Claxxic Abus

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500m and Above : Very Wealthy
100m - 500m : Wealthy
20m - 100m : Rich
1m - 20m : Comfortable
100k - 1m : Poor
50k - 100k : E no Easy
10k - 50k : God Dey
5k - 10k : We thank God
5h - 5k : God Abeg o
1h - 5h : Sapa
0 - 1h : Seeing Shege

Where do you belong?🙄

Student: "Sir, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Yes!"
Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"
Teacher: "I don't know."
Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!"
Teacher: "Ok, ask."
Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?"
Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in."
Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in."
Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"
Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?"
Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals."
Student: "No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge."
Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"
Student: "No sir, 1 last question."
Teacher: "Ok!"
Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?"
Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a boat to cross."
Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party..."
Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person..."
Student: "No idea sir..."
Teacher: "It's you because you are on two weeks suspension."
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I can't laugh 😂 alone.

6 rounds before going to bed
4 rounds in the midnight
1 qu**ky before I go to work
That's my plan when I get married😎

Each time I look inside my boxer 😏
I pity the girl who will spend the
Rest of her life with me 😜

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If u see me talking to myself Jst leave me alone
I'm self employed nd probably having a staff meeting 😏🔥

This life sha

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Make una help me na

1-1=0
2-2=0
This equation no balance person wey create maths no well🤔🤔🤔

October borns are ugly
I mean jst take a look at Nigeria😑😑

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Some girls go date u

Your beauty go fade😅😅💔

Guys finally my tracks are out titled
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(MM)making money
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I will Shock People On My Wedding Day
Church Service:Abuja
Reception:Porthacort
Sharing Of Food;
Sabisa Forest 😂🤣🤣

I don k!dnapped myself in one uncompleted building.. You guys should bring 3million if not I will remain there
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The day I will post my babe here.. The blind will walk, the deaf will see, the lame will hear, even the dead will die 😂

To do ritual no hard, bt na to keep de instructions be de wahala 😒Baba which one be make i no laugh on Sundays 🙄

Am still a virgin
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What about you?

The best singer in the world is mosquito, even if you don't like the song you must clap your hands.🤣🤣🤣

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