Yewa Central College of Education

We hereby notify the public that the sale of admisson form for the next academic session is in progress.
NCE: N5 000.
DEGREE: N10 000.

Lecture days are Weekends.

Your benefits in YEWA CENTRAL COLLEGE OF EDUCATION
1. Online access to lectures throughout the academic sessions.
2. Speedy release of result and certificates.
3. Scholarship opportunities.
4. Change of institution for those who dropped out of school.
5. Affordable fees.

Our degree programme is in affiliation with ADEKUNLE AJASIN UNIVERSITY and other reputables.

You can apply for our fulltime and part time programmes online and receive your lectures online without coming down to the College.

We are glad to inform you that we have completed arrangements for the ONLINE academic activities for our students NCE and DEGREE PROGRAMMES.

It's been a while here. Happy new month to you all.

Educational programs for our students in the staff school of YEWA CENTRAL COLLEGE OF EDUCATION.

Happy weekend to you all.

How often should a woman have s*x with her man?

Education is not only a means to an end but an END in itself.

Worship with us at the YCCE OWNED CHURCH.

*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*

Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities.

*First quote*
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– *Al Gore*

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– *Socrates*

Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.
– *Mike Tyson*

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
– *Bill Clinton*

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– *Michael Jordan*

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– *Barack Obama*

When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- *Steve Jobs*

And the best one is…

Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- *Brad Pitt*

*World Happy Husband Day !!* 💐😀🎉😇🎊😅
*Laughter Therapy* 😂😁😜🤣

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????

Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
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*_Pls Celebrate all husbands because it is not easy to be a husband and yet some men are husbands for long years without loosing their identity_*

*_SPECIAL KUDOS TO ALL HUSBANDS IN THE HOUSE_*

CELEBRATING OUR GRADUATING STUDENTS

We design your academic programme to suit your needs and availability.

Our Degree and Part time academic session are still on for registration while lectures are ongoing.