phazi mulomo iyayi uzakusatila..." (When you travel leave a footprint not your mouth for it will follow you..)

Let's learn to bite what we can chew.

OUR JOURNEY IS SHORT TOGETHER
Over the years of walk, work, school, church and life in general we encounter people who humiliate us, torture us, insult us, redicle us, hate us, accuse us and implicate us for no reason at all. I, personally have encountered such things from relatives, friends, workmates, dependants and even my own students as a teacher. Well, mostly when such things happen I choose to stay quite and live as if I don't know what they do and say behind my back. With this attitude very few people if any know the kind of a person that I am. Most think that I am just a door mat because I don't answer back, well, let me remain that way in their blinded thinking. I usually remain subtle because some things are not worthy fighting for all talking back. We have just met temporarily and our journey together is very short as we have different destinations. Let's focus on our destination engaging in some arguments and discussion can make us lose our focus and mis our destination. Just know your destination and what you want in life devoid of what is being done or said against you. We are all passengers going to different destination in a train called life. Let no noise distract you, know where you are going. Answering back sometimes will take you nowhere. Have blessed moments and do more to give others more to talk about you and waste their time as you progress far ahead of them.

Let's finish by saying Congratulations to Ephraim Simenti and Michael Musiyapo for making it to LUANAR

Tikupitiliza... Gilberta Chibwe, Ephrida Mtambalika and Rafick Sendeza congratulations for making it to UNIMA

We have started, Congratulations to Wisdom Kamwendo and Ephraim Chinthunzi for making it to MUBAS. Congratulations Mwayiwawo Chessah, Hanifa Chiwalo, Joyce Kwatitsani and Praise Ng'ombe for making it to Mzuni... Still waiting for UNIMA, LUANAR and KUHES. MUST zativuta this year

Accept the position they put you in today and use it as a testimony tomorrow after disposition.

This month is not joking

Made new friends at Kawangwi CDSS, thanks Kawangwi CDSS you were a good vibe to me and the entire team 💥💥💥💥

CCAPSO ON THE MOVE

We did our best... My dear boys and girls you impressed me and congratulations for reaching National finals and finishing 12th being your first time is not a joke. You wrestled against Giants and monsters.

I will remain underrated, undermined, sidelined, suppressed, despised but that won't change my value, I'm priceless and there is no other me than me. I'm the limited edition and a rare brand designed by my creator.

It's heart breaking to lose a colleague whom we worked together for a number of years at Dwambazi CDSS. Rest in peace Madam Mrs Cynthia Banda.

Listening to Lucius Chiccio Banda's Enemy of the state it's when you can appreciate that Soldier is not an ordinary musician. Much respect Soldier Lucius Chiccio Banda

Exhausted

Nothing more that I enjoy than night ride unfortunately am going nowhere 😊😊😊

When your published paper is read by your own professor is always a fulfilling joy and energizing.

When Sir Teacher, The Man Himself thinks about what to write next

If you know, you know, it is happening tomorrow at Mvera Secondary School multi-purpose Hall before we take it to Chayamba Secondary School for ATEM division competition. Watch the space

Something worthy participating as a teacher of English

CHECK THE TIME... This is just a mere short story which I wrote as any other short stories or plays or even poems that I have been writing. It has nothing to do with me. I clarify this because there are lies speculating that I have been picked and arrested by the police based on this short story. I have not been arrested nor even summoned to any police whatsoever.

I'm already in love with my new play even before it is acted on the stage. I think is a bomb just as it's predecessors; "The Invisible Revenge" and "Congregation of the Saints". It will be released on 4th February to safeguard it from being copied.

THE TALE OF MY UNCLE a play written and directed by Sir Teacher, The Man Himself is going to be performed live at Mvera Secondary School Hall this coming Saturday

Another play loading... While THE TALE OF MY UNCLE is almost ready and coming out this month

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NATIONAL COUNCIL FOR HIGHER EDUCATION (NCHE)

VENUES AND DATES FOR 2022/23 HARMONISED PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES SELECTION SENSITISATION SESSIONS FROM 8.30 AM AT EACH VENUE

NORTHERN AREA- TEAM 1

Chitipa Chitipa Sec. School 14/03/2022

Karonga Maghemo Secondary School 15/03/2022

Rumphi Rumphi Sec. School 16/03/2022

Mzimba North Ekwendeni CDSS 17/03/2022

Mzuzu City Luwinga Sec. School 18/03/2022

Mzuzu City Katoto Sec. School 19/03/2022

B NORTH CENTRAL - TEAM 2

NkhataBay DCs office 14/03/2022

Mzimba Munjiri CDSS 15/03/2022

Kasungu Chankhanga CDSS 16/03/2022

Nkhotakota Nkhotakota Sec. School 17/03/2022

Salima Salima Sec. School 18/03/2022

Lilongwe Kamuzu College of Nursing (KCN) 19/03/2022

C CENTRAL AREAS - TEAM 3

Dowa Dowa Sec. School 14/03/2022

Ntchisi Ntchisi Sec. School 15/03/2022

Mchinji Mchinji Sec. School 16/03/2022

Dedza Umbwi Sec. School 17/03/2022

Lilongwe Mitundu Sec. School 18/03/2022

Lilongwe Lilongwe TTC 19/03/2022

D CENTRAL SOUTH - TEAM 4

Ntcheu Ntcheu Sec. School 14/03/2022

Balaka Balaka Sec. School 15/03/2022

Mangochi Mangochi Sec. School 16/03/2022

Machinga Machinga TTC1 17/03/2022

Zomba Domasi DCE 18/03/2022

Zomba Zomba Urban Sec. School 19/03/2022

E SOUTH AREAS - TEAM 5

Phalombe Phalombe Sec. School 14/03/2022

Mulanje Mulanje Sec. School 15/03/2022

Thyolo Thyolo Sec. School 16/03/2022

Blantyre KUHeS (College of Medicine) 17/03/2022

Blantyre Lunzu Sec. School 18/03/2022

Chiradzulu Chiradzulu Sec. School 19/03/2022

F SOUTH AREAS - TEAM 6

Mwanza Mwanza Sec. School 14/03/2022

Neno Chiwale Sec. School 15/03/2022

Nsanje Nsanje Sec. School 16/03/2022

Chikwawa Chikwawa Sec. School 17/03/2022

Blantyre Blantyre Sec. School 18/03/2022

Blantyre Bangwe (Green Malata) Sec. School 19/03/2022

These sensitisation sessions aim at giving the prospective candidates, parents and guardians an opportunity to interface with the teams from the six public universities and NCHE in order for them to learn about programmes being offered, make

CHECK THE TIME

BY Wongani Kings Chidumula, Sir Teacher, The Man Himself
Do you ask me how I became like this? Oh no, it wasn’t in the prison where I was arrested on treason allegations. Surely by that time I was already oriented into this. You are too impatient my friend and you ask me a lot of questions than the number of your hair on your head. I will answer all but first check the time. Okay, so I still have some time to explain.
It’s not what you think my friend. Did you say I still have time to explain? Very well then, you wouldn’t believe how the case was handled. I didn’t do as it was alleged but there was more than what meets the eye. It all started sometime when I was still a student at Multi Technique of Science and Technology. No, this is not a foreign college. It is one of the five constituent colleges of University of Mwakhaula. Yes I mean our own public university but you must be patient because you intervene too much. Yes, it was when my mesho was murdered by the country’s security personnel in the pretext of su***de.
Yes, there you are right. It was not su***de, that student who was murdered was not only my roommate but also a friend and really my intimate friend. I had all the information not only of my friend’s secret agency but also the involvement of the police in his death. A part from what he personally told me in the eve of his death, I also had the recordings and documents of his agency which were stored in my flash disc as his was corrupted by viruses.
You say you don’t understand how this had to do with my arrest? Yes you ought to be. But first let us see if we still have time. You say, ten minutes to time? Then, I will have to omit some of the details. What I have to do now is to hit the nail on the head and call a spade by its name. I was arrested on treason charges because of what I knew about the death of my friend whom the police said that he had thrown himself from one of the tallest buildings on the campus which was contrary to the post-mortem results carried by the senior pathologist, Dr. Tinena Zoona.
You ask how the police knew that I had all the information. There are two possible ways, first it was because I was also a member of the secret agency, and a close friend of late Roosevelt and his roommate. The second one is that I wrote an article titled, NO SECRET UNDER THE SUN which I posted on the college’s notice board.
Is there still time? Please check the time first. In that article I just exposed the plain truth that led to the murder of my friend Roosevelt. Since the publication of that article, our principal called me and warned that I should nullify the article in the guise of it being fiction.
It was after I had refused his proposal when he said that I have to be prepared for the worst. It didn’t take days but hours for the police to arrive on the campus. Just in a flash of a second, I was found in handcuffs. My arrest was as fast as a lightning even though my truth remained as inevitable as death.
My friend, would you please check the time again? Oh please check the time. Well then, since everyman must carry his own cross. I was ready to face the music. So, after my failure to comply with their intimidation, they snatched my flash drive and promise not to say anything on the matter. It was when they said I will be charged with treason. Anyway, that aside, the issue was how I became a homosexual or what so ever.
My friend, I am hearing them. What time is it now? Check the time. I don’t want to be implicated again. Well, that doesn’t really matter now. You know that our system is very corrupt and can you grant that? Very well then. I never thought of myself to be in this situation till the time I went to get my visa for my masters. The foreign embassy could not produce it in time. So, I was forced by circumstances to seek for minister of foreign Affairs intervention.
Oh my friend, that will be against time for me to explain everything. Check the time first. Well, the minister assured to assist me one on one condition. No, the condition was that I do sleep with him. He is not the only one who is a bisexual in the cabinet. Yes I accepted as I was so desperate losing my prestigious scholarship abroad.
Then I think I started enjoying it and whenever he went abroad he would secretly invite me for this filthy act. In short, I got used. So, you see my friend, it wasn’t surprising for me to be dubiously released from the prison and my charges dropped because the former minister of justice fell in love with me. I’m sorry, I will continue next time for more.
Check your time, its only seconds remaining. I have to go and I will explain why homosexuality is slowly gaining roots in our beloved Mukhaula country. See you later friend.

CHECK THE TIME
Coming soon...
Another Short story written by Sir Teacher, The Man Himself