Mr Nostain

Pls stop...Stop...I want to go...Infact I am going🚶‍♂️I dint come here for all this 🤣

Bra opens🙄
What! 😳🤦‍♀️ Ni**le enter mouth😋
Stop it:

pant shift😳
Leave me: finger enter pu**y😤

I don't need it: tongue enter pu**y😝👅
Am not in the mood: *D**k *enter pu**y👉👌
AaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhOoooooohhhhhh
Uuuuuhhhhh
Ooucchhhh
Awwwwwwwwww

Baby f**k *me harder.😫
Baby hold me tight😝
Hard harder hardest
f*ck me am not ur sister🙄

Wetin u find go man house wen u know say u no wan gbensh 👉👌😜😜

My dear enjoy life while you’re still alive, stop pretending🙄🙄 while deep down you’re seriously in need of a good f**k 👉👌 *with a good d**k😏😏for this weather 😝

If she's 38yrs and above, avoid her.

You're not wiser than other guys. Don't call police for yourself 😎

Arch Bishop Benson Idahosa's mother died while on crusade.

Arch Bishop Benson Idahosa who raised the dead like drinking coke.

He was in America when they sent a message that his mother is dead.

He said "my mother can't die," because God did not tell me. The last time I checked in my spirit my mother was well. If God must take her, HE has to tell me.

Put her on my bed when I return, I'll wake her.
They asked him, when are you coming back? he said, "10 days time".

They told him, "she will smell". He insisted they should put her on his bed. "If she smells, its my room, put her there".

The first miracle for 10 days, the body did not smell. The color of the skin changed from black to ash, totally dead for 10 days. The Arch Bishop said, he's not coming back until he finishes his crusade.

When he finished he's crusade, he landed in Benin airport and he said, "take me home".
They took him home, when he entered his room, he said, "Mama I am back, stand up and give me water to drink". Mama said, "my son, well come".

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*Good Morning 🏠🏠🏠 Mates*🩵💙💚🧡❤️🩷💛💜💙🩵💚🤍🧡

*Happy 🍆freaking freaky 🍆Creamy🍆 F**king🍆 juice and juicy🍆 Friday*
🍆💃🍆💃🍆💃

*Ovulation period is the best time to F**k A Lady* 🔔🔔🗣️🗣️

*Especially a clean babe with sweet fragrance.*
😍😍😍😍

*At that time, the Pvssy Secrete that Whitish Liquid Like Raw Egg* 🙈🙈🧑🏻‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰

*And then the DỊck will be well Lubricated* 🍆 🍆🍆🍆🍆
*Everywhere will be slippery like Draw soup 🙈🙆‍♂🙆‍♂ Chaaii I don dey shame sef* 🙈🙈🙈
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

*The Only Sound You Will Be Hearing at that moment is Futum, Futum, Futum 😝🙈😋😜🫣🤔😜😛😎,then if the preeq🍆🍆🍆🍆 grab well well ,she can't even shout again,she will 🍆just be doing"shiiiet shieeet shiiiiiiiet"!!!*😋
😜😜😎😛😍😍

*The Thing will become too sweet o Chaaii father lawd 🤗🤗🤔🤔🫣🫣 someone should not get diabetes from that place because the Sugar content is very high oo Chaaii* 🙈🙈🙈🙊
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

*Anyways You won't Even know When You Will Release I swear*🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 😋😋 *When you release, Try and check Your DỊck well😝😝 your PrỊck Will Be well Decorated With the white cream* 😋🎤🎤👍👍🤛👈👈🤌🤌

*After Few Seconds outside the Pvssy, The Whitish Fluid will dry up*
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🎤🎤🎤🎤
*Then Your dỊck will be shining as if you rub Vaseline* 😋😋😋 😜😜🤔🤔🫣🫣👍👍👍

*That's when you will know that you have taken a good meal* 🍆

THE HARDEST PART OF MARRIAGE YOU WON'T BE TOLD

Marriage is sweet when you examine it from afar, of those who have successful marriage or the lovey-dovey of newlyweds, but when you enter into, you will discover that what is behind number six is more than number seven.

Many prepare so well for the romantic aspects of marriage, but very few groom themselves for the realities in marriage. Do you know that the hardest part of marriage plays a dominant role in marriage than the romantic moments?

However, what breaks marriage isn't the lack of romance, but the couple's inability to withstand the hardest part of marriage.

There are some hard things about marriage that you are not likely to be told, but I will only share 5 of them with you.

1. Staying faithful

It's easy to abstain from s*x as singles if you have not tasted how sweet s*x is, but it's very difficult to stay faithful in marriage when you are denied s*x for no just reason.

The temptation to commit adultery is greater than the temptation to fornicate as singles.

Because you now know how s*x taste, seduction would come from those who are willing to give you or have a fling with you. In some cases, when your spouse becomes cold on s*x matters, there are several others who want to give you a hot and sizzling s*x.

You need more discipline to stay faithful in marriage to your spouse emotionally, and s*xually especially in this age when cheating has become a norm.

If you have not been faithful to stay s*xually pure now that you are single, it will be very difficult for you to master it when you are married.

Marriage doesn't cure adultery, self control does!

2. Sexual Issues

See, it is wise that you keep yourself s*xually pure till marriage - purity in thoughts, action and word. All those who are deceiving you that who virginity epp only want to destroy you.

One of the hardest part about marriage which many cannot come by is on the issue of s*x. One partner is a novice while the other is an Emeritus professor in lo******ng; one has a high s*xual libido while the other can stay for months without it and still feel sane.

Virginity helps you to be s*xually discipline, it prevents you from undue and ungodly exposure to s*x that could either make you hate it with perfect hatred or make you a maniac in it.

3. Money matters

Since it's said that money answers all things, money also destroys many things. As money can spice up love in marriages, it can also ruin it.

What is your perception about money?

Can you pull your purse together or separately?

As a woman, do you have the warped mentality of my money is my money, but your money is our money?

As a man, are you ready to work and earn a living or you want to live on your wife's income while dictating how the money will be spent without bringing anything to the table?

Can you open up to your partner about your financial life without secretly building an estate in the village while you feed on his or her money like a parasite?

Until you two resolve this before marriage and in marriage, it is hard enough to crack the nut of your marital bliss.

4. Unmet expectations

If you have been dreaming of having her remain a slim shady, but eventually after pregnancy, she became a size 15, how would you cope?

If he had been the romantic and available man, but after marriage, the quest for green pasture took him miles away, can you survive this?

It is wise and better to prepare for the toughest part of marriage so that you can cope with them when they come, surely they will come. As much as you prepare for sunshine, don't forget to prepare for storms when they come before rain falls.

5. Handling differences

Whether you agree or not, handling differences is one of the leading causes of divorce in marriage. Many marriages fail due to irreconcilable differences.

How do you plan to reconcile your differences in marriage should they come?

If he presses the toothpaste from the middle, and she had been raised to be meticulous by pressing it neatly from the base, can you tolerate this?

If she likes the food cold or warm, and you prefer it hot with steaming heat, can you adjust?

These and many others are the toughest part of marriage that you must brace up for. Wedding is just a day or two event but marriage is a lifetime journey.

More than the excitement of the married life, more than the grandeur wedding ceremony, have you been transformed by the renewing of your mind to face any challenge in marriage when they come?

Delay in child bearing, loss of job, relocation, in law issues, financial crisis, trying times or spiritual issues may come; you need to be prepared for whichever one life throws at you so you don't chicken out when they come.

Marriage is hard, I'm not scaring you; it's just one of those truths you might not likely be told or you don't want to hear. Finding the right person to marry is hard, but staying married is the hardest in the face of life's realities.

Benue State To Build 800million Naira Brewery In Makurdi

The Benue Investment and Property Company, BIPC, is set to build an N800million brewery in Makurdi to produce its beer brand at the end of the year while its packaged water and bread will be in the market by the end of May.

The Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer, of the company, Dr. Raymond Asemakaha made this known Tuesday shortly after an inspection tour of ongoing work at the sites of the brewery, bakery and water factory in parts of Makurdi.

He said the company was going into beer production to enable the state also reap from the over N850million other beer firms rake from sales in the state monthly.

He said “when we came in we discovered that beer consumption in the state is within the range of N850million and N870million per month. In December alone the sale hit N1billion.

“So we want to see how we can retain large percentage of the cash flow within the system because the people in this business are taking our money out of Benue since no beer producing factory is in the state.

“So we resolved to float a new company that would produce a high quality brand that would help us retain the large percentage of the resources that leave the state and also offer employment opportunities to our teeming youths.

“And we intend to do 180,000 bottles per day. I must state that we are not going into competiton with any firm, we only want to check the capital flight with a high quality product.

“We hope to commence production by the first week of December. We already intend to give farmers seedlings to produce our raw materials and by so doing encourage backward integration. After which we off-take the products from the famers.”

Dr. Asemakaha explained the it would cost his company about N800million to set up the brewery saying the 23 Local Government Areas, LGAs, of the state would be encouraged to own 23 percent of the shares while Benue indigenes would be advised to acquire shares in the factory “because we want our people to own the business.”

On the water factory and bakery, the Managing Director said the two companies which were sited within the same premises at Tse Ayu, Along George Akume Way would cost the sum of N220m to complete assuring that they would be completed and commissioned on May 27, 2024.

Also the Departmental Head, Business Development and Strategy, BIPC, Mrs. Theresa Abeda said the company was breaking new grounds in investments given the wealth of experience and business know-how of the man at the helm of affairs who had been doing much to transform the company.

On his part, the Department Head, Real Estate and Infrastructure, Jerry Iosun assured that all projects being embarked upon by the company were of the best quality and in line with the acceptable construction standard.

Credit: Vanguard News

. . . Sometimes you come across stories of men who die while having s*x and we laugh. But someday it may be you.

It almost happened to me.
. ."so how long can you last, and how many rounds can you go, Ced" She asked.

I smiled. I could feel her getting h***y even via the WhatsApp voice note.

"Depends" I bragged..

If you are as sweet as I imagine you'd be, 6 rounds, with each round lasting at least 10mins. That's a whole hour of sending you to the moon and back"... I replied via typing.

I couldn't risk sending a voice note because she could sense the need in my voice.

"gosh, I can't wait to have you, I am so wet right now"... She replied again.

And I smiled..😋

Vanessa and I have been teasing each other like this for a while now since we met via a WhatsApp group. And finally her schedule could permit us to meet.

A week later we met for the first time.

It was a f*ck date so everyone knew why they were here, no pretense was necessary. You know how it is.🤪

I had prepared well for it. To me I was representing the good people of Benue so I had to put up a "Champions League final" performance.

Everything started off as expected. She was amazed by the s*xiness of my body. I was 6ft 2inches tall, muscular, and with a d*ck to match.

She was in for a treat...😋

The invincible referee sounded the whistle and we took off. Shirts and bra flying off like paper blown by the harmattan wind.

First round was extraordinary. I was impressed that she could match my Valour. This girl's got game..😘

2nd round and she rode me like the Pitbulls of Texas. I was left wondering the level of her s*xual cravings. She must have been starving for years.

After the 3rd round, she suggested we got something to eat and I smiled. Babe was getting tired.

But I was mistaken.

In the kitchen,she wanted one round while we waited for the food to get ready.

Back to the room she wanted another round while we waited for the food to cool off.

At this rate, I would have exhausted a 3 days condom budget in just 2hrs.

WTF!

Night came and all she wanted was s*x.
Babe, I am the only graduate in my family, Please take it easy.😭

By nightfall I could barely breath. I had lost count of the rounds we'd had. I stopped counting at round 7.

I had to do something. I flashed somebody that I knew would call back. Then faked a call, faked an emergency and ran! I didn't even say goodbye.

She was going to pay my transport back but I didn't wait to collect. I just ran.

I reached the Park @ 7:40pm, and arrived Makurdi by 11pm.

Fear Lafia Girls. But fear slim girls more.

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Back in 1994, Gabriel met Christina at a party and they really hit it off.

They ended up getting married even though she was 30 years younger than him. They were happily married for 20 years.

However, Christina eventually decided that she wanted to get a divorce.

But when she went to her lawyer, she was shocked to hear she was already divorced from Gabriel 20 years ago.

And this is because 4 months after their marriage, the couple went to Dominican Republic for a vacation and Gabriel divorced her there because that's the only country where one party can file for a divorce without informing the other party.

He said he did this because he knew one day Christina would divorce him and try to take his money 😂🤣

Men do not benefit from marriage!!!

1. He is 72 years old.

2. He has retired from active service.

3. He worked all his life to raise his children.

4. He deprived himself of life's pleasures to pay for expensive school fees and living expenses for his children abroad.

5. They are now well-off in Europe, Australia, and America.

6. His wife, aged 62, has relocated to live with their children.

7. He remains alone back in Nigeria.

8. His children barely call him.

9. He has to start life all over again as a bachelor.

10. He struggles with high blood pressure and other ailments associated with old age.

11. How much longer will he survive alone?

12. This is the reality for most working-class monogamous men: their old age is often lonely and, in many cases, sad.

13. No matter how good the man is, women tend to love their children more than their husbands. The older he gets, the less use they seem to have for him.

14. So, what do men truly benefit from marriage?

15. They sacrifice so much but receive little recognition for their hard work, while the woman seems to reap all the benefits.

It’s a man’s world they said but for the women and children in reality.

Dear men, this could be your situation in the next few decades.

What are you doing about it? What is your retirement plan? Care for your self as much as you fend for your family. Love yourself. God bless you.

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🎯Dear Men,

One mistake you should never make as a man is raising kids with all your life savings to eventually get so much exposure that they won't want to stoop low to living around you.

Upgrade yourself as u upgrade your kids ❗

Plan your future so you won't have your kids too far from you..

🎯Having all your kids abroad looks like an achievement until your old age sets in ❗

✅That's when you will know that sending you money is not as important as having them around you..

✅That's when you will know that life's fulfilment is beyond money but quality of time spent with your grown up children and grand children..

I've had an Uncle who raised all his families abroad , died at 78 and none of his kids came home to burry him and give him the last respect/honour ❗

This is not a matter of marrying many wives ..

It's about being intentional with your old age plan..

And if marrying many wives is your strategic plan, ensure you execute it well and with wisdom too

Men seems to cater so much for family that we forget ourselves..

My Brother, don't forget yourself in the mathematical equation of life..

You matter a lot ❗

Always put yourself into consideration..

This old age we are talking about is nearer than we think..

Just look at your primary school days...

Still fresh in your head right? Just like yesterday ❓

That's exactly how it will look when that old age sets in like a thief in the night..

Don't be caught unaware ❗

May we not live it in regret 🙏

Life is moving really fast..

May God grant us the opportunity to live long in sound health and more wealth..

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On a normal day, I would go to an eatery, eat my food, wipe my mouth, and leave like nothing happened but that day was different. It was my first time at the eatery and because I was bored, I sat there and watched the football playing on the TV.

Several minutes later, this beautiful lady walked up to me and asked if she could share my table. I nodded and she sat down. She ordered a bottle of water and kept looking around as if she was waiting for someone. Her beauty caught my attention. "Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.

She shook her head and asked me the same question. We plunged into a happy conversation. I told her my name and she also told me her name. "If you're bored I can keep you company. I have nothing to do," she said.

It felt like I'd won the lottery. I bought her drinks. She asked for food and I bought it for her. When it was late, I asked for her number and she told me, "If you don't mind I can follow you home. Do you live far from here?"

I got scared a little. You meet a lady a few hours ago and she agrees to follow you? But her interaction around the eatery convinced me that she was someone everyone knew. "If anything, I know where to find her," I told myself.

We hopped into a taxi, got home, freshened up, and went to bed. She said, "You haven't told me anything ooo. We haven't agreed on price."

"Price?"

"Yeah, we have to agree before anything can happen but before that, I want to know, are you taking me for short, or is it all night?"

That's when it occurred to me the kind of woman I had taken home. I dressed up and asked her to leave. She told me, "OK, you bought me food and drinks. I can give you a discount.

You don't have to be angry." I screamed, "Just get out. Do you think if I knew you were a pr******te, I would have brought you home?" She responded, "So in your mind, a woman can follow you home just like I did and not be a pr******te?"

She demanded I pay her fare back to where I picked her from. I tried to show macho. She asked, "Or you want your neighbors to hear from us?" I took her to the roadside side, paid a taxi driver to take her wherever. Women don't fall from the skies. When they do, they might be working on night duty

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He was a virgin but he lied about it.

Two weeks into the relationship he came out clean that he hadn't had s*x before.

He apologized for lying and I told him it didn't change anything.

I asked if he wanted to remain green until marriage and he told me he was ready to explore.

He was ready to learn with me because he would be very proud to say somewhere that I was the one who taught him.

The first time was terrible. This guy was shaking throughout the action.

When I asked what the problem was he said he was ok. He hadn't done anything but he was sweating.

I didn't teach him anything. I just let him have his way so he could snap out of the body vibration moment.

He came around another time and started touching me. Immediately I responded to his touch, he started shaking, sweating, and speaking with a stutter.

I didn't want to go any further but he begged for it and made the point that it was because everything was new. The third time the same thing happened.

The fourth time was worse. I told him there wouldn't be a fifth time. He asked me, "So where should I go and learn it from?"

That's the problem. Marriage is the end goal for us.

I love him and I can't leave him because of that but it also embarrasses me and takes the joy out of me when I see him shaking like he's entering a shrine for the first time.

My question is, is this normal? How can I help him from shaking? I mean visible vibration oooo.

Like he's being operated by a motor. I can't teach a vibrating boy where to pick his onions and where to place his apples.

I need help before we marry. He's twenty-eight and I'm twenty-five.

Truth Revealed!

Junior Pope movie role contract was a setup for his elimînation.

He was not on the boat that they claimed collided.

The other 4 who passed were not part of the team behind JP's elimination so they were also wiped off to cover what they did to the young promising actor.

Stop walking around with mouth full of scriptures and heart full of hate

At 22, you say you can not love again , are these the girls you want us to date and marry ? “ Timaya

Forget that many young Nigerian girls don’t have money , they live a terrible life , at 22 you’ve already dated 4 to 5 people and you can not love again.

Everyone seems to be broken and hurt already and you want me to come fix that ?

The day you move out of Nigeria and date a girl that has her own money , gone to school and grew up in a good family , you’ll ask yourself what you were doing with the person you had in Nigeria.

A girl living under her parents will come out to say they can not date a man that can not take care of her 🤦‍♂️, sick mentality that has to be changed.

The struggling young man who is younger than your father is supposed to support or take care of all your problems?

Like how? 🤣

~Timaya

If multi millionaires like Rema, Osimhen and 50 Cent said that they find it distasteful whenever their lover ask them for money, why should a regular Joe be spending his hard earned money on his girlfriend?

Since I made the three posts which these celebrities frowned at giving money to vvomen, parasitic vvorms have been foaming in their mouths.

I don't give my money out recklessly especially to vvomen except I am getting enough value for it.

Parasitic vvorms, go and work to cater for your needs. My teaching on alphaness revolves around financial literacy.

A vvoman's pucci isn't a money spinning organ.

Our neighbour once gave my mom spoilt eba and Okro soup to eat.

This was when we had nothing and were both struggling.

My mom had gone to her to ask if she had anything to eat.

The woman told my mom that all she had was eba and soup. She asked if my mom wanted it.

"But you go fit chop my food?"

My mom assured her she could. Of course, she wasn't expecting spoilt food.

When she brought the eba to the house in a plate and opened it, my dad felt like throwing up.

He was very upset.

"How can she do this to us?" He fumed angrily.

"Is it because we are poor? Or is it because we don't have anything to eat?" How can she be so cruel to give us food that she cannot eat?"

My mom tried to calm him down and asked him not to shout so she doesn't hear.

Still angry, he stood up and carried his shoe along.

It was his only church shoe. That day he sold it to a shoemaker at our junction for peanuts.

He brought the money and handed it to my mom.

Cook us something better to eat. Do not beg people anymore.

If we don't have, we should starve than to beg and be mocked at." He cautioned.

That evening while she cooked, my mom asked him to bring down the soup, while she ran to buy us candles.

Just as she left, a knock sounded on my door.

My dad opened it and discovered it was our neighbour.

The same woman that had brought us the spoilt soup.

She carried a pot in her hands and asked my dad if she could warm her soup with our charcoal.

My dad agreed.

While she was warming her soup, we kept perceiving this strange smell from her pot.

And so when she had come to carry her soup, my dad said to her.

"This soup still good?"

The woman chuckled.

"E good. Na the last one be this. I give your wife small this afternoon, and na this one I wan chop."

"But the soup don spoil na."

She looked at the pot.

"Food may only spoil when you get an option. For me wey no get option, e still good. And I go chop am like that."

My mom who was already back and inside started weeping as she overheard the woman.

That evening my dad collected the pot from the woman and invited her into our house to eat with us. She was very happy.

Before she left, he told my mom to share our pot of soup in two. We gave her half of the soup, while we kept half.

MORAL LESSON
Some of us take the good deeds of others for wickedness.

We complain because what they gave to us was not what we expected them to give.

But have we stopped to ask if what they gave us was their last?

We should look deeper, and be appreciative instead of complaining.

Look around you today use your money and feed someone. God doesn't live in a house Gód will live in human beings like you and me.

TM
So when I got back from work this evening, my wife told me that she quarrelled with my neighbour's wife.

I was very shocked. This was the first time such a thing was happening. Both women had lived in peace since we parked in.

So I asked her what the problem was, my wife told me it was because of the rope where we dry clothes.

My wife wanted to dry her clothes and my neighbor's wife wanted to dry her own clothes.

One thing led to another to confrontation, and small time, one person said you insulted me and something something led to quarrel.

The husband of my neighbour's wife returned as I was still talking with my wife. And the hot-tempered wife of my neighbour began to shout at her husband.

"You better go and warn her husband to warn her. Go and warn the husband to warn his wife or else."

My wife wanted to go out to confront her but I held her back.

"I am home now. Don't go outside."

"If you won't allow me to go, then you better go out and tell her husband to tell his wife to shut her mouth or else I will come for her. Go now and tell him. Go and tell him o."

My wife was angry. She entered the bedroom in anger.

I opened the parlour door to peep outside, at that moment I saw my neighbour also opening the door to come out.

I thought the man was coming to warn me as his wife instructed. But he didn't. He came to me and said.

"Uncle Praise, I am sure you have heard about the drama."

I nodded.

"Yes, I have."

"My wife is very wild. I will not sleep this night if I don't do what she wants.

She has asked me to warn you. I don't know if we can just act the drama small.

I will warn you and you will beg me to calm down. So I can go in and sleep well."

"Ha no na. If you warn me and I start begging you, you will be sleeping well in your house and my wife will think I don't have power.

She will insult me all night for begging you. Your wife will think you are more superior."

"So what do we do now?"

"Let us warn each other. You will warn me and I will warn you.

When we warn each other seriously, we then go inside the house and we both can sleep. That way both women will know we stood for them."

My neighbour agreed and we started the fire.

I warned him very seriously. He also started warning me. Soon we were shouting at the top of our voices.

His wife came out of the house and my wife also came out. He ran to carry Hoe, I followed the backyard and brought a machete.

My wife started begging me to go inside. His wife was also begging him to drop the hoe.

That was how we both entered inside the house and locked the door.

There was silence in the compound.

My wife kept rubbing my chest and telling me to calm down. While she was still rubbing my chest and head my neighbor sent me a text.

"It worked o. Thank you, sir."

I told my wife to fetch me cold water to drink.

When she stood up, I replied back.

"You owe me a bottle of wine."

I was still typing my message when my wife shouted from the kitchen.

"But Praise, you have hot temper o. Small rope quarrel women are having, you carried matchete🤣🤣.

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Men can wait for 3 years just to smash and go
~Joe Boy

“When you friendzone men these days they don’t mind , they continue asking other girls out while waiting for the day that you’ll accept and when you do they smash and go.

If you love someone just give them a chance.

As you turn them around they lose interest and all they develope is a spirit of revenge.

They will want to show you pepper once you finally accept.

If you love someone, give it a try, there is no flex in turning guys around

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"Baby, leave my breast let me watch this movie in peace na, you de rush the breast like say na shawarma wey you thief "

"Don't tell me that oh, when I married you, I paid for my breast too, besides eh, this movie I'm watching is not as interesting as what I am touching "

Oluchi almost choked with laughter

"Okay, just put your hand inside since it's scratching you, ashawo husband like you"

"See you forming good person, when night reach now, you be wriggling like someone under annointing. You that does not allow me to sleep in the night, you de run marathon like all these people for Ethiopia and Kenya "

Oluchi looked at Ken, pretending to be angry.

"So because I de try manage you, you de run mouth ba? No worry, no show for you this night, konji go kill you this night, bet me" she said stretching out her hands.

"If dem born you well make you try am. I will cry till the whole neighbors will wake up and ask what the problem is, I will tell them my wife does not want me to sacrifice to the gods "

She laughed hard again and gave him a mild kiss.

"Oya, see eh, just make me my favorite food na, by the time the meal is ready, I will be done with the movie "

Ken quickly runs to the kitchen and puts on his apron as he proceeds to make her favourite food, jollof rice and fried plantain.

Just then there is a knock on the door and Oluchi opens the door to welcome Jude, Ken's friend.

They exchange pleasantries and she tells him that Ken is in the kitchen.

"Kitchen?" he asked with a surprise look on his face.

"What is he doing there? "

"He is planting mango in the kitchen sink, ofcourse he is cooking " Oluchi said with a smirk on her face. She's never liked him.

"So your husband is in the kitchen cooking while you watch TV?"

Just as she was about to reply him, Ken comes out from the kitchen.

"Ken wassup, I was just asking of you, your wife said you were in the kitchen " Jude said with a grin on his face.

"You make it sound like its a bad thing man, how far na" Ken said.

Jude drags Ken aside

"But bro, this is wrong by all standards, how can you be cooking while your wife sits with the remote, watching TV? This isn't normal. This kind of thing cannot happen in my house na, a whole man like you, do you know how many girls used to rush you back in those days"

Ken wipes his hands on the apron as he shakes his head.

"Jude Jude, why did you come here sef? "

"I came to inform you that we will be meeting later at the club , I called you but you didn't take your calls,now that I have seen you on your apron, I'm not surprised "

"Jude my good friend, first thing first,I am not you and will never be you. What works in your Family might not work for mine and I don't even want it to. My wife cooks everyday for me so what's the big deal in cooking for her just for today? I am always with my wife in the kitchen everyday to help her out, and so you know, I wash my clothes and hers when I have the time and I don't leave her to do the chores alone. She's my wife, not my slave "

At this point Jude didn't know what to say, he just stood there like a dumb lunatic.

"Look Jude, no two marriages are the same, do what you like but don't kill Becca in the process. Have you seen your wife lately? She looks like a frustrated mad woman, so thin and almost invisible and you are here , forming man of the house "

Jude brings out his handkerchief and wipes his face.

"I won't come to the club today, infact, I won't come for a while.My wife doesn't like clubbing that much and since she gave up her modeling career to do business because of me, I need to let go of somethings too. I need to get back to the kitchen, my regards to the boys "

Jude hasten his steps as he walks out of the house.

"My husband my husband, double ration for you this night, correct man wey sabi. Infact you see eh, de go that kitchen, make I do u rush rush inside"😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Baby make I rush off the gas make we no do rough play burn house "

💥Leave people alone and stop forcing your policies on them

💥What works for you might not work for them, don't try to make people live like you except it's to make them better.

💥Marriage is a union of happiness, make your home a playground not a war zone

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