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Brighton are not for peace π€£
As am talking to now, Chelsea are passing tru alot already and Liverpool never smell one goal
ππ Wetin man do man π€£π€£
If ur neighbor run generator for 4 hours straight
Please call EFCC
Ur evening is kul
Congratulations Ben πͺπͺπͺπͺ
Pikin wia say him mama no ko sleep, him too ko d awake
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International banter π€£π€£π€£
Buy and taste, dis is how we should sell our market
Arsenal fans right now πππ
In d absent of Maguire π€£ππ
I just d pity Man City like dis π€£
Wat is dat happening to Ghana
Black star no d shine shaa π€£π€£π€£
Man U fans putting dia ears down to hear anything injury about Haaland but nothing like that π€£π€£π€£
Dis guy will serve all d England teams breakfast and it must reach everybody ππ
Cow meat will now be cheap in d market
I just choose dis vawulence as dinner π€£π€£π€£
Let's leave football n go for kungfu π€£π€£π€£
*Watching football with a womanπ©πΎβπ¦°is really stressful*π€£
π©πΎβπ¦°"Which teams are playing?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"Man City vs Liverpool"
π©πΎβπ¦°"I love Liverpool"
π¨π½βπ¦±"That's a good team"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Is Ronaldo playing?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
π¨π½βπ¦±π"No....it's Diazπ"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes Haaland scores
π©πΎβπ¦°ππΌππΌππΌππΌ"Is that Diaz who has scored?"
π¨π½βπ¦±[calmly]No, it's Halaand for Man City"
π©πΎβπ¦°"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"π‘π‘π‘
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π©πΎβπ¦°"What is that red card for?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehavingπ₯π
π©πΎβπ¦°"Then is he going to be a coach"
π¨π½βπ¦±π³π ππ©π«"aaaaaah noooo"
π©πΎβπ¦°"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
π¨π½βπ¦±"Exactly darling"
π©πΎβπ¦°"What about the green card?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"Nothing like that in a field of play"
π©πΎβπ¦°"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
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π©πΎβπ¦°"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
π¨π½βπ¦±π₯Ίπ°π"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Why is he not playing?"
π¨π½βπ¦±[Changes the channel to Zee world]
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Potter trying to put Chelsea inside Pot patapata
Black Pot ππ€£
Bayern slap Barca remove wig π€£π€£
Man U and Chelsea fans trying to coordinate d vawulence in a perfect condition π€£
Ajax have mercy na π
We only bliv in vawulence
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Angela leave my mouth π₯Ί
U r not reading dis by accident π oya go n pray for ursef coz me sef don taya π€£π€£
Treasure tank u for d Sunday Rice but wen leaving drop my key and carry dat ur wig coz u won't smell dat house again
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Barca fans be like, Mallorca u can do it
Do it wia π€£π€£π€£
Dis vawulence is sponsored by Kenya π€£π€£π€£
Wat a peaceful weekend for Mendy π
Samuel no b like dat dem d do tinz π€£
Dis weekend's premier league has been postponed
One aunty ooooππ
Ajax don giv Man U Anthony Joshua instead of Antony π€£
Ajax pick ur call, we have unfinished business π€£
Anthony Joshua remove d mask, we know u
Maguire=lose and bad luck
Erik trying to check wat causes d penalty π€£
Ikpa I give u from now till December π
Lose n japa
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