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The report that the late Herbert wigwe's family has asked the RCCG's City of David to stay out of their son's burial was a bold decision.

What Pastor Siju Iluyomade did was exceptionally callous. The height of it, I mean.

This man was your spiritual son and unarguably the highest financier who saw to the building of that church. Even his wife and son who perished with him were all notable members of your church. They all died tragically. All of them. Virtually an entire family. Two generations. AS THEIR SPIRITUAL MOTHER, it is safe to say you lost three of your children.

Throwing a fvcking birthday party (not even an activity that has to do with the spiritual growth of the church) and dancing to 'Ukwu Sara Mbara' by Flavour when their bodies are still lying cold was you.being heartlessly mean.

The fact that the 90 year old Patriach of the wigwe family who lost his son, daughter in-law and grandson in one fell swoop is a member of the highest council of the RCCG didn't even matter to you.

Even uncle Lucifer would have shown more empathy and compassion.

But I seriously doubt many of these so-called church leaders truly believe in God. To them, the church is just business while members are just customers.. Nothing more.

A shame, is it not?

By Charles Ogbu.

This is a good one....

Yul knows what moves Nigerians...

He just needs a bit of Prophetic Packaging....

Just prophesy randomly that someone will get a job that will change their life in February... Out of his millions of followers, at least 5 followers will testify.
He should AMPLIFY their testimonies...
Before his next broadcast, he should replay those 5 testimonies to build "faith"...
Soon, the testimonies will multiply and his YouTube channel and First Fruits will earn him millions of Naira - that's how the anointing works, it multiplies money and fame.
He just needs to promote testimonies as miracles...
Nobody will consider COINCIDENCE.
And if anyone dare question the testimonies of the testifiers or make sense out of the mere coincidence, his devoted followers will defend the God of Yul Edochie.
Men of God are untouchable in Nigeria...
You dare not question their past, judge their present or Predict their future....
Whatever they did, do or will do - good or bad - must be left to their God who called them.
There are 2 ways to launder your image in Nigeria - join the ruling political party or Join church business.

Yul is not just saved, he's now safe...
Safe from online judges...
Judy, oh sorry, Mummy Judy, is henceforth Shielded from una wahala. Her husband's Anointing got her covered.
Forget about May - after all, we all have forgotten about Anita Oyakhilome.

But wait....I almost thought this was an image laundering move until I realised that he hasn't added any title to his name yet - so I'll simply assume that this is a joke.

The day he means business, he will add Prophet to his name...
He will record a video of his father confessing that right from his mother's womb, there was a prophecy that he would be a prophet but he was distracted by Ekwensu... People may even think May was the Ekwensu that stopped his ministry - mark my words.

He will start wearing Nice Suits in posters and submit to a popular prophet who will publicly annoint him.

But until he undergoes this prophetic packaging, this does not qualify for image laundering - but a spiritual comic relief to a nation fooled by religiosity.

I welcome Nwanna Yul Edochie to the ministry of True Salvage.

Let's share the grace maka Na church agbasago...

From the table of the most minded person on social media Charles Awuzie

For good eyes, eat carrot 🥕
For good skin, eat lemon 🍋
For good gut, eat cabbage 🥬
For good prostate, eat tomato 🍅
For good kidney, drink water 🥛
For good heart, eat avocado 🥑
For cough, eat pinneaple 🍍
For stress, eat banana 🍌
For diarrhoea, eat coconut 🥥
For hydration, eat cucumber 🥒
For strong immunity, eat eggs🥚
For red blood cells, eat spinach 🥦
For errection, eat watermelon 🍉
For others, repost 🔁

🟢 Let me explain this....👇

These recommendations highlight the nutritional benefits of specific foods for various aspects of health:

1. For good eyes, eat carrot 🥕: Carrots are rich in beta-carotene, which is essential for maintaining healthy eyes and vision.

2. For good skin, eat lemon 🍋: Lemons are a good source of vitamin C, promoting collagen production and contributing to skin health.

3. For good gut, eat cabbage 🥬: Cabbage is a fiber-rich vegetable that supports digestive health and provides essential nutrients.

4. For good prostate, eat tomato 🍅: Tomatoes contain lycopene, associated with prostate health and reducing the risk of prostate cancer.

5. For good kidney, drink water 🥛: Staying well-hydrated supports kidney function by helping to flush out toxins and maintain proper balance.

6. For a good heart, eat avocado 🥑: Avocado is rich in heart-healthy monounsaturated fats, which may help lower bad cholesterol levels.

7. For cough, eat pineapple 🍍: Pineapple contains bromelain, an enzyme with anti-inflammatory properties that may help soothe a cough.

8. For stress, eat banana 🍌: Bananas are a good source of potassium and vitamin B6, which can help regulate stress hormones.

9. For diarrhea, eat coconut 🥥: Coconut has properties that may help soothe the digestive system and provide relief from diarrhea.

10. For hydration, eat cucumber 🥒: Cucumbers have a high water content, contributing to overall hydration and supporting skin health.

11. For strong immunity, eat eggs 🥚: Eggs are rich in essential nutrients like protein and vitamins that contribute to a robust immune system.

12. For red blood cells, eat spinach 🥦: Spinach is packed with iron and other nutrients crucial for the production of red blood cells.

13. For er****on, eat watermelon 🍉: Watermelon contains citrulline, which may have benefits for blood flow and erectile function.

These food choices, when part of a balanced diet, can contribute to overall well-being and address specific health concerns.

My two favorite Albert Einstein quotes:

1. “A ship is always safe at shore but that's not what it is built for.”

2. "A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."

1. "A ship is always safe at shore but that's not what it is built for."
- Meaning:

-staying in a safe and comfortable environment might protect you, but it doesn't fulfill the purpose of taking risks and exploring new horizons. It encourages embracing challenges and venturing beyond one's comfort zone to achieve greater things.

2. "A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."
- Meaning:

- the difference between being clever and being wise. While cleverness involves finding solutions to problems, wisdom involves foresight and the ability to navigate situations in a way that prevents problems from arising in the first place. It underscores the importance of prevention and thoughtful decision-making.

Please, I am just trying to convey my own interpretation of this.

I decree, this 2024 calendar will favour me and you...

Prince Alwaleed bin Khalid bin Talal, is one of the princes of Saudi Arabia,he is known as (Sleeping Prince), he has been in a coma for 14 years.

The young prince had an accident in his car while driving in London in 2005. He was just 18 years old. He had gone to London to study at the military college. The accident knocked him unconscious since then. He's been in this bed of coma in a specialized hospital in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

In 2015, doctors decided to disconnect the devices/life support machines but his father refused the suggestion in the hope that a miracle would occur and wake up.

Doctors had many diagnoses for his rare case but were unable to bring him back to his normal life.
Sometime in May 2019, an unexpected surprise occurred when the prince moved his head from the right to the left side and back.

This was like a glimmer of hope for the royal family and a sign for the prince’s stable health state.
It’s worth mentioning that the prince is a member of the Saudi royal family born in 1962; he is the full-brother of Prince Al Waleed bin Talal.

His father once said, “Allah who saved his soul for more than a decade now is able to bring him back to life.”
In 2017, his health condition had severely deteriorated but his family kept their son under doctors’ care.

If ancestors is not important, Mathew 1 vs 1-17, will not waste 17 verses listing the 42 generations of Jesus.

If Jesus can trace his generation up 42, It's obvious he doesn't come from heaven.🤣🤣

The EUROPEANS & AMERICANS have seen that if you want to hold people in chains, one must 1st convince them that they're made to be bound, Africans joined them in becoming there own oppressor, but no more....

There is power in MIND, UNITY AND CULTURE. If you understand that power you'll be limitless.

Ruger-Kristy

Good morning fam.. I've been long away from here.. Health issue ll be back soon, just pray for me..

Plenty things are happening, I need help.💔💔💔

The newly constructed tunnel-like underpass bridge for pedestrian road-crossing in Maiduguri.

If this is Onitsha, upper iweka. You enter inside with iPhone in the night you are coming out with swollen eyes..

With Glam but African vogue Fashion – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

With Gist Point_Enter10ment – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

The best pictures of the month..

Our madam Ngozi Okonjo Iweala made POTUS, become a photographer etc...😄

Dear madam NOI, you are the pride of Nigeria.

As Victor Osimhen makes it 5-0 for Nigeria God's will Akpbio international stadium, Uyo. And a hatrick for himself. Look at the statistics of the match. In 80 min STP has no shot in this game talk more of off target, no goal attempt 🙄🙄 And am still typing Chukwueze don make 6-0 in favour of Nigeria...

🚫 In a taxi, a British woman, completely unclothed, finds herself with a Chinese driver who discreetly gazes at her from head to toe.

Concerned, she inquires, "Have you ever seen a naked woman?"

The Chinese taxi driver responds, "I'm not staring because you're undressed. I'm simply worried because I've been looking and can't figure out how you intend to pay the fare."

The lesson here? Let's emulate the Chinese approach: Prioritize goals and projects before distractions.

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The situation is so bad that even the bear can't bear it anymore..

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Alleged Organ Harvesting: Father, Two Pastors Arrested In Rivers After His Disabled Son D!ed During Attempt To Remove And Sell His Hunchback For N10m

Africans where are we heading to with this Christianity?

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With Waking Witness – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

With Doctor Sarcasm – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

With Sun Riser – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

That reply off me oo😂🤣

Turkish crypto boss and his two brothers have been sentenced to 11,196 years in jail each.

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Former U.S President Barack Obama’s daughter, Sasha seen enjoying life with friends.

LIFE IS GOOD....♥️♥️

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What you can't see in this country Nigeria) doesn't exist.

I thought they said love is not by Force 🙄 or Jesus Christ change am when he change law of Moses?

Young Lady, Zorben Hope, cries out after one Mr Sunny Bekee from Gokana, Rivers State injured her for not accepting his relationship request.

"Ever since he met me in a public vehicle he kept disturbing me and asking my number but I refused to give him and he decided to disturb My life."

"Earlier yesterday he came to my shop in Biara and got me injūred and went away. He is still making thrêat of tãking my life." the young lady narrated.

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A very short story 😂.
It's the last picture for me

Will you do what the boy did last?

You'll never drink garri in this life.

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“I Was Fast Asleep When I Was Rudely Woken Up By A Strange Sound

I couldn't understand what it was, I was really tired but something urged me to get up and put on the light to see what was making the noise.

I got up, put on the light and checked everywhere but couldn't see anything.

So I decided to enter the bathroom to urinate before going back to bed.

It was when was in the bathroom the unthinkable happened.

I heard a loud noise like bomb explosion and the house vibrated as if it was collapsing.

I was afraid to come out. There was dust cloud everywhere even in the bathroom. I waited to see if I will hear any more noise but there was silence.

After the dust settled, I came out to see this👇👇👇

Join me to appreciate God who delivered me from this accident.

May his name alone be glorified!”

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