Gentle Dove

JOKES

1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Ānger But when it's too deep, it can Remøve Cloth, pānt and bra...😋😋😋 But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring høt slāp 😂🙆‍♂️

2. Some girls be like "I don't like fakē guys"
My sister is that Brazilian hair you are
putting on ur own?
Is dat ur long eyelid ur own?
Or is your colour your own?
Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister
don't look back😂

3. Chai today I was busy deleting ūgly
people on my list before 2022...
I almost deleted myself😂😂

4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy
your cane before we get home
Am I mād?😂

5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this
autograph for me, I woke up immediately
put on my Italian suit and went back to
sleep
How can I dream this dream with ordinary
singlet and boxers.😂😂

6. If you know u løst ur 100,000 Naira tied
with two rubber band, please send me ur
number so that I can direct u where u can
see the rubber bands😋😂

7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see wahala 🤔
I can't separate this fīght biko,I'm going home🏃‍♂️😂

8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend
and she respond by sayings "listen young
man "
Just know she has a sugar daddy

9. I just heard my ex was hīt by a truck this
morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh..
I hope nothing happened to the truck.😂

10. Do you know mouth odøur has two major advantages amongst others?....
First,it Separates a fīght quickly
Secondly,it wins every Ārgument.
😂

11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone
in a bus to family friend... I now know that d
woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her
neighbor is a wïtch.😂

12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere😂😂

13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight🥱😂😂

Last Day of August, I pray that September is full of blessings and answered prayers. ☝🏻🙏🏻✨

Happy birthday to my guy help me celebrate with him✅