Garri PLUG
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For your Garri
Jsyk
Lee min hoo dey buy our Garri I love Garri
If 5k will not be too small for you
DM i get who go buy your phone?
Another day to sip Garri & post wetin I like
Because no be your papa buy phone give me.π
Happy 138 day of Asuu strike.π€§π
Garri is the main reason i'm alive π
Ily Famβ€οΈ
If you're tired,give up
Garri no sell well this week.ππ€
Dem suppose dey spell CHOIR as KWAYA
We have enough problems already
May Dem stop to confuse us.ππ
To promise to read is human
But to read and understand is DIVINE.π
English is rubbish
How can you drink a drink but you can't food a foodπΆ
If wisdom na by bear bear
Goat for be prophet.πΉπ
JAMB has no teeth but JAMBITESππΉ
If you see me dey sip Garri with groundnut,
Call EFCC
Where I see N50.π€π
Garri πΉπΉπ
Me dancing to win 2 cups of Garri in the market.
*My father who's been boasting of me to his friends*
LikeeπΉπΉπ
Me wey dey wait may my Garri swellπ
*Me on the mic*
I've got barz,you can call me Bastard.πΆπ΅
*Drops mic*
My guy wey dey pursue him dreams
Dem don catch am.ππ€
If na by sleepless nights
Vigilante for don buy Benz.πΆ
Cheee!!
I no dey see again
Garri nice oneπ€
I don dey sneeze Garri ππ€
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Jamb scores don comot,Axe man don score 77.
Dodorimaπ€πΉπ
This Garri seller called me shehu shaGARI in front of my crush today.π
Well I see no reason why she no suppose collect π
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Every day I dey chop Garri
You fit call me shehu shaGARIπ€
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Try dey sip Garri e dey boost immune system.π
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