Humorous Igbo

Men are everywhere looking for wife.
Women are everywhere looking for husband.
Why are they not seeing each other? 🙄🤔

Kids of nowadays can’t even study using candle 🕯 during our time we used thunder lightning ⛈,
once it flashes,5 pages done.😂😂

It's a season of sucking, licking, squeezing and getting ur lips and finger wet😋😋

It is mango season my negative friends😏😏

I can't believe at my age I still look left and right before crossing the road I will stop that nonsense tomorrow 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Why do women get fàt after marriage, does it mean they are not eating well in their parents' house 🤔🤔🤔

My first time travelling by air was from my father's mango tree to the ground.
And it was very fast🤦 😏🤨

I don't càre who likes me or who hàtes me
All I care about is to wake up in the morning and see my phone fully charged 🚶🚶

She returned my ring 💍
After 11year of engagement
Trust no girl.!
They lack Patience🙄

Do you know why cute people are always busy.
Okay I will tell you later.
I'm busy 😅

Marry someone who matches your sense of humor, not someone who gets angry when you laugh at his mother's wig 🙄

This 2024 I don’t have strength to talk, once I say I love you
Just agree and follow me to the house 😏

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Precious : you're like a brother to me

Me : I know , just climb bed 😎

We Boy's 🧒 respect 🙌 our mother's 🧑‍🍼
We never 🙅 come Home 🏡 pregnant ❌🤰
Boy's 🧑‍🤝‍🧑Am I communicating 🙋

Once you start liking a Nigerian babe, You’re already owing her money

Imagine Taking Your Girlfriend To Church And Then The Pastor Tells Her, She Will Get Married To A Doctor. But You Are A Barber!!!😩😂😂🙄

Guys iPhone 16 is out, this one doesn’t play music the artist come out and perform live 😳🙄

I thought being in a relationship is all about kissing and hugging.😌.
I never knew y'all also get Naked and put things together.😒😒

Decade: 10 years 😌
Century: 100 years 😌
Together forever: 3 months 🤣

A man and his wife never føught for 25 years of their marriage.

A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.

He narrated:
"We went for our Høneymoon in Australia 25 years ago
and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first time"

After a while it happened again.

She patted the horse again and said: "This is your second time"

The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gūn and shøt the horse dēad.

I was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crāzy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kīll the horse?"

She smiled at me and said "This is your first time"

Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

My Mouth Pim.🤐😂

If the earth rotates why am I still in Africa 😂😂

In each girl post

the real boyfriend didn’t comment

they just monitored the comments😂

Last night I dreamt and I saw my self in USA. Tonight, I wll sleep with my traveling bag. I will miss you’all ☺✌

When sitting in silence, where does your mind take you?🤔

Dangote is begging me to marry his daughter🧍
Imagine a neat guy🚶 like me🤪 marrying a cement seller's daughter 😲🙈🙈😂😂

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.☺

I went for an interview yesterday
BOOM!! !! It was my Ex
She told me to mention 7 Indian biscuits🤔🙄🙄

I've finally learnt how to toast a girl!!
Baby as i set my eyes on you my slippers cut😎😎

My girlfriend posted I love jesus
I nw posted I love mary now she's asking me who is mary🙄🙄🙄
See wahala

🤷🤷😁😁Start the year with hilarious laughter 😂😂😂😂

😂PRAYER GONE WRONG 🙆‍♂️😂🤣

A little boy was ordered to pray🙏 by his parents before they all go to sleep*🛌

Boy: i don't know how to pray....!
Dad: Just pray about everything you know about the family ☺and our Neighbors.
Boy: Mummy please tell daddy i can't pray😖.

Mummy: Shút up if you don't pray 🙏You'll not eat food in this house😡🙄
Boy: dad, tell sister to pray please😭😖
Dad: My son pray before i slàp👋you hard now!😤😡

Boy: "Dear lord"..."he started"....!"Thank you oh God😊for our visitors and their children 💔who always come here😖to eat our food😋, don't let them finish all our food😢for we shall be hungry, from today father 😫Any boy who beàts🤜or slàp me👋in school help me to slàp them back!,

Forgive our driver who i always see naked😲with my sister wrestling on the bed🔥!, help my sister to fight back,
Before the driver can make her grow round 🤰, forgive my elder brother who doesn't sleep at home regularly!, please,provide clothes to all nàked ladies in my dad's phone and don't let them drain my fathers salary!😶, Give my daddy courage 😌to buy for us good😋things as he always do to Aunty our house girl!, 😔Again lord don't let our house girl😫put her mouth in my Daddy's mouth👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨, Again please provide shelter for all man who sleeps in mom's room🛌 anytime dad travels. Forgive me wherever i have asked wrongly 😌may God answer my prayer....!"

💔😹Nobody said amen!! Everybody regretted 😒for ever forcing him to pray💔😹🙏

Wahala no dey finish 🏃🏃

🙄🙄 Reading the word yawn is enough to make you yawn that's how contagious it is. 🤔