Laptop y más -Irving Plascencia

Laptop y más -Irving Plascencia

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11/01/2024

One morning at work, I noticed something off in the lobby—a homeless man standing near the security guard, looking exhausted and scared. I couldn’t just walk by, so I asked if he needed help. He said he needed to warm up, get some food, and have some water. I handed him a bottle of water and tried to take him inside to feed him, but the guard stopped me, citing the rules. Our office manager, Tom, arrived, kicked the man out, and reprimanded me.

Determined to help, I told the man to wait by the back entrance. We met later, and I took him to lunch, where we talked about life. Little did I know this small act of kindness would change everything.

Not long after, I arrived at the office to find everyone in a frenzy, whispering and clearly panicked. I asked a colleague what was going on, and she told me the shocking news: the owner of the company had passed away, and now no one knew what was going to happen to us or the business.

As if on cue, the elevator doors opened, and out walked a lawyer. My boss, Tom, rushed over, eager to make a good impression, practically throwing himself in the lawyer’s path.

But the lawyer didn’t even glance at him. “I’m not here for small talk,” he said coldly. “I need to see Nancy.” Every head in the office turned to look at me—after all, I was the only Nancy there.👇

11/01/2024

Former "Today" host Kathie Lee Gifford moved to her cozy Nashville home with a fireplace 🏠 because she felt "CRIPPLING" loneliness after her husband's death. Photos of her spacious house, with her TWO GRANDKIDS and DOG around, are in the comments.👇

11/01/2024

"Are her pants ... Dirty?" a user asks after seeing Jennifer Lopez with her daughter during pre-Halloween shopping. 😳 The PHOTOS are in the comments. 👇

11/01/2024

Today, "The Terminator" star celebrates 68 years! 🎉 🎉 🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA HAMILTON! More about her life and her photos are in the comments.👇

11/01/2024

MY SIL KICKED MY KIDS OUT OF HER HALLOWEEN PARTY TO 'PUT ME IN MY PLACE'—I LET HER KNOW THAT SHE MESSED WITH THE WRONG MOM

This year, my SIL Isla invited us to her Halloween celebration at her husband's sprawling estate. My husband, Dan, and I were thrilled. Our boys love superheroes, especially Superman, so we decided to go as a "Superman family.”

When we arrived at the party, Isla met us with a raised eyebrow. To our surprise, she, her husband, and their son were also dressed as the Superman family. "Oh," she said with a tight smile. "TWO SUPERMAN FAMILIES WON'T WORK HERE. You'll need to either go home and change, borrow our spare clothes, or… HEAD OUT."

Our boys looked crushed, but instead of fighting, I took the family to spend the evening at a local Halloween festival.

But the next morning, my friend, who'd been at the party, told me she overheard Isla say, "Finally, I put that brat and her little brats in their place!" Her husband had laughed, replying, "WOW, SO YOU BOUGHT THE SAME COSTUMES ON PURPOSE JUST TO KICK YOUR BROTHER, HIS WIFE, and kids out of the party? You're scary to mess with."

Hearing this, I was furious. She dared to deprive my kids of the joy of spending time with their relatives. I wasn't about to forgive this and planned to take my revenge! That very day, I went to the store. ⬇️

11/01/2024

KIDS MOCK A POOR CLASSMATE FOR HER HANDMADE HALLOWEEN COSTUME — LATER BEG HER FOR MERCY

Madison had asked her dad a few days earlier if she could have a Halloween costume like her friend Anna's. Her father, Ashton, gave her a sad smile and gently shook his head. "We can't swing it right now, sweetheart. But I promise, one day, you'll have the best costume ever."

Then, a couple of days before Halloween, Ashton came home with a simple witch costume. Madison was thrilled. "Thank you, Daddy! Everyone's going to love this witch dress!" she squealed, hugging him tight. Ashton wished he could give her more, but seeing her excitement made him feel content.

But Halloween night didn't go as Madison had imagined. When she proudly joined the other kids, Anna turned to her and sneered, "You can't come with us! I'm the only witch in our group, and honestly, that costume? Yuck!" The other kids laughed, pointing at her. Embarrassed and heartbroken, Madison was left standing alone as the group took off.

She thought about going back to her dad and asking him to take her out... But he'd been so happy to get her that costume, and she didn't want him to know the other kids didn't like it. So, she decided to go trick-or-treating on her own.

She knocked on each door, and kind neighbors filled her bag with candy and warm smiles. For a moment, she began to feel a little better. But just as her spirits were lifting, she crossed paths with the other kids again.👇

11/01/2024

At 45, my life turned into hell: my husband left me, turned my son against me. I took a job as a cleaner just to survive. With the stress of divorce and court, I couldn't focus, and eventually, I was fired.

Feeling lost, I wandered aimlessly. I was walking after getting fired, when suddenly, a blinding light hit my eyes, and the screech of brakes pierced my ears. A car was speeding right at me! In shock, I stumbled and fell straight into a muddy puddle. The driver stopped just inches from my face.

Divorced, humiliated, fired—and now totally embarrassed.
The driver jumped out of the car: "DO YOU REALIZE YOU ALMOST DENTED MY CAR?!"
Me: "S-sorry..."
Driver: "Think next time, you idiot!"
A voice from behind: "Don't you dare speak to a woman like that. Can I help you?"

Surprised by the sudden kindness, I turned to see who it was. And OH MY GOD!!

11/01/2024

"SHAME ON HER," 🤯🤯🤯 one user slammed Martha Stewart for showing off her body in a swimsuit in her 80s, unaware she lives on a farm & is a loving grandma of two.🏠 Pics of her home life WITHOUT MAKEUP and with TWO GRANDKIDS AROUND are in the comments.👇

11/01/2024

The Hollywood legend fell in love with THE WAITRESS, with whom he shares 3 children. 🤩 Together, they endured HIS ILLNESS, which brought him NEAR DEATH. 😔💔
PHOTOS OF THE BLUE-EYED BLONDE and their love story are in the comments below.👇

10/31/2024

A RESCUE DOG CAME HOME WITH US — THE NEXT NIGHT, MY 8-YEAR-OLD SON DISAPPEARED

Last weekend, my son and I went to look at dogs. He'd been asking for one for months, and my wife finally agreed—on the condition it was small and "presentable," like a poodle or a Yorkie.

At the shelter, though, he ignored every small, fluffy dog. Instead, he spotted this scrappy-looking mutt: big eyes, shaggy fur, patches of tan and black, and a crooked tail. He looked at me with a grin and said, “She needs us, Dad.” I knew I couldn't say no.

We brought her home, and he named her Daisy. He spent hours settling her in, brushing her fur, and giving her treats. My wife wasn't thrilled, but I figured she'd warm up to Daisy with time.

That night, I tucked our son in, said goodnight, and went to bed. Around 3 a.m., I woke up to an eerie silence. Something felt wrong. I went to his room—empty. His bed was a mess, window slightly open. My heart pounded as I called his name, searched the house, but he was gone.

I ran back to wake my wife, panic rising. When she looked at me, there was something unsettling in her eyes. It was GUILT. ⬇️

10/31/2024

"Should be FIRED," 😲 voiced out an avid fan. The "DWTS" judge whose behavior sparked fury is in the comments below. 👇

10/31/2024

🚨 TORNADO WATCH: Warnings have been dispersed for the states and areas currently under risk. Full details released by officials are in the comment below. ⬇️

10/31/2024

After hearing the words about Charles, Queen Camilla broke down in tears, unable to hold back despite being in public.💔🥺

The full story of what happened is in the comments.👇

10/31/2024

NEIGHBORS HATED THE COLOR OF MY HOUSE AND REPAINTED IT WHILE I WAS AWAY — I WAS ENRAGED & TOOK MY REVENGE.

My house is on a corner lot. Two years ago, a newlywed couple moved in next door and immediately made weird comments about my house's yellow color. Soon, they outright DEMANDED I paint it a different color. My house has always been yellow; I love it, and there's no rule against it.

They called the police and the city on me, but both told them to back off since I hadn't done anything wrong. They even tried suing me (the suit got tossed, and they had to pay my legal fees) and attempted to rally our neighbors to form an HOA to force me to repaint. Our neighbors told them to get lost, so now they're alienated by everyone.

I had to go out of town for two weeks, and when I got back, my house was GRAY. I almost drove past it because I'm so used to my yellow house. The neighbor from across the street came over and showed me pictures he took of the painting company setting up and doing the work. He and another neighbor called the police, but the painting company had a valid work order and had been paid, so the police couldn't do anything.

It seemed everything done to my house was legal and no damage was done. But I was enraged and planned my revenge. ⬇️

10/31/2024

ORPHAN PRAYS IN CHURCH FOR HIS MOM TO COME FOR HIM & MOMENT LATER, HEARS A VOICE SAY, "I'LL TAKE YOU."

Alan cried as he folded his hands in prayer and stared at the crucifix. His eyes were painfully red, and his soft, pink cheeks were wet.

"My nanny told me you answer everyone's prayers. Then why aren't you answering mine?"

The vestibule echoed with Alan's loud cries. He was heartbroken. He didn't want to return to the shelter, where kids often poked fun at him. They constantly taunted him by saying his mom would never return and he had no choice but to wait for someone to adopt him.

"Alan, shhh!" his guardian, Nancy, interrupted. "It's a church. Be quiet, and don't cry. People are watching you. Please calm down."

Alan tried to control his tears. He kept staring at the crucifix until he saw a woman with a child enter the church. He could no longer hold back his tears and started crying again.

"Jesus, you're not answering me. Please, I want to be with my mommy like that girl. No one seems to want me. Nanny, why is Jesus not answering? You told me he answers all our prayers, but why hasn't he told me anything?"

Nancy stared at the boy and smiled at his innocent questions.

"I'll take you," a woman's voice suddenly said from behind them. 😳👇

10/31/2024

I KICKED OUT MY GRANDPARENTS, WHO RAISED ME, FROM MY GRADUATION AFTER I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH

My grandparents on my mother's side took me in when my mom passed away in a car accident, and my father abandoned me. I was just two years old at the time, and they became my only family.

They cared for me and were willing to do anything for me. Recently, I graduated from high school. Thanks to my grandparents, I had the opportunity to get into a good college, one of the best in the state. I couldn't wait for them to see me on stage when I received my diploma. However, on the day of graduation, everything changed.

When my grandparents arrived and took their seats in the hall, I walked up to them and ordered them to leave. They were, of course, shocked, but I said it loudly enough that other guests heard, so they had no choice but to go. My grandmother started crying, and it was bitter for me to see, but she⬇️

10/31/2024

Matilde's boyfriend, also a skier, held her hand. 😰 PHOTO and DETAILS are in the comments. 👇 Rest in peace, ski champ. 🌟

10/31/2024

The "Dynasty" star, 91, is happily married to her husband, WHO IS 32 YEARS YOUNGER. 🥰 Despite constant comments about their age difference, they have been HAPPY TOGETHER FOR 22 YEARS ❤️ ❤️
PHOTOS OF THE COUPLE and the full story are in the comments below.👇

10/31/2024

R.I.P. to the "Young Frankenstein" and "Mr. Mom" star. 🙏 Full details, including the cause of her death and friends' tributes, are in the comments below. 👇

10/31/2024

PREGNANT TAXI DRIVER TAKES A HOMELESS MAN TO THE HOSPITAL — NEXT MORNING SHE SEES A MOTORCADE OF SUVS UNDER HER WINDOW.

As a taxi driver, Cleo had seen it all: late-night characters, rushed families, and teens trying to forget their wild nights. But that night, just weeks before her due date, she picked up a passenger who would change her life forever.

It was nearly midnight, and Cleo was eager to get home to her warm bed and fluffy cat, Chester. Then she spotted him. From a distance, he looked rough, disheveled, like a homeless man — someone who'd clearly been through a lot. His clothes were filthy, his hair matted, and he clutched his arm as he limped along, looking like he hadn't eaten or slept in days.

Most would have driven on, especially a heavily pregnant woman. But something about him made her stop; he looked vulnerable against the cold night.

She lowered the window. "You okay?"

The man looked up. "I just need to get somewhere safe."

Without hesitation, Cleo unlocked the door. "Get in. I'll take you to the hospital."

He climbed in, his gratitude evident. "Thank you. Most wouldn't stop."

The drive was quiet. At the hospital, he looked back after getting out, saying, "You didn't have to do this.”

The next morning, Cleo awoke to a strange sound, like low thunder. Pulling back her curtains, she gasped at a motorcade of black SUVs outside her apartment. Had she helped a criminal?

Before she could panic, there was a knock on her door.⬇️

10/31/2024

BOY SECRETLY HELPS POOR ELDERLY NEIGHBOR BY DECORATING HER HOUSE FOR HALLOWEEN, BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A MISTAKE

Kevin's heart raced with excitement as Halloween approached. The eerie glow of his neighbors' decorations lit up the street, and he couldn't wait to explore every spooky display. But one house stood out for all the wrong reasons—Mrs. Kimbly's.

Her home was bare, not a single cobweb or pumpkin in sight, and that made Kevin uneasy.
Determined to help, he knocked on her door, ready to offer his services for free. But Mrs. Kimbly, frail and with a wild glint in her eye, shrieked, "NO! I don't need any decorations! Now, go away!"

Kevin wasn't convinced. He knew the pranksters in the neighborhood would target her unadorned house, turning it into a mess of toilet paper and trouble. Convinced she was too proud to ask for help, he made a bold decision—he would decorate her house secretly.

Late into the evening, Kevin worked in the shadows, transforming Mrs. Kimbly's yard into a Halloween spectacle. Just as he finished the last touch, a scream shattered the silence behind him.😳👇

10/31/2024

This '80s star was at the peak of her popularity when ILLNESS CHANGED EVERYTHING😢 The Hollywood star found peace ON A FARM, spending her days gardening and CARING FOR 113 GOATS.

HER TRANSFORMATION AT 58 and full story are below in the comments👇

10/31/2024

JULIA ROBERTS GAVE BIRTH TO TWINS AT 37 — PICS OF HER "BEAUTIFUL" TEENS WHO ARE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF HER HUSBAND are in the comments.👇

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