MAKJO connect

*IF YOUR MONEY* *CANNOT BRIBE DEATH*
*MY FRIEND SIT DOWN* *AND BE HUMBLE...*

*....AND BEFORE YOU TELL* *SOMEONE YOU ARE NOT MY CLASS ASK THE MORTUARY* *ATTENDANT IF HE HAS A SPECIAL BED FOR THE RULING CLASS*

*WHO YOU WAN IMPRESS FIT NO GET DATA TO VIEW YOUR POST🤣*

*SO RESPECT HUMANITY AND BE HUMBLE.*

MAKJO CARE

Dear ladies,

Let me teach you how to show love to your guy.
Some of you ladies do not know how to show love to the guy you are dating. some ladies think that the only way to show a guy love is by having s*x with him; that is why some ladies do not have anything to offer a guy except s*x. S*x is not a prove of love. Don't use s*x to prove that you love a guy. As a lady, you can prove that you love a guy in the following ways:
1. Buy gifts for him. You can give him gifts of T-shirts, shoes, un**es, singlets or even a phone if you have the money.
2. Take him out for lunch and pay his bills at least once in 2 months. It is not bad at all.
3. Send him some love text messages occasionally.
4. Give him phone calls daily at least once daily, ask him how he is doing and tell him that you love him.
5. Occasionally you can cook a delicious meal for him, maybe once in a week or once in two weeks, but not everyday like a housewife.
6. You can also help him financially when he is broke.
7. Take him out for shopping at least once in a year, you will not die.
8. Pray for him
9. Advise him
10. Help him to build a bright future.
I know some ladies will crucify me because of this post, but this is the ideal thing to do for your guy, not s*x, s*x s*x.
Guys, Did I make sense?
MAKJO CARE

I NEED AN ADVICE BEFORE I DO SOMETHING NASTY.
Something is happening in my home and I cannot continue to die in silence🙇.
Two years ago, my Neighbour bought a 65 inches Television😒 and my Wife said I should also buy a 65 inches Television. I bought it.🛀
A few months later, my Neighbour bought a Lexus Jeep for his Wife😫 and my Wife insisted that I must buy her a Lexus Jeep too. I bought it.👏
As if that was not enough,😒 my Neighbour changed his living room furnitures lasts year and my Wife said she liked their new Furnitures and that I should also change our own. I changed them.😊
Two weeks ago, my Neighbour married a new Wife😌. Very beautiful young girl.😮 But my wife has been acting as if she has not seen my Neighbour's new Wife.😔
*One mind is telling me to inform my wife😒 that our Neighbour has done a new thing.*😑
It's been Two weeks and I have been waiting for my wife to tell me to get a second wife😋 but she is just quiet like say she no know say my Neighbour don marry another Wife.🙈🛀
*Should I remind her?*🤷🏽‍♂️🙄🤣

Dear sister, use your 4k and buy chicken, fry it and make a saucy peper chicken,
fry 10 to 15 Pcs of Masa and package it in a very good dinner set
Call that promising young man who you claim you love very much and ask him how church service went today, ask him of his schedule now till later in the day
Tell him you will be coming at 3 or 4pm,
On your way going, buy 2 Big Chi exotic juice and add to the Chicken and Masa you prepared,
Dress decently and modest, spray your best perfume and above all put on your best smile,
Genuflect on seeing him and tell him you just brought a little flask to give him, chat for 5 to 10minutes and tell him you will be on your way, remind him to stay safe and be of good behaviour
Hug him( Side or full embrace) and whisper to him in his ears that you love him.
Sister you wont die
I said you will not die
If you do this, your village people will free you
You will not faint
You wont go broke
Infact, we will not serve you breakfast.
Some of you only know how to bill, you never give.....Haba jama'a
Let me come and be going sef.

🚶🚶🚶🚶

Life and Class Struggles:

This young boy had gone to beg from the vehicles on the traffic, then he realized that the lady he was begging from carries oxygen to survive.

He broke down into tears.

The woman continued, you are crying that you are broke.

You are wailing that you are jobless.

You are sobing that you are suffering.

You are questioning God why he has not blessed you.

Now look at me whom he has blessed.

She cannot breath without an oxygen, but you can breath freely.

Appreciate God today for his goodness and mercy over your life.

May I never be ungrateful.

Take just 1 minute to say thank you Lord.

Me MAKJO will forever be grateful to God.

ADVICE TO MY FELLOW MEN ABOUT
THEIR PREGNANT WIVES...

I am a man,but today I want us to discuss about PREGNANCY.
Do you know that certain things you do when your wife is pregnant actually contributes to state of health of the mother and unborn child?
Listen, it bothers me a lot when I see men showing no concern to their pregnant wife or fail to adjust to some temporary changes!!!
It's just 9 months, not like it's forever. Pregnancy is not bought in the market, neither is it a software downloaded from the internet. It's a seed planted by us men and is germinating. There has to be a carrier of that seed while it grows, and women have been given the responsibility to carry it.

Pregnancy is preparation to welcome
a new member into the family.
Pregnancy is a journey fun filled, amazing etc.

Women differ in body changes. Although Pregnancy makes women do certain things in common.
■Once in a while she would nag
■Once in a while she would request for things unimaginable e.g she wants to eat okro and bread
■Once in a while she would get so lazy to make you your meals
■Once in a while she would want to stretch her legs on your laps. Please pardon her... carrying the baby ain't easy.
Her needs may be unsatisfiable at times.
The first Tri_mester of the journey can be so annoying. Like I say women differ from each other during pregnancy.
●While most women are busy vomiting.
●Most of them sleep like water leaf, they sleep off anywhere with the slightest chance even in the kitchen.
●While most women have fever.
●Most women be looking cranky and dry like Dustin powder.
●While most women add up weight.
●Most women appear like burnt offerings.
●Some even go round with White handkerchief spitting in it. ALL THESE ARE STILL OUR WORK.....
Please tolerate this, it's beautiful afterwards.
Her attitude becomes annoying, most times you cant stand her. But I get annoyed when I see men like me neglect their pregnant wife. She's not an abomination, neither is she a curse. MAKJO

Never break the pot that once gave you water to drink. Never bite the hands that once fed you. Never despise the home that once gave you shelter. Leave them intact, go quietly and honorably. For it may be the time and season of breakthrough for others also. Be careful how you close a door.

Never ever bang it, you may need to walk through that same door again.

Good evening everyone.
*MAKJO CARE*