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1) Imagine your rent is due...BOOM!!! Your sugar daddy die.. You will cry more than his Wife.....
2)Who knows where to get abortion pills? my Dog is pregnant for my wicked neighbor's Dog and I don't want to have that idiot as my in-law
3) If you have a crush on someone, hide it very well because the moment you tell them, they will start acting like deputy Jesus.
4)So my brother broke up with his girlfriend yesterday because he saw a man driving her car. We later investigate and find out it wasn't a man, she just took off her wig..
5) Playing with kids is too stressful, imagine she started crying because I refuse to eat crayon
6)sister!!...If you have flat b***s, flat yansh and even flat chest.. Congratulations my sister your three bedroom flat is complete..
7)In those days you have to open panties to see girl's Buttocks but nowadays you have to open the Buttocks to see the panties....
8)Gone are those days when football is watched by cheering fans.. Nowadays is watched by terrified gamblers..
9)A drunk man enter female toilet by mistake.. A woman inside scream.. "This is for ladies!!" The drunk man also replied "Hold this dick is also for ladies too.. Hahaha. 10)*When am drunk, I become very alert before crossing the road.. I look left and right for cars and bikes, Then I look up for Aeroplanes and down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets..* Don't joke with a drunkard...

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1. Guys That Don't Have Money To Buy Home Theatre Will Keep Saying "I Don't Like Noise" POVERTY u are a bàstàrd
2. I vomited two times today in the presence of my mum and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not Prégnànt, that I'm a man???.
3. The other day I saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife!" they both ran away.
4. The Best Place To Chill And Flex Is In Your Dreams, If You Have No Money To Pay,ust Wake Up Nobody Will Catch You.
5. If Adam and Eve were Igbo people, human beings would have still been living in the garden of eden, because they would have sold the forbidden fruit to Lucifer instead of eating it. Proudly an Igbo Guy 6. If you're crushing on me say it now oh. Not when u see my pre-wedding shoot u will be shouting his wife is not fine self, and you will start zooming her picture to know how many ribs she have.
7. Cigarette and w**d are for small boys Real men Like us take mosquito coil
8. Lost 50k this morning tied with a yellow rubber band, don't even know how it happened..my problem is not even d 50k buh d rubber band I borrowed 4rm my neighbor to tie d money.
9. "Look into my eyes and tell me you love me" Na so some people take catch Apolo
10. Wife: honey, I see you always carry my photo with you whenever you go to work, why? Husband: its because you motivate me Wife: Wow ...I didnt know I had that good effect on you Husband: you know what, whenever I face a difficult situation at work I just take out your photo and say to myself, there is no problem bigger than this one.
11. My sister,if he tells u he loves u from the bottom of his heart..ask him who is at the top..I hate nànsènsè lies
12. Someone said we re nothing but pencil in d hand of d Creator. Except fat people, Those ones re markers Why are we not friends send a friend request to my profile for more jokes

Bad Network.
GIRLFRIEND : Good morning sweetheart.
BOYFRIEND : Good morning darling. (sending failed) GIRLFRIEND : Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?
BOYFRIEND : I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND : If you don't love me; ignore my message, if you really love me; reply me. BOYFRIEND : I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me??? BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND : Never speak to me again!
BOYFRIEND : I Love You Sweetie (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND : Do you want to end our relationship? BOYFRIEND : I'm fed up of this s**t!!! (message sent).
No be juju be that?

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Igbo girls be like there are two types of letter* formal letter and ifeoma letter* Please amaka don't stone me ooo!!!

Eating in someone's house can be stressful you have to laugh even when their children carrys ur meat

I was so scared today,I was vomiting & feeling dizzy,I thought am pregnant until my mum reminded me dat am a boy

Today marked 15 years when my mother almost killed me,the day I was sent salt for jellof rice that was already on fire.After 3hours of waiting for me,only for my mother to come out to see me in front of the street doing Change your style?!! Yah!.. Another style!??! Wooh!!,be like that!!! I was still"being like that" until my mother landed a hot thunderous slap on my left ear. For complete 7 days, I was still hearing be like that

Hey since you like facebook
Lemme be your new maths teacher
Oya!! Everyone repeat after me
1+3= 6

1) So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change your Drinking Habit, you're Now Drinking Beer With Spoon? Continue

2) I Pay 80k to sleep in Silverhotel for one night and you say i should not unirate on the bed?? Is Your Brain Paining YOU
3) I pay 20K Just for Rice, chicken and Wine and you say I should Not lick the Plate and take d empty wine bottle home?? U sure say u well? 4) Being kissed does not mean you are been loved ask Jesus about Judas 5)My neighbour is cooking jollof rice She's even frying plantain. Let me go and play with her children. I dont know why I love children so much
6). Pls can someone snap #1000 recharge card and send it to me then I will snap #1000 naira note and send it to d person.. They don't have #1000 card in dis area. God bless you
7). When you enter Heaven's gate and angels start hailing u "bad badoo baddest"ust be jogging to hell
8) He knows when your periods ends, but he doesn't know your birthday. my sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor 9)That ugly moment when your girlfriend throws you on the bed, trying to be sexy, but you hit your head on the bedstead and die. Hell fire straight
10) Corruption is when you fart and you still join others to look out for who farted. My brother God will judge you

African parents will be like olatomiwa remind me to beat you before we sleep ooo

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African parents will be like olatomiwa remind me to beat you before we sleep ooo

A slay queen at my back during lecturing today shouted " we can't saw your voice sir, please be loudable" .
Am still waiting for my turn to faint cause they are fainting according to name .

It's only a Nigerians 🇳🇬police🚔 that will tell you " Oga your plate number🚙 says abuja, so what are you doing in lagos ??

A slay queen at my back during lecturing today shouted " we can't saw your voice sir, please be loudable" . Am still waiting for my turn to faint cause they are fainting according to name .😱

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I was eating white rice with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm . A man entered the restaurant with a brief case . I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying . The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the and gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness . I was still watching when another man entered and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he needed to establish his business. To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man. This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying seriously, and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!. I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously. and said, "Chai bros, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo". Shame wan kill me. Chai!!! Economy recession no go kill person........