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DOCTOR : NDE MWATI MULI NDI THENDA YOSACHEDWA KUGWA MU CHIKONDI?

ME : YES MY LOVE

GOOD NIGHT

Teacher : can u spell the word Chips

Me : Cha Ndalama Zingati?
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NGATI MA HAND BAG MUK*TENGA PA NGONGOLE NDE ZOIKAMO MUKAZITENGA K*T ?

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FIRST 11 YA CITY 🔥🔥🔥

Sibasi tonse tadziwa tanthauzo la nyimbo ya Catholic ya Ayambe kumbuyoko ija?

Mwambi wa Relo
Mulandu wa munthu wadazi sitikambila padzuwa.. @highlight@

Couples mixing there names be like

Tay grin +Mutale = Tamu
Zeze + Dorothy = dozeze
Ferix + Tereza = Fetereza
Monica + Wanangwa = Mowa

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CATHOLIC 🥴🥴🥴

Apa ndipomwe ndatsimikiza kuti anthu timabadwad awili awili kwa neba kwabadwa mwana koma nkhopeyo ndendende ineyo eti😂😂💔@followersi@highlight

SINDIZO ZILI KUNO PANGANI FOLLOW K*TI ZISAKUPITEN

NO WORRIES GUYS NOBODY KNOWS TOMORROW

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Zimakhala zopweteka kwambiri munthu wa maso akuluakulu akuponde ndiye aziti sorry sindimakuona😂🙌

CHONDE ENI AKE MA PHARMACY MUTSEKE PA 20 DECEMBER MUZATSEGULE PA 6 JANUARY NDIKUFUNA NDITSEGULE NURSERY SCHOOL 2025 🥴🙄🙈

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THIS IS THE REASON I HATE
ACTION 🎬 MOVIE

Kaya ndi zoona

Atangoesetsa Edzi Kumene Avekere? 😏😂😂

An American man walked into a restaurant in
London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an
African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from the man
and began serving free food to everyone in the
restaurant, except the African. However,instead of becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!"

That infuriated the man. So once again, the
American took out his wallet and shouted,
"Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine
and additional food for everyone in this bar,
except for that African sitting in the corner over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from the man
and began serving free food and wine to
everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!"

That made the American man furious. So he
leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter, “What is wrong with that African man? I
have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry,
he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts
'Thank you.' Is he mad???"

The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No,
he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant.

May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour!!

THIS GENERATION 🙆‍♂️ INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO ELDERS; THEY ARE SLEEPING WITH THEM 🙆
GOODMORNING ☀️.

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KAYA NAZO NGUMBI ZAZIWA BWANJI K*TI ANTHU ALIBE UFA 😭😭😭🙌🙈😭😭

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PIC OF THE YEAR Ching'aning'ani and JETU

40 MILLION

SOMEONE SAID BEING popular on social media is like being rich in monopoly money.😄

Ubwino wake pa malamulo khumi aja palibe loti aliyense azakwatire ❤

*Musamachite matama kwambiritu kubadwa kwanu makolo anu zinawabhowa,iwo amkafuna mnyamata oasti inu*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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PIC OF TODAY

THE SONG IS OUT NOW DOWNLOAD IT HERE

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CMJ Mw - CMJ Mw Mphaka Life Stream CMJ Mw Mphaka Life song from CMJ Mw. Producer: Produced by Ron Vuin. Album: Single. Release Date: December 4, 2023.

GUYS ELDER BROTHER CMJ MW IS READY TO DROP

LIFE

BY

8AM SHARP

SO GET READY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

waiting for the gift 🎁

DECEMBER WAKE WAMOTOTU 😂 KUNGOFIKILA FRIDAY 🌙 🤣🙌

@followersg@highlightfMr future music CMJ MWGYOUGO D BUSYlNoel Charels Y PhiriaDonasiano JohniYamikan MoyaaJamah BeibCMG.ClaverAMd Atik8622 The Emperor mkcaMiyambiTMJ TECH MUSIC PromotionrSmart_joker7220-Rho-One TVeMonetop Event Partyuziona bwanji zinthuzi

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🎂 🥳 🎉 @followers

The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone open the door!!

You: Ahhh🥴🥴

The Person: Ohh...😂😂

A bae Anu anandipempha 3pin ndye ndawatumizira 6pin mugawane musamavutike ine ndilipo
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Achina Mr Mr future musicJCMJ MWnDonasiano JohnmJamah Beib MJ TECH MUSIC PromotionmYamikan MoyaNoel Charels Y PhiriMG.Claver

Girlfriend wanji oti tikayambana kuma heda khoma katatu
😭😭😭

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GOOD MORNING
Have a good day