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1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming in🙄
Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us.
Baby 2: shūt up, u have no sēnse, that's not daddy, is uncle Emmanuel, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having s£× in the night 🙄
Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing??
Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄
Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄
Mom: faīnted 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸


3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sād, she got concerned and walk to him an ask..
Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sād?😥😥
Husband: our pastor confessiøn is making me feel sād 😥😥

Wife: what's that??
Husband: pastor cønfessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fear of God 😥😥😥
Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary....
Husband faīnted 🤸🤸🤣🤣🤣

4. If your plans is to laugh and skip following my page, get ready, your crush will skip you 😂

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1.Some people will just finish bathing with bucket and say they just showered, my dear, u just bucketed

2.Wahala is when u finish punishment given to you by police officer then climb ur bike and shout "officer thunder fire you" and ya bike no gree start 😂😂

3.Ei don happen again ooo, my neighbor wear makeup put face password for ei phone, now ei don go wash makeup phone no gree unlock again 😂 😂🙆‍♂️

4.I bought a drink for my visitor he said he will drink it after eating, excuse me eating food from where 😒 🙄, God go punish you 😒

5.I almost sent 20k instead of 2k to somebody, wetin save me na insufficient balance 😹 🙆‍♂️ 😂 thank God

6.That awkward moment when Abraham was going home after he wanted to sacrifice Isaac
Abraham :I love you son ♥️

Isaac :Abeg no tell me that s**t 😒😒

7.I was in a taxi today and my driver started arguing with another driver, next thing I hear naa 'get out, with ur ugly passenger 😦' 🙆‍♂️😪

8.Me as a pilot"Dear passengers, I hope say wuna Sabi long jump bcoz petrol don finish 🙄 😹

9.In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth 🌎 after that, all other things were made in China 😂 😂

10.I saw a group of people surrounding a bus driver and shouting 'give me my change' I joined them and collected 2500frs 😋

11.Children of nowadays can now unlock phones and play candy crush, at that age I was chewing sand 🙆‍♂️ 🙆‍♂️ 😂

God's blessings to anyone who likes my page

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Wait oo
If i block someone on Facebook and whatsapp, and i see them on the road will dey see me?🤔🤔😂