JNR Ovbiemama 123

Since I got married to my husband over a year ago,we hadn't done the deed,you know what I mean right.

I've tried everything, seduced him, drugged him, argued with him, fought him and the rest but still we haven't slept with each other. We don't even sleep in the same room, weird I know right

Clinton,my hubby loves me that I know,or I think he does. He flatters me with gifts,sends me letters,gives me his credit card,I go through his phone,he doesn't shout at me, cooks, there's a mutual understanding between us,Our love though not consummated is kinda the best. I love Clinton, and he loves me too

At first,I didn't want to sleep with him. I hated him so much,why?,they might not be valid reasons to you but they are to me. He was my crush in highschool. He was everyone's crush,so handsome and tall,a beau and more.

This isn't why I hated him. We went to the same University, I used to say this was destiny, Richie was still every boy and girl's dream, teachers, studentd,e.t.c.
One fateful day,I met Clinton with a couple of friends and I went to him and told him I liked him
...To be continued

"I have given myself to you. Why don't you break up with Janet?" the woman asked in a seductive, breathless voice.

"Don't mention her name when we are making out." The man was so excited.

The woman seemed dissatisfied as she didn't get the answer she wanted. "No way! She is an adopted daughter -- even our dog holds a more important position in our family than she does. What's so good about her?"

Janet Lind stood in front of the door, listening to everything in the room. Her tired eyes turned cold as she understood what was going on.

She had just returned from the hospital.

Hannah, who had raised Janet ever since she was a child, was diagnosed with advanced liver cirrhosis three months ago. The woman needed a liver transplant right away. Janet had to gather the money to pay the medical expenses.

To make her situation worse, her younger sister hooked up with her boyfriend. Janet felt her life was falling apart.

"Did you hear me? You have to tell me your decision tonight. It's either her or me. The choice is yours." Jocelyn Lind pounded on Steve Carter's chest, desperate to hear his answer.

Janet kicked the door open and glared at the couple. "Let me save you the trouble. He is just a man. You can have him if you want."

Although Janet sounded nonchalant, her heart broke to watch her boyfriend cheat on her with her sister.

Steve was Janet's college classmate. He was a handsome man from a wealthy family. He had chased after Janet for three years.

He had confessed his love to her again right before their graduation.

It was on the playground of their college. Many people were around, and almost all the students had witnessed the romantic scene. The crowd cheered, and Janet finally agreed to be his girlfriend.

The pain of betrayal crushed her. Looking at the two people in front of her, Janet clenched her fists, her nails sinking into her flesh.

Steve hurriedly pushed Jocelyn away, put on his pants, and got out of the bed.
TBC

You started by filling a medium-sized-bowl with a few handful of casava flakes(garri), before adding chilled water. Three cubes of sugar followed, and then two tins of three-crown-milk.

That was all you needed as the weather was severely hot and it was stuffy inside.

You sank your metal spoon into the mixture and stirred it thoroughly to your satisfaction.

You could feel joy bubbling in you. Like an ocean or a river.

You hastily unwrapped the roasted meat you had bought on your way home.

You took a nice sitting posture, ready to do justice to the nice combination.

You could feel your mouth salivating.

Hastily, you took a tiny bite. Your molars and premolars resumed work immediately while your tongue danced this way and that. You took a full spoon of the mixture of the cassava flakes and the rest, to cool the peperish effect of the meat.

Just then you heard an heavy bang on the door. You quickly pulled a woolen cloth over the food. Adjusting it properly to ensure the intruder wouldn't see what you were eating.

You made for the door, rubbing your palms on your mouth at the same time.

It was your friend—Austin. He had come to greet you. You told him you were busy and that you needed privacy. He forced the door open and rushed in, refusing to believe your lies.

As if he could perceive accurately. Like those rats that steal your food at night. He headed immediately towards your dining and pulled the cloth away, roughly.

His mouth went agape in surprise. He had always believed your lies. That you were poverty stricken. That SAPA was your best friend, just like you do say. But now, he couldn't believe his eyes.

In his own words—

"So you can afford garri with chilled water, and sugar. With tin milks. Hehe, even suya. Wow. Rich kid!"

Add up, for more.

Whether long or short ,thin and fat
Your role is to scream when it enters
I'm talking about this snake😒😏😂

Her mother had already lost her consciousness but they could carry her to hospital a message tone was heard to dad's phone ''da'ad, ma'am I'm okay where am I, I'm alive, I alighted at the next town to where I boarded the bus to my friend's home as we had agreed earlier, so he picked me to there home and we will report to school tomorrow afternoon.

you were the girl's parents what would you do?

My Experience with a mad man

I don't know how many of us here who has had a weird encounter with a man........ Say no more I am one of you🖐🖐. Don't worry I'll share with you, I'm not that stingy you know. Thank you, don't mention 🤗🤗

I've forgotten the year Sha but I was a small girl then(I am now a big girl nah😋😋), I was going to the market with my friend Ekwunazu Eunice when we saw a madman popularly know as Barrister/Oga Emma.
One thing about this young man was that whenever you call him either of the names he will wave his hands smiling😊😊.

Oga Emma (madman) is a very intelligent man whom was rumoured got mad because of too much book oo.
Back to my story...
Me: l will call Barrister and hug him as well 😁😁watch and see(don't look at me like that joor)
Eunice: No oo, don't try that
Me: 😁😁 Barrister Barrister
The man Immediately came from nowhere and gave me an unforgettable slap😥😥😪, regaining my posture a heavily pregnant woman gave me a resounding one😥😥(found out Iater that I almost pushed her inside the gutter when I was running away from the madman).
Finally Barrister gave me a finishing touch (third slap) before people came to my rescue😭😭😭😭
To make the matter worst my wicked friend was there laughing at me😢 instead of telling me sorry(that kind "I warned you laugh").

Since that day anywhere I see someone that looks like a madman I jakpa🏃🏃with all my strength and might

Fear mad people oo😪😪😪😪

Jenny sat calmly at her table quietly looking around the restaurant.
It had been over an hour and she wondered if he still coming.
She slowly took her drink from the table and sipped a little before dropping it back.
She kept checking her phone every minute reading the last message he sent to her
* see you soon *

She let out a breath and let her back fall to the chair.
She began to wonder why life had been cruel to her.
What her crime was, to deserve this.
This was making it her second blind date today and it is already turning out bad.
She had managed to put on her best dress and make herself look good only for the first date to go wrong.
She wasn't shocked when the guy left immediately he saw her horrible face
She just wished this won't be like that.
She's tired of being rejected and unwanted.
It was like the whole world was against her.
She breathed deeply and looked around, at the people moving in and out of the building.
She managed to smile when she saw a couple laughing quietly together as they moved in.
They both seem so happy that she must admit she felt jealous.

She forced herself to look away and smiled
She took her drink again and emptied the contents before dropping it.
She felt so tired and weak inside.
She checked her watch
8:34 pm
She bowed her head on the table and sighed.

" would you like anything else, miss," a voice said.

" no thanks, I think am okay for now," she said looking up to see the waiter
He nodded.
" if you need anything, you can let me know," he said and walked away with a smile.
She smiled and nodded.
Just then her phone rang.
She checked and it was Nana, her best friend

FEAR GIRLS 🙆‍♂️🤣🚶

Precious 👩‍🦱:Hi👋

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️:Hi, How Are You?

Precious 👩‍🦱:Am Fine And You?

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️: Everything Is Fine

precious 👩‍🦱:What Do You Do For Living.?

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️: Nothing

precious 👩‍🦱: Why?

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️:I Don't Like working

precious 👩‍🦱:Ah!! Pity.

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️:And You?

precious 👩‍🦱:Am Engaged.

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️:Wow Really Good.

Precious 👩‍🦱:You Are Single because u no get moni na

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️:Ah! I Was Left With Inheritance Of₦50 Million From My Grandfather To Get Marry With It.

precious 👩‍🦱:You Know, I And My Fiancee Just Broke Up.

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️:You know, The Money Get Burn When Our House Caught Fire.

Precious 👩‍🦱 :We Broke Up But We Just Re-Union Back And We Have Fix The Date Of Our Wedding.

Emmanuel🙍‍♂️: Luckily The Suitcase That Contain The Money Didn't Catch Fire, I Was Able To Carry My Money Safe.

Precious 👩‍🦱: Unfortunately My Fiancee Just D!e Last Week 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️😂

ᴍᴏʀᴀʟ ʟᴇssᴏɴ : ᴍᴏɴɪ ɪs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛɪɴ 🚶😹😹😹💔

Bell The Cat

Let us enjoy reading this story of Bell The Cat.

There was a grocery shop in a town. Plenty of mice lived in that grocery shop. Food was in plenty for them. They ate everything and spoiled all the bags. They also wasted the bread, biscuits and fruits of the shop.

The grocer got really worried. So, he thought "I should buy a cat and let it stay at the grocery. Only then I can save my things."

He bought a nice, big fat cat and let him stay there. The cat had a nice time hunting the mice and killing them. The mice could not move freely now. They were afraid that anytime the cat would eat them up.

The mice wanted to do something. They held a meeting and all of them tweeted "We must get rid of the cat. Can someone give a suggestion"?

All the mice sat and brooded. A smart looking mouse stood up and said, "The cat moves softly. That is the problem. If we can tie a bell around her neck, then things will be fine. We can know the movements of the cat".

“Yes, that is answer," stated all the mice. An old mouse slowly stood up and asked, "Who would tie the bell?" After some moments there was no one there to answer this question.

I opened my eyes and I felt weak. Everything was white and I guessed I was in heaven.

"She opened her eyes, doctor!", I heard someone shouted beside me.

Then I heard footsteps and a man came to me, I guessed he's the doctor.

He checked the machines and my body then he said "She's responding to treatment. She is okay now but don't stress her."

"Okay doctor", the person replied.

The doctor left the room after assigning a nurse to attend to me.

I looked at the person beside me and I recognize her immediately. She's one of the cops that were at the scene that day. Oh now I remember, my parents.

"Where are my parents?" I asked the woman. "Are they alive?"
My heart beat fast as I waited for the response. I looked at her face and judging by her face I guessed they don't make it.
"I'm sorry dear but they are gone", the lady said.

I tried hard to control my emotions.

"It was an accident. Your dad was drunk and hit your mom which led to her death and your dad commit su***de after that. I'm really sorry dear. You are too young to go through this", the woman said.

"It's okay", I said.

I know the officer was lying. Maybe they couldn't find any evidence and they have to just call it an accident.
But I was there. I witnessed it all and I was the one who called the cops.

It was an accident indeed but my dad didn't kill my mom nor commit su***de.

I was thirsty but they won't let me out.
I had no other option but to drink their blood.

It's good that they are dead anyways because my little secret is safe.
Who would suspect a 9 years old naive girl?

I can't wait to have a new foster parent.

I hope they are also as sweet as my late foster parents too

As I looked at the woman beside me, my cravings came back.

And I know I have to quench my thirst, isn't it?

I was invited to a church today by my friend for her child's dedication.

When I got to the church, I saw a part of the church that was beautifully decorated.

There were few person's seated there unlike the other parts of the church that was densely populated.

I made my way there and saw the inscription "reserved for VIPs". Had I known, I would've just made a detour at this point.

But yours truly elegantly sat there and crossed my two short legs like the boss lady I am.

When the service finally commenced, we were only 10 people seated in the VIP segment. I looked around, they all looked wealthy and smelt like money.

I looked at myself and looked at them and I started to sweat even with the AC on. Nothing spoil, after all, we are in the house of God, our fathers house.

During the service, an usher brought a slip for us to fill in our details. It contains our house address, phone numbers and even NINs.

"Wetin dey occur?" I asked myself. Nevertheless, I filled in my details just like the others.

Aside my friend's child dedication, today is also a "Project Sunday" in the church.

It was time for donations.

"As usual, the VIPs would be kick-starting today's donation" The pastor said on the alter which was followed by thunderous applause.

I remember the place I'm seated and began to tremble.

The first VIP went and donated . There was jubilation everywhere. The VIPs donated in millions.

It was my turn to donate. As I was walking to the podium, people began to give me this "who made this one a VIP" kinda look. Some were laughing 😂. Everyone was eager to hear my donation.

As I grabbed the mic, my hands began to shake.

How will I tell this church that the only 1k in my bag is for my T-fare home and for Sunday stew.

I remembered a senator who fainted during an interrogation and got inspired.

Boom! I threw myself on the ground and played dead 😂. Church scatter by force 😂

If your skin no full, no put body oo 😂

Happy weekend

My fiance told me he would be hosting his friends and asked me to look for a caterer to handle the cooking.

I asked him not to bother about hiring a caterer.

"Are you sure you can handle it? I want everything to be perfect o" He'd asked.

"I don't understand, am I not a woman? Don't I cook for you every weekend. What's the difference between cooking for you and cooking for your friends?" I flared up.

Though not fully convinced, he gave in to avoid my "wahala".

He sent me for the food. I'm cooking for 10 people. I decided to cook fried and jollof rice.

I got to business. I went to the market to get the ingredients.

I really wanted to show my guy that my culinary skill was second to none. I watched some YouTube videos the night before, so I bought all the ingredients I saw in the videos and even bought the ones the seller recommended. "This my food go choke" I boasted.

I didn't call anybody to help me because I didn't want my guy to give my glory to anyone.

The D-day came. I got to work.

Everything began to crumble when my chicken got burnt while I was parboiling it. This was because I had so much to do at the same time.

Not relenting, I fried the surviving ones.

I fried my vegetables which came out very bad. I don't know what happened o

It was time to Cook the rice. Unknowing that the rice was a Nigerian rice, I poured a lot of water into it which made it soggy 😭

By the time the jollof rice was ready, it was looking like coconut rice because of how soft it was 😢. Let me not talk about the taste. The "orishirishi" ingredients made it toxic for consumption.

"Shebi I would have jejely given the contract to a caterer?" I muttered to myself.

Not wanting to further humiliate myself, I made use of the back door and went to buy cooked Jollof rice from Iya Racheal.

That was how I saved myself and my guy from embarrassment o 🤣

Last last, after the party, my guy asked me to give my ancestors the nonsense in his kitchen 🤣

When people say they don't believe in ghosts I don't even bother myself to argue with them because they will never believe unless they see for themselves.

Before I tell you what happened to me last night, I just want to remind you that the fact that you don't believe something exist doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

Yesterday I slept in my friend's lodge.

Around 02:00am I went to use the toilet and there was no water. If it was just to urinate I would have left it like that till the break of dawn but it was defecate I went to defecate.

So I went to the well in the compound to fetch water.

The moment I dropped the fetcher in the well and made to bring it out, it gained an unusual weight.

When I shone my phone's touch in the well I saw an old woman, with squeezed face, crying and begging me to pull her out.

Out of great fear and trembling my phone fell off my hand. The luck I had is that it didn't fall inside the well.

How the hell did she get into the well, by that time of the night? 😟

I left the fetcher for her and took to my heels. I don't know how she was able to grab my right leg with the rope.

The old woman started pulling my leg with the rope... Just the way I'm pulling your legs right now 🤸

Thanks for reading my ghost story 😄

No!!,No!!,was all I could muttered.Staring at the horrible scene before me, I sobbed.

Right before me,Bella my best friend was mudered by my father,yet!, I couldn't do anything to save her.

I can still remember how I advised Bella to run away from home after I eavesdropped on my Father's conversation with his client on how he was going to Kill Bella but she never headed my advise.

After he(my father) succeeded in killing her,he gouged out her eyes from her body and placed her on a table,ready to split her lifeless body into different dimensions.

I couldn't stare at the scene any longer so I dashed into the sitting room where I met mama(my mother) who gave me a solacing arm,petting me not to cry anymore and promising that;she would get me another pet.

Bella was my pet(a cat 🐈),she was killed by my father who was an herbalist to prepare some herbs for his clients.

What were you expecting to hear🙄JNJNR Ovbiemama 123vJNR Ovbiemama 1232JNR Ovbiemama 123

The Decision I Later Regret

™
It was a sunny day, I can feel the sunshine right in my cranium. I just dropped off at tudu wada part walking down to the junction where I could get a bike man that will take me home, just beside the park I saw some aged men with a little number of women standing beside a store, their faces shone with smiles. I was little bit unquieted to know what is happening around there, I walked down there to see what was going on over there, I approached a middle aged man whom is completely drank standing alone.

"Weldon sir. Abeg waiting dey happen here nah? " I asked.

"Sha you know madam No Nonsense wey get beer parlor around that boda?"

I don't really know her, but I told him I do just to hear what is happening.

"Yes, dat fat woman ahbi?"

"Yes, she open a new bar here, and she dey give free one bottle if you buy one get you go get one free."

"Wow that's good."

"I Don collect my own, I dey try collect another one, nah Nigeria we de oh." He chuckles and left.

Drinking in an open beer parlor like this, I'm not used to it, I can't go and leave this free bottle of beer that's waiting for me. Though, going through the door is not an easy task because of how people are jam-packed around entrance.

the beer parlor was well furnished with modern electronic. I quickly find a empty table and slouch on it, beside me were three aged man, they're having a great conversation they barely noticed I was beside them.

I yelled for the bar man to come.

"Senior man! Waiting I go bring for you?"

"Which beer is cold?"

"Senior all the beers cold ohh."

"I don take life already, make I continue with am, bring life."

"OK", he said and left.

To be continued.

You saw me crying.... You Walk pass like you didn't see me .... Now you see me laughing, you're asking what's making me so happy 🙄🙄🙄

Are you practicing witch craft 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I mistakenly transfered 2k to a
wrong
phone number . After thinking of a
way to
stop the person from withdrawing the money,
😂
I came up with an idea of sending a text
message to
the person's phone number saying:
😂
"""Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're
OK. I
believe you have received the money I sent to
you...
It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical
order
of glorious satanism in the illuminati fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12
midnight. That
money is only for your transport. I'll send you
more
for shopping.
😂
There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom.
Two
weeks after the initiation, a family member very
close
to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket
to
wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night
to
any part of the world. Thanks in advance. Buh in
case
you're not ready to join, please send back the
money
immediately to avoid ur sudden death."""
😂
Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying:: "Please
send
another 6k, three of my friends are also
interested." I fainted on the spot😟😟
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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Chinedu,my friend introduce me to a rich girl

He asked me to form posh for her

I should act like I just got back from overseas

I dressed in suit all through

With a bow tie to complement it,

I was sweating profusely,suit during summer

Oga oo

I went to meet the girl

She smiled at me

"Hey,you must be Steve from UK"

I nodded

Soon we were doing dinner

I was served some leaves with raw onion and garlic

Chai

Where akpu and utazi soup dey

I was eating the leaves and onion while crying

She asked me

"Where do you stay in UK"

I answered

"I stay at many place,

I stay at Alaba market,

Before I move to oshodi

Initially I stay under bridge in owerri"

The girl looked at me and shake her head

She speak up

"So you no come from UK,

U be warri boy,

My brother,you be werey oo,

We gather dey Sha"

She's not even from UK

Lagos is full of mentál patient

JNR Ovbiemama 123

I dropped my Girlfriend at her Home, i put my Hand on the Wall by the Gate for Support, leaned towards her.

Me: "Can i kīss you?

Her: "Not now , I'm at home"

Me: "Pleeeeeease!!!"

Her: "No"

Me: "You were too sweet in Bēd today"

Her: "Woow!!.... You too, full of Energy. I could not believe we did it Four times".

Me: "Let me kīss you goodnight".

Her: "Someone may be watching us, they still think I'm a Vīrgin at Home".
This goes on for 10 minutes, then my girlfriend's Brother appears at the Gate and says, "Dad says whether you kīss him or not, it's your decision. But tell that Ba$tard !!!! to remove his Hand from the interCom button, everyone in the house is listening to your conversation and you're distūrbing the Prayer session😂😂😂

Chai 😰
My story today 🙆‍♂️🤣

I have been chatting Nora for more than 3 months but we haven't seen each other😔 She was so friendly and our chat was amazing. Whenever I come online I always wanted to see her message, a day came I brought the idea of us meeting each other she agreed. So she gave me the address to her house, I was very happy am going to meet Nora, I bought a good bunch of red 🌹 roses, I didn't have money but I tried my best to make her more happy so I added some few jewelries to it.😼
On Saturday afternoon I wore my best clothes which was a blue jeans and a black top.That clothe has been in my profile picture for more than 3 years😹
When I got to her street I called her
Me👉 hello nora am now in your street..
Nora,👉🏿 hi dear so you made it just bend close to that guava tree then cross the gutter near you
Me👉yes I saw the tree I have cross the gutter
Nora, 👉🏿 pass near that park and keep going straight don't bend
Me 👉 ok dear am going straight now
Nora 👉🏿 wait wait are you the chocolate skin guy wearing blue jeans and black top...wow you look cute 😍💕
Me👉wait are you the one with big stomach and k leg.. wearing red shirt and yellow boxers...🧟‍♀️👀👀
Nora👉🏿yes baby it's me.....
Me👉I can't see you oooo
Nora👉🏿 but I can see you...
Me👉 sorry I can't see you God will never allow me to see you🙆‍♂️
She was coming forward with her big stomach ....omo see run......I ran as fast as my legs can carry me, I saw one grave made with tiles I quickly dropped the flowers ontop.🌹🥀
From that day she blocked me, guys is it my faūlt??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cuties 🥰, why don't you wanna add or follow me for more interesting jokes 😁

Abi I no dey try 🥲💔

I pray God touch your heart to Add or follow me for more interesting 🤦‍♂️🙏🥺

Still ya boy. JNR Ovbiemama 123JNR Ovbiemama 123JNR Ovbiemama 123JNR Ovbiemama 123

Could This be Words of Wisdom Or Insult?

It was on a Friday morning when I heard a Knock on my door when i was busy hunting the rat that has conceived and bore children in my house. As I rushed to open the door behold, it was my grandfather, i was already sweating profusely because I've been running up and down hunting for a shameless rat in my own house that i used my money to built without any contribution from any rat.
When my grandpa notice the sweat on my body he was amazed and ask me if I've been chased by an evil spirit, then i explained to grandpa how a shameless and stupid rat lodged in my house without permission, have sexual in*******se, conceived and bore children under my own roof🙄, under my own roof o grandpa, i added.
Grandpa looked 👁️ at me and nod his head three times and said to me let's go on a five minutes silence🙆🙆,before i could open my mouth and asked grandpa who is death? Grandpa started sobbing and weeping already. I was already scared and asked grandpa, is mom and dad ok? How's grandma, how's everyone doing at home Grandpa? Grandpa nod his head again and said to me Hmmmmm!! My grandson, How can a rat 🐀 start its own family in your house 🏠 and you that owns the house is not yet married?🤷
What a shame🤔🤔
🙆🙆 For that reason, my wedding is on Saturday
Venue - anywhere you see red canopy that's where it is happening live and direct.

Conclusion: every animal in your house has a lesson to teach you.

Pen 🖋️ Down

Ella was a very beautiful damsel in the university.She was fair, stunning and most of all thick.She was the envy of all girls in the university.She had this pointed nose and cat-like eyes that you can't help but to fall in love with her at first sight.She was indeed a beauty to behold.She was in 200 level but her popularity soared when she made her appearance and gave a wonderful speech during their matriculation.
All boys wanted her to be his girlfriend.She had this peculiar way of walking.She always tools steps one after the other and heads high like a queen.All girl enviêd her because most boys are always fond of her..But one thing was this,no one knew where she lived.She lived outside the school environment and so no body knew where she lived.Most people have tried to track her down but whenever they trailed her,she will take a junction in fast strides and you won't see her again.

My name is bola.i happened to gain admission into the university to study business administration.After all my settlement and all what not,I began to get the whiff of Ella's popularity.
Wherever I go,it was either Ella this or Ella that.I sought to know who she was and began to see for her.

One day,my course mate who happened to be my friend pointed to a mango tree where the supposed Ella was staying.She was with some flock of admires and I could not see her face properly.i got closer and I got the shock of my life.Was this not Ella who her mom was making bean -cakes in our village?
The supposed Ella who has died and was buried two years ago when she was returning from taking her jamb exams?
I immediately called her full name and those who sat with her immediately turned their eyes to me.Ella who was kinda distracted turned to look at who called her.Immediately she saw me,she disappeared and pandemonium sets in.
Every body began to run Helter skelter.
I just stood rooted to the ground.Ella was my best friend in the village.Her beauty was what endeared me to her ..
I wasn't wrong.

One black goat has been roaming around our street for the past three days now.

The other day we were in the church when this goat came in front of our church and stayed.

Onoorrrr...fear to catch me and my sister as we saw the goat yesterday night in front of our bakery as we were packaging bread.

Just immediately, we locked up and went inside the house; we were so scared.
What even got me more scared was how the goat's eye was sparkling as I looked at it.

This evening, my little siblings were standing with this little girl who had come to buy bread from us.
I went closer and noticed that they were looking at her hand; she had an injury on her palm.

"What happened to you?" I asked her.

"Is that black goat that bite her" my sisters quickly answered.

"Goat...bite kwa...Biko, when did goat start biting?" I asked rhetorically as I went into the house to ask my mum and grandma, just to be sure oh.

"Nnene (a name we call our grandma), biko ewu ó na atá mmadu (meaning: please, does goat bite someone?)" I asked her curiously.

"Mba oh, ewu anaghi ata mmadu (meaning: No oh, goat doesn't bite)" she replied.

"Onye ka ewu tara? (Meaning: Who did goat bite?)" my mum asked curiously too.

On hearing the conversation, my dad came out of the parlour where he had been sitting curiously too.

Immediately, my sisters showed them the girl's hand.

"What were you doing when the goat bit you?" my mum asked her.

"I was chasing the goat then the goat now started chasing me. So I now fell on the floor and the goat now bite me" the little girl said.

I for like to continue this story🤣

But in summary,

The goat no bite am...Something scratched her hand as she fell on the floor. It was just a scratch she had sustained from the GOAT CHASE😅😆🤣

It's not like I didn't know oh but I don't know why my mind decided to believe that she was bitten by the goat.😂

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It is natural for the mind to quickly accept LIES/ARTIFICIAL/UNREAL/NEGATIVITY/SUPERSTITION etc to the MAIN T