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Virtually everyone would like to forget any bad memories and events of previous years and welcome a new year with a smiling face. The New Year “2021” is upon us, and most people are already excited and hopeful it brings the best to them.

As a fun way to begin this upcoming year “2021”, you should take a look at these hilarious jokes which promise to make you laugh your way into the new year. After all, laughter is the best medicine like most people say.

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1. Where are those slay queens that lost their virginity for iPhone 7... now iPhone 11pro is out.. hope u are ready to lose ur destiny?😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

2. Some girls only know how to pose

in pictures... But let them cook beans for

u. Aaaaaah!* . U will see all

the stones David used on Goliath...🏃😋😂😂

😂😂😂

3. People that do swallow rice and beans,

but chew Eba.. What exactly is your aim

in life? I'm not understanding😑😑😏😏😏😋

😂😂

4. A day will come when Heavens gate

will open and the cloud will

change, Some idiots will think its

weather for two not knowing its

rapture for one🚶🚶🏃🏃😅😉

😂

5. Fat girls will be like: 'I don't like

picmix.' Ahh my sister we all know that

you don't fit in the frame. ...😅😉😂😂🏃🏃🏃

😂

6. Poor men Love Big Breasts, the Rich

Prefer them Small or Moderate

~ Study Reveals

I knw they'll still Argue this one.

😏😂😂😂

😂😂

7. Facebook abeg stop Showing Me

"PEOPLE I MAY KNOW", All These ONES I

know, What Have They Done For ME

??. .....Wicked people

Everywhere😂😂😂🚶🚶🚶😂

😂😂

8. The best word to use whenever ur

wife is misbehaving is........

*Remember where you are coming

from*

At the spot she will keep calm😂 😂😂😂

9. Funny, isn't it?

A Teacher Went To A Hotel , He Wanted

To See The Menu But He Forgot What It

Is Called;

He Asked the Waiter,

”Can l see the food Syllabus???"

Side effects of being a teacher.😋😅😂😂😂

😂😂😂

10. Do you know that... If a man is

allowed to select a girl from a possible

50 girls...  

Even if he picked the most, beautiful

one, he will still feel the pain of losing

the remaining 49?..

IT'S GENETIC. E dey for our blood.😉😐😁😁

🚶🚶🚶😁😁😁

11. It's when your subscription finish

you'll remember that you have games in

your phone, that's when you'll discover

your talent in playing candy crush..

Some people will even turn to

engineers, they'll go to settings on

their phone and scatter everything..

Data is life😂😂😂😂

😁😁

12. I haven't been myself since

yesterday when I heard my neighbor's

son saying; Capital letter 1, Small letter 1,

Capital letter 2, Small letter 2..

Choii.. School fees wasted.😅😧😧😧

😂😂😂

13. Chai, ATM queue wahala..

Yesterday afternoon at First Bank's

ATM, a girl walked up to me and said,

"Please sir I'm in front of your back".

Out of annoyance I replied, " Come and

stay in the centre of my front".🏃🏃😋😋😂😂

😂😂😂

14. If you break up with me and later

finds out you're pregnant.. my sister, you

and your unborn child are now my ex🏃🏃

15. Where are those slay queens that lost their virginity for iPhone 11... now iPhone 11pro max is out.. hope u are ready to lose ur destiny?😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

16. Some girls only know how to pose

in pictures... But let them cook beans for

u. Aaaaaah!* . U will see all

the stones David used on Goliath...🏃😋😂😂

😂😂😂

17. People that do swallow rice and beans,

but chew Eba.. What exactly is your aim

in life? I'm not understanding😑😑😏😏😏😋

😂😂

18. A day will come when Heavens gate

will open and the cloud will

change, Some idiots will think its

weather for two not knowing its

rapture for one🚶🚶🏃🏃😅😉

😂

19. Fat girls will be like: 'I don't like

picmix.' Ahh my sister we all know that

you don't fit in the frame. ...😅😉😂😂🏃🏃🏃

😂

20. Poor men Love Big Breasts, the Rich

Prefer them Small or Moderate

~ Study Reveals

I knw they'll still Argue this one.

😏😂😂😂

😂😂

21. Facebook abeg stop Showing Me

"PEOPLE I MAY KNOW", All These ONES I

know, What Have They Done For ME

??. .....Wicked people

Everywhere😂😂😂🚶🚶🚶😂

😂😂

22. The best word to use whenever ur

wife is misbehaving is........

*Remember where you are coming

from*

At the spot she will keep calm😂 😂😂😂

23. Funny, isn't it?

A Teacher Went To A Hotel , He Wanted

To See The Menu But He Forgot What It

Is Called;

He Asked the Waiter,

”Can l see the food Syllabus???"

Side effects of being a teacher.😋😅😂😂😂

😂😂😂

24. Do you know that... If a man is

allowed to select a girl from a possible

50 girls...  

Even if he picked the most, beautiful

one, he will still feel the pain of losing

the remaining 49?..

IT'S GENETIC. E dey for our blood.😉😐😁😁

🚶🚶🚶😁😁😁

25. It's when your subscription finish

you'll remember that you have games in

your phone, that's when you'll discover

your talent in playing candy crush..

Some people will even turn to

engineers, they'll go to settings on

their phone and scatter everything..

Data is life😂😂😂😂

😁😁

26. I haven't been myself since

yesterday when I heard my neighbor's

son saying; Capital letter 1, Small letter 1,

Capital letter 2, Small letter 2..

Choii.. School fees wasted.😅😧😧😧

😂😂😂

27. Chai, ATM queue wahala..

Yesterday afternoon at First Bank's

ATM, a girl walked up to me and said,

"Please sir I'm in front of your back".

Out of annoyance I replied, " Come and

stay in the centre of my front".🏃🏃😋😋😂😂

😂😂😂

28. If you break up with me and later

finds out you're pregnant.. my sister, you

and your unborn child are now my ex🏃🏃

29.it take me my time to type this just because I want to make you laugh 😁 and you don't LIKE , COMMENT and thunder that will fire 🔥 you is doing press up 👹👹

30. it take me my time to type this just because I want to make you laugh 😁 and you don't LIKE , COMMENT and thunder that will fire 🔥 you is doing press up 👹�

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1. I want to enter into a new relationship 🙄
Should I enter bus or aeroplane or boat? 🤔
Please advise me 🤷🏻 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

2. She gree for me day before yesterday. 😋
Yesterday her cream finished 🤔
Today her phone don spoil 😲
And tomorrow is her birthday. 🙆🏼
I don enter one chance 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

3. I just wish Buhari will just stroll out of Villa only him without his aides 🤔🤠😏
Just him alone,, so that I can greet him and go back home 🤔😂🤣😂🤣😂

4. Calm down my guy 😕
Break up letter go reach everyone 😁😆
I Just received mine now 🙄 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

5. BABALAWO SPOTTED DURING PROTEST IN OGUN 😋
THAT’S NICE 🤗
NIGERIA IS EXPERIENCING HER CHANGE GRADUALLY 🤔
NATIVE DOCTORS WOULD SOON CONTEST FOR AN ELECTION IN THIS COUNTRY 😆 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

6. To those that always react to my post 🙂
What do you want for Christmas 🎄?
😘💝💟

7. Imagine SARS seize your phone and your wallpaper is 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

8. I wonder why babies walk like drunkards 🙄🤡
Baby DAVID just dey fall since morning 🤔🤔🙄🙄
Maybe the breasts milk is alcoholic 🤷 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

9. So Yesterday at church 😌
They made me Treasurer despite my refusal 🙄🙆🏼🤷🏻
Please,,, who is in for an hangout this evening 😋 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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